Of course like most shows with hot sexbombs FLEX APPEAL didn´t air in Germany. As I understand it - at least from the commentaries on the internet and later from the clips I could watch through the internet - the biggest pull of the show was Kiana Tom herself and her firm puppies ( 36Ds !!! ) stretching the thin fabric of her tiny tops in a most fetching way.
According to wikipedia she was an original member of the ESPN fitness show " BodyShaping " until 1995 when she left to host " Kiana's Flex Appeal ". Being that her stunning 36D - 23 - 35 measurements were the only reason anybody watched " BodyShaping " in the first place, her show eventually became the more popular one. She has written a number of books on the subject of physical fitness and she even posed for Playboy magazine. In addition to hosting, she has made a few appearances on screen as an actress, most notably in Universal Soldier: The Return.
She also was on other shows like BLADE WARRIORS but I mostly missed the show because of work. But I caught a few episodes and I can say she really looks good in those. In fact, since I didn´t know she was born in Hawaii I cast her as Psylocke in multiple comic book casting posts on my old blog.
Which in hindsight isn´t that much of a problem becauseKiana - whose name means " moon goddess "- owes her exotic look to her mixed heritage of chinese, hawaiian and irish. The hasian blow up sex doll surely knew how to make men drool on Flex Appeal, where she used to give entire generations of horny teenagers huge erections with her 36Ds.
This earned Kiana Tom her very own cult siren entry which I reposted in 2016 and again in 2017 . I also cast her as the female post CRISIS Dr. Light in my first CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE ( THE HOLLYWOOD EDITION ) post and I also mentioned Kiana in my second alternates post as part of a lesbian double dildo fourway sex orgy with porn star Miko Lee , fetish model Akira Lane and cosplay icon Yaya Han .
So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but theotherfour are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on variousJLA castingposts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like flexappealingKianaTom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, koreanwrestlingknockoutGailKim a.k.a. Die Geile Kim or 55KK ( !!! ) Minka .
I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made twonew posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopezin Hustlers .
I bet she is a nymphomanic sex freak who loves to jump her fiancee from the sofa before she wraps her legs around him an pumps him dry with her natural born chinese stripper moves. Yaya was literally made for porn movies because she got herself those giant - sized 40D porn implants.
I mean she already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume. Daim, that girl knows how to fill out that uniform and she´s just begging for some deep asian penetration. Those sweet lips are perfect for giving oral pleasure and we all know that when it comes to deepthroating rockhard boners nobody can hold a candle to asian girls. And those soft, giant boobs were just made to be wrapped around a throbbing erection.
Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.
Although it would probably be something a bit more erotic like Super Spermico. Speaking of sperm, as my personal nurse and blow up sex doll Yaya would have to give me at least three daily spongebaths although instead of a sponge Yaya can use her big 40D oppai to massage my boner until I am ready for her patented extreme asian ejaculation escalation.
Of course Yaya Han would also have to wear some special outfits like the one Akira Lane is sporting below. I can just imagine Yaya Han´s king sized XXL breasts with the areolas of the nipples being totally visible in that mesh shirt and her nude butt only covered by a tiny string of dental floss while she is giving me a lapdance before a two hour erection injection.
That´s what I need some sexual healing from a naughty night nurse like porn star Minka where no matter how much she knows about medicine you feel already better if you see her. And just wait until she starts with the deepthroat erection inspection to get the daily sperm sample. If I won the lottery big style I would definitely hold auditions for my nurse and I would buy them uniforms that are at least two sizes too small so their tits are hanging out all the time. Of course my dream nurse would not only have the body of a Playmate of the Year and incredible stripper skills.
