A surprise spin - off with Hannah Palmer !

Ever since I included all natural 34E ( !!! ) - 24 - 34 bikini beach body par excellence Hannah Palmer in my DEFENDERS / Steve Englehart tribute I have been swamped with requests with more videos of the busty blonde.

Well, the thing is that I already included all the links for Hannah Palmer videos I had in that post but since I know that not everybody takes the time to go through all of the links I put up I am only too willing to post the top 5 Hannah Palmer videos - that don´t have an age restriction - here.

Especially since I couldn´t feature her on her birthday which was on the 18th of May. And to think that she´s only 24. Now seeing as this is a Thor post I can´t help myself and do an ASSENTIAL ASGARDIAN SEX GODDESS special edition of my momentarily on hiatus ( but hopefully not retired ) but still hugely popular COMIC BABE BATTLE series to see which roles bra - busting Busenwunder Hannah Palmer could play in a REAL Thor movie.

WHEN THE AXE HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT´S AMORA

Being a blonde doesn´t really narrow things down since most asgardian goddesses are blonde but let´s get down the list of the biggest babes in norse mythology. First we have Amora, who was Stan Lee´s own creation based in part on the roman goddess Venus and the norse goddess Idun so she stands for beauty and love but also for youth and fertility and who could refuse Hannah Palmer putting your fertility to the ultimate sex test ?

In the comics Amora started out as a villain but mostly as a foil for Thor whom she wanted to dicktame in the worst way ever since he spurned her advances. Aptly called The Enchantress - on one side because of her ability to enchant all male creatures but also for her enchanting porn star body - she always had her own agenda which sometimes put her at odds with Thor. Mostly when she supports Loki in his mischievious endeavors.

Her main henchman in most of her undertakings is of course stoic Skurge, the Executioner and it´s no big secret how she paid for his services since she once milked three dwarfes dry just to get a necklace she coveted.

Walter Simonson gave him one of the best farewells in comicbook history but his legacy was quite troublesome for Eric Materson and they don´t have treated him too well after that - neither in comics nor in movies.

The goddess Amora was based on - Idun - also had questionable stories in north mythology like being forced to become the harem queen of a frost giant who used her tireless body like a cheap blow up sex doll 24 / 7 which any straight male would do if he got his sweaty hands on Hannah Palmer.

So I think Hannah Palmer would be perfect for the role of the ultimate norse sex goddess since Amora possesses the superhuman endurance, speed, agility, reflexes, stamina, durability of an asgardian and her body can take a lot of punishment which coulped with her mastery of all kinds of crazy sex magic comes in quite handy during her midnight marathons.

Another role for Hannah Palmer is Lorelei because if Amora is the porn star of the asgardian pantheon Lorelei is her slutty nymphomanic little sister.

Based on the famous siren of german mythology who lured sailors to their death with her captivating song Lorelei has not quite the rep her older sister Amora has in regards to dicktaming male creatures but what she lacks in quantity she more than makes up for in quality. Failing the wisdom and restraint her older sister has she rather resorts to sheer enthusiasmn, a more blunt and direct approach, tireless teasing and last but not least a body that doesn´t quit. In her short career she has made both Thor and Loki her willing sex slaves - although the latter one only by mistake - so I could totally see Hannