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it's Spirit of Vengeance Vednesday ( again ) !

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All my faithful followers out there have probably been wondering why it took such a big fan of the horror genre this long to make a post for the month of Halloween and there are two reasons. First up I wanted to concentrate on finishing up the posts I started before making a new one ( at the moment I have 39 unfinished posts ) but at the moment I seem to be stuck. So this is a good moment to do a new post. Secondly I didn't want to do another GHOST RIDER post so soon after the last one but then I realized that it has been eight months since my latest spotlight post onMarkTexeira's run on the title with Howard Mackie and Javier Saltares.


Now as my longtime readers know, I don't like to repeat myself ( at least not when I can help it ) so I am not making another MarkTexeira GHOST RIDER post, as much fun as that might be. Also at the moment I do not have enough art to make it a full blown Mark Texeira post and I would have to include some art by other creators. Not that there is something wrong with that but I am keeping that option open for when I am really desperate. So instead I am doing the DoctorStrange / Ghost Rider team up that I hinted at in the already mentioned GHOST RIDER post and to give equal time to all concerned this is a two - parter because we just had two DC Comics posts but mostly because I can't fit all into one post.


One last thing I have to mention is that the writer on these issues was Roger McKenzie, the pencil art was done by Don Perlin - best known for his work on Defenders, Werewolf By Night and co - crating Moon Knight and VALIANTComicsBloodshot - and the inks were handled by Owen Mc Carron, Tony DeZuniga, Alfredo Alcala ( issue 29 ), Jim Mooney ( issue 30 ) and BobLayton ( issue 31 ) while the covers were done by RichBuckler ( issue 29 ), ErnieChan ( issue 30 ) and also FrankRobbins ( issue 31 ).


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This has nothing to do with Halloween, but as longtime followers of the blog know the Cannonball Run movies have been a guilty pleasure of mine for decades and I promise I didn't plan this but with this video about the original movie and another feature about the first Creepshow movie in our next post we have an Adrienne Barbeau double feature.


I really was thinking about including this video in my post pimpingJackKirby's KING - SIZE monster books ( the THOR and FANTASTICFOUR books are still available at amazon in Spain and Germany for the measly price of 55 Euros ) since I put my first Burt Reynolds movie - Hooper - into the bonus section and naturally mentioned the Cannonball Run movies but it was too late and it would have been too difficult to re - write the part.


Especially since it includes averybriefrundownofsomeofthehottestHollywoodsexbombsBurtReynoldsworkedwith ( which includes Elvira to whom we will come later in the post ) with a special mention of 40D ( !!! ) - 25 - 36 Busenwunder Adrienne Barbeau, a.k.a. the biggest boobs in 70s sitcom who played one of the original Lamborghini babes alongside the bonerinducing cleavage of torrid Tara " what rhymes with "Buckman.

Now if you have seen Cannonball Run you will remember the waitress with the extra - large double whoppers in the opening scene whose name is not in the opening credits, in the end credits or on any internet page ( and believe me fella, I´ve looked ). Well, just recently I found a clip with some scenes of Farrah Fawcett from the movie and her scene is also in there. So far I just called her Busenwunder Waitress but now I can tell you that her real name is Vickie Reigle. Now in Germany Vickie is not a good name for a woman - just ask german singer Nikki who had to suffer a lot of dirty jokes because of her name ( what rhymes with " Nikki ? " ).


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Since I already included the goth 42E ( !!! ) - 21 - 37 blow up sex doll of our collective wet nightmares, the horror hostess with the mostess, ElviraMistressof theDark in our last post I was a bit hesitant to invite her back for an encore appearance but I wanted to include an Elvira video for my spanish readers. Also, I am trying to include all the stuff you need for a good Halloween party in these posts ( since I am not sure if I can get another post started before All Hallow's Eve ) and you can't have a good Halloween bash without a pair of big pumpkins. And Elvira has one of the best sets on the planet - or should I say one of the breast.


I'M LATE TO THE BOOB PARTY ( AGAIN ) SO I WILL CRY IF I WANT TO

Speaking of natural born stripper who squeeze their mouth - watering melons into bonerinducing and incredibly tight cleavages and who only through a cruel twist of fate didn't end up in the adult movie industry, it seems that once again I am late to the party and the last one to know.