She also should be well versed in the Kamasutra, tantra sex, nuru massages and all the sex techniques. The best candidate would be a big breasted nymphomanic sexbomb with legs up to her chin who is addicted to oral sex and was fired from her last job at a sperm bank because she was always massaging the client´s hard schlongs with her giant boobs and then deepthroating them without mercy which caused them to squirt all their juices in her throat instead of the special container. Maybe it´s time for some asian salivation and Yaya Han wants to audition with her oriental oral skills. Like the saying goes : life sucks but asian girls deepthroat you dry !!!
With Yaya Han being such a big anime fan I wonder if I could con her into doing a remake of Ogenki Clinic. I would volunteer to play Dick Horsecock, the well hung patient who suffers from a severe case of hyperspermia and Yaya would of course play nymphomanic dicktamer Ruko Tatase, who has fallen on hard times and has to milk his schlong dry of all excess semen every night to pay the rent for her tiny flat so the horny landlord doesn´t sexually assault her again. Man, brabuster Yaya was born to play this role.
For some reason I didn´t get to do a birthday post for Yaya Han in 2019 so to compensate for that I did three new ones in 2020 ( since I couldn´t get all the new pictures with Sexbombe Yaya I wanted into one post ) : the first one is a spotlight on her Eliza from Tekken Revolution cosplay,the second one has five more erection guaranteeing cosplays with the asian ejaculation sensation and post number three has my final selection of Yaya Han´s breastests new cosplays mostly of Danganrompa´s Junko Enoshima.
And there is also a special Eliza / Chun Li spotlight post which was my first reader´s request Yaya Han post ever. By the way, if there is a special Yaya Han cosplay you want me to spotlight on the blog drop me a comment, maybe I have already some material that I can put into a post quickly.
You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .
YAYA HAN CAN SPREAD HER LEGS BETTER THAN J - LO IN HUSTLERS !
One reason why Miko kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit sex scenes I had in mind.
In the first one - which I call FAST HORSECOCKS AT DEEPTHROAT HIGH - Yaya Han would play the role of Moana Makeyousquirthard, the new class teacher who tries to bust up the campus worst sex offenders. To get some proof of how they systematically sexually assault all hot girls - including some of the female teachers - and merciless dicktame them as their sex slaves Moana goes to one of their frat parties disguised as a cheerleader.
After a thorough search of their special " party room "Moana finds enough sex tapes but is caught red handed by a dozen of the worst serial rapist who take turns slam - fucking her brains out. For the next six months.
The second one - which we will call BABYSITTER BLOWJOB BLUES for the moment - has Yaya Han as nymphomanic co ed Boom Boom Blowjob who works her way through college as striptease sensation Wendy Wetdream.
Because of a sprained ankle she tries to make ends meet as a babysitter.
Unbeknownst to her her first client is a fifteen year old pervert who loves to bang bigbreasted babysitters and use them as his personal sex toys.
Which would not be a big deal if he didn´t have a giant cock that gives even the biggest breeding stallions penis envy. His parents suspect that he abuses the girls since he is too old to really need a babysitter. But they prefer to cover up the proof of these brutal sexual assaults than deal with their own son. So as soon as his parents are gone the sick boy gets Boom Boom drunk enough to drill her body relentlessly with his monsterschlong.
Because she needs the money Boom Boom has to endure a grueling hasian ejaculation marathon that lasts all night long. And when the parents finally come home horny Daddy insists on sampling the merchandise for himself.
Well, I can´t include all of my ideas for explicit sex scenes for Yaya Han since that would take up too much space and this post is supposed to be about Kiana Tom anyway. But I have gotten some complaints that my cult siren posts - especially if they are reposts - tend to be slightly repetitive.
And since I have mentioned the explicit sex scenes with Yaya Han in almost every post in which she appears without any further explanation I thought it´s about time that I elaborated on the subject a bit further.
