Shooting my phantasie movie with Yaya Han

So while I´m at it I´ve decided to make a second Yaya Han spin - off post and this one is all about the erotic movie I would like to shoot with her.

I know it´s mostly a pipe dream - even if she has had some acting roles and appeared in an issue of PLAYBOY ( although that was sadly when they didn´t include naked pictures because Yaya would have crushed it ) - but with her oversized oppai penetration sensation Yaya Han was clearly made for this. Also, I´ve had a few rough days .... better make that weeks, no months. Ever since my Mom made the announcement that I had to get rid of not only my entire comic collection but basically everything I own - a few days before Christmas - life hasn´t exactly been a bed of roses for me.

As longtime followers of the blog know when my stress levels go up the cult siren content in the posts rises so I hope you can bear with me and we will have more comicbook content soon. For this post it´s all about Yaya Han and it´s not even about IF I should write about these things since this was already on the blog. It just didn´t have it´s own post.

YAYA HAN CAN SPREAD HER LEGS BETTER THAN J - LO IN HUSTLERS !

One reason why Miko kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit sex scenes I had in mind.

In the first one - which I call FAST HORSECOCKS AT DEEPTHROAT HIGH - Yaya Han would play the role of Moana Makeyousquirthard, the new class teacher who tries to bust up the campus worst sex offenders. To get some proof of how they systematically sexually assault all hot girls - including some of the female teachers - and merciless dicktame them as their sex slaves Moana goes to one of their frat parties disguised as a cheerleader.

After a thorough search of their special " party room "Moana finds enough sex tapes but is caught red handed by a dozen of the worst serial rapist who take turns slam - fucking her brains out. For the next six months.

The second one - which we will call BABYSITTER BLOWJOB BLUES for the moment -  has Yaya Han as nymphomanic co ed Boom Boom Blowjob who works her way through college as striptease sensation Wendy Wetdream.

Because of a sprained ankle she tries to make ends meet as a babysitter.

Unbeknownst to her her first client is a fifteen year old pervert who loves to bang bigbreasted babysitters and use them as his personal sex toys.

Which would not be a big deal if he didn´t have a giant cock that gives even the biggest breeding stallions penis envy. His parents suspect that he abuses the girls since he is too old to really need a babysitter. But they prefer to cover up the proof of these brutal sexual assaults than deal with their own son. So as soon as his parents are gone the sick boy gets Boom Boom drunk enough to drill her body relentlessly with his monsterschlong.

Because she needs the money Boom Boom has to endure a grueling hasian ejaculation marathon that lasts all night long. And when the parents finally come home horny Daddy insists on sampling the merchandise for himself.

Well, I can´t include all of my ideas for explicit sex scenes for Yaya Han since that would take up too much space and this post is supposed to be about Kiana Tom anyway. But I have gotten some complaints that my cult siren posts - especially if they are reposts - tend to be slightly repetitive.

And since I have mentioned the explicit sex scenes with Yaya Han in almost every post in which she appears without any further explanation I thought it´s about time that I elaborated on the subject a bit further.

So I´m going to wrap this up with my favorite scene - UNDERCOVER MASSAGE PARLOR NURU MARATHON - in which we have Yaya as reluctant undercover cop Gaile Muschi Ohnegummi. Because of her giant 40D boobs all her male colleagues constantly try to assault her sexually ( during her initiation the entire precinct took turns using the helpless handcuffed hasian like a cheap blow up sex doll so she learned very quickly how to get out of handcuffs without the key ) and even her superior officer enlisted her for special observation duty. Which was just an excuse to strip Gaile naked and pound her to his heart´s content on the backseat.

After the third time Gaile reported this but in retaliation her boss put her on the vice squad as bait for serial rapist. Her new beat was the area with the most brutal sex offenders and the highest violation ratio per square inch and because her backup was notoriously late on purpose - to give the perverts a few hours to have their way with her - she had to learn to run very fast. All this was to wear her down which is also where we come in.

Gaile has asked for another transfer from the vice squad since a sting operation where she infiltrated a porn syndicate under the alias of Dolly Part Em went bust. Not only did the porn producers get away scott free but to add insult to injury her confiscated porn audition during which she was triple penetrated by three black guys with huge monstercocks for five hours had to be returned and was released as THREE THE ASIAN WAY, PART ONE and TWO which turned her into an overnight porn star sensation. And to top it all off her superior graciously provided a free copy for everybody to boost morale so now all her horny colleagues, plus all the sex offenders jerk off to Gaile getting analyzed by three super hung breeding stallions.

As we meet Gaile she poses as Miso Horny at a massage parlor that offers their clients an extra service and is rumored to have ties to the Yakuza.

Aside from being asian Gaile was assigned to this because of her natural inbred ability to spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker and her outstanding performance as a nuru specialist and deepthroat champion.

Her mission is to keep tabs on the clientele - which for the most part are cops who use the pretense of getting updates to get a wet full body sex massage from Gaile - and wait for some big gangster boss. Who doesn´t exist. Her boss just made him up so they could all get serviced by Gaile.

Well, as it turns out one day a guy walks in who is just some tourist who happens to look exactly like the description her superior gave Gaile so she goes all Kama Sutra on acid on his dick. First she deepthroats his boner until it has reached an impressive size and then she massages his erection with her titanic twin torpedoes for a few hours until it is as hard as unto a thing of iron. At this point she literally jumps on his dick doing the splits again and again making him squirt for hours until he can´t get it up again.

With her giant - sized porn implants and her boner - inducing body Yaya would be ideal to play this hasian undercover lubrication sensation and I´m sure she would excel at polishing hard rods with her oversized oppai.

It goes without saying that I would insist on rehearsing all the sex scenes with Yaya Han but I would especially volunteer for this one since I think Yaya is a natural at giving wet nuru massages. Of course she would object to do such explicit sex scenes - even if she was born for this - which is where Miko Lee comes in who has no qualms about getting her freak on.

I DREAM OF JEANNIE MAI ( AND WAKE UP WITH A HUGE ERECTION ) !

Which is not ideal since YayaHan has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host JeannieMai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.

This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya I think she could be a body double for her.

At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.

On top of that she has the perfect bubblebutt - like most asian girls - so it´s no wonder her ex hubby always tried to persuade her to wear a thong ( remember the thong incident ? ), she admitted to frequently using all kind of toys to spice up her sex life and she has gone on record that her favorite location to let her inner nymphomanic really loose is a hotel room because : " There are certain things I just can´t do at home. I eat at that table. " So you tell me, am I really exaggerating here or am I falling short ?

Yeah, I know you´re probably tired of hearing me say that but asian girls are my kryptonite. And by assessory all exotic looking sexbombs. Damn, that´s one of the reasons cosplay queen Yaya Han still hasn´t gotten her own post . I want to give her props but I´m afraid it will turn into porn.

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