People always say that " big brother is watching you " and that there are people out there who keep tabs on what you buy or watch online but I think that this is just a big pile of misinformation because I always get advertisements about stuff that doesn't interest me like cars or expresso machines, second hand clothes or traveling but never about comicbooks or hot bigbreasted Busenwunder. Which brings us to my gripe for Today.

Now I don't know what is wrong with the YouTube algorithm that picks which videos interest me because I get dozen of suggestions for videos I have zero interest in but when there is something that really would get my juices flowing like Billie Eilish's sexsational appearance at the Met Gala - which already happened last year to give you an idea how late I found out about this - I get no notification and if I hadn't been looking for new animated GIFs of Elvira for this bonus section I would have never stumbled upon brabuster Billie's boneriffic boobie bonanza . Go figure.

I have to say, I was already aware of Billie Eilish - mainly through the Teens React videos which sadly is how I get all my knowledge about contemporary music nowadays - but I never delved much into her music.

I have heard some of her more famous songs but I never had the drive to check her out. And with that I mean her music, not her pornstar body .

Well, as you can imagine there has been a great realignment of the force based on her sex - sational corsage dress because that's one hell of an open invitation for titfucking if I have ever seen one. And the only thing that is missing here is a sign that point's to Billie Eilish's ample bosom and reads : " Best double breasted dick massage in town. No erection too hard, no schlong to long, no dick too big. Special gala offer Today : bring a friend get a free blowjob ( 15 minutes max ), bring two friends get a free deepthroat blowjob ( no time limit ). Discounts for groups ( 20 persons maximum ) available. No age check required. " Daimn, girl.

In the words of my favourite Sledge Hammer episode : " She will be a wife AND a mistress, " and I really envy the lucky stiff ( in every sense of the word ) who got to dick - tame this ultimate men milking machine.

He probably had the time of his life slam - banging her brains out six ways to Sunday relentlessly drilling every orifice of her body during all night penetration sensation marathon weekends - and when I say " weekend " I mean those long weekends that start on Thursday and last until Wednesday - squirting again and again and again until he could not get it up anymore completely wearing his dick out on her in the process.

Thankfully there are still a few videos from the 2022 Met Gala with Billie Eilish's " f - word me " cleavage on Youtube and since I know that these kind of videos don't last forever ( sometimes I think there are people out there who just wait until I include these videos in my posts to delete them ) I am including all I could find. That way if one or two of them get taken down I still have some back up videos for my faithful followers.

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We finish up the Linda Blair hattrick with the sexplotation / revenge classic Savage Street which we already covered in Linda Blair's cult siren entry ( which also included GHOST RIDER ) way back in 2019 and this is one of the few instances where Buck Fernandez a.k.a. Videobuck gives a positive review with a clean conscience. Which is high praise indeed.



But as much as I like to feature these squirt storm guaranteeing sweaty skin flick sensations, born - for - porn leg spreading dicktamers, stripper pole polishing pros and talented tittilating torrid teenage teasers I don´t always have the time, space or even necessary material to feature them properly and have to console myself with re - visiting them on the few occasions where I get to mention these babes or on their next birthday.

So I have to mention two actresses in connection to Linda Blair and the movie Savage Streets , Linnea Quigley who showed she has real acting chops and is not only good at taking off her clothes which is what she did in most of her later movies ( she also does it here but not in a gratuitous way ) as Linda´s deaf - mute younger sister Heather. The other is Suzee Slater whose topless scene may be short but it´s the most memorable from the entire movie and it will pop up whenever you look for pictures.


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speaking of nightly visions aside from the obligatory nymphomanic sex devil I have selected videos where you are left wondering if ASMR Amy is naked or not


For those who want to see more of ASMR Amy there are enough videos of her Onlyfans out there where she is showing her breasts or is even fully naked and if I could find them you can find them too since I am not very good with computers. There is one in particular where she is butt naked.

With a really big emphasis on her butt and there is a part in it where she twerks her booty and simulates getting fucked in the ass. Sadly that part is too short and we need a full video of that. Because not only is ASMR Amy every black guy's wet sex dream : a white women with big breasts like huge melons, soft full lips that are just made to be wrapped tightly around a hard erection and incredibly long legs for miles that almost go up to her neck but also a black woman's ass that doesn't quit. Plus she is a semi retired porn star and from her performance in the Onlyfans video you can see that she not only has a lot of experience with getting slam - banged from behind she also is an expert at milking giant monstercocks with her buttocks and completely draining them dry until the last drop.


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