So I´m going to wrap this up with my favorite scene - UNDERCOVER MASSAGE PARLOR NURU MARATHON - in which we have Yaya as reluctant undercover cop Gaile Muschi Ohnegummi. Because of her giant 40D boobs all her male colleagues constantly try to assault her sexually ( during her initiation the entire precinct took turns using the helpless handcuffed hasian like a cheap blow up sex doll so she learned very quickly how to get out of handcuffs without the key ) and even her superior officer enlisted her for special observation duty. Which was just an excuse to strip Gaile naked and pound her to his heart´s content on the backseat.
After the third time Gaile reported this but in retaliation her boss put her on the vice squad as bait for serial rapist. Her new beat was the area with the most brutal sex offenders and the highest violation ratio per square inch and because her backup was notoriously late on purpose - to give the perverts a few hours to have their way with her - she had to learn to run very fast. All this was to wear her down which is also where we come in.
Gaile has asked for another transfer from the vice squad since a sting operation where she infiltrated a porn syndicate under the alias of Dolly Part Em went bust. Not only did the porn producers get away scott free but to add insult to injury her confiscated porn audition during which she was triple penetrated by three black guys with huge monstercocks for five hours had to be returned and was released as THREE THE ASIAN WAY, PART ONE and TWO which turned her into an overnight porn star sensation. And to top it all off her superior graciously provided a free copy for everybody to boost morale so now all her horny colleagues, plus all the sex offenders jerk off to Gaile getting analyzed by three super hung breeding stallions.
As we meet Gaile she poses as Miso Horny at a massage parlor that offers their clients an extra service and is rumored to have ties to the Yakuza.
Aside from being asian Gaile was assigned to this because of her natural inbred ability to spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker and her outstanding performance as a nuru specialist and deepthroat champion.
Her mission is to keep tabs on the clientele - which for the most part are cops who use the pretense of getting updates to get a wet full body sex massage from Gaile - and wait for some big gangster boss. Who doesn´t exist. Her boss just made him up so they could all get serviced by Gaile.
Well, as it turns out one day a guy walks in who is just some tourist who happens to look exactly like the description her superior gave Gaile so she goes all Kama Sutra on acid on his dick. First she deepthroats his boner until it has reached an impressive size and then she massages his erection with her titanic twin torpedoes for a few hours until it is as hard as unto a thing of iron. At this point she literally jumps on his dick doing the splits again and again making him squirt for hours until he can´t get it up again.
With her giant - sized porn implants and her boner - inducing body Yaya would be ideal to play this hasian undercover lubrication sensation and I´m sure she would excel at polishing hard rods with her oversized oppai.
It goes without saying that I would insist on rehearsing all the sex scenes with Yaya Han but I would especially volunteer for this one since I think Yaya is a natural at giving wet nuru massages. Of course she would object to do such explicit sex scenes - even if she was born for this - which is where Miko Lee comes in who has no qualms about getting her freak on.
I DREAM OF JEANNIE MAI ( AND WAKE UP WITH A HUGE ERECTION ) !
Which is not ideal since YayaHan has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host JeannieMai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.
This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya I think she could be a body double for her.
At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.
Thetopicofsexhascomeupquitefrequentlyon THE REAL TALK ( I´m just glad that I have not found a source for it because I would watch it 24 / 7 just to get some glimpses of Jeannie ) so we know that Jeannie just loves to dress up be it for Halloween or in the privacy of her bedroom.
On top of that she has the perfect bubblebutt - like most asian girls - so it´s no wonder her ex hubby always tried to persuade her to wear a thong ( remember the thong incident ? ), she admitted to frequently using all kind of toys to spice up her sex life and she has gone on record that her favorite location to let her inner nymphomanic really loose is a hotel room because : " There are certain things I just can´t do at home. I eat at that table. " So you tell me, am I really exaggerating here or am I falling short ?
Yeah, I know you´re probably tired of hearing me say that but asian girls are my kryptonite. And by assessory all exotic looking sexbombs. Damn, that´s one of the reasons cosplay queen Yaya Han still hasn´t gotten her own post . I want to give her props but I´m afraid it will turn into porn.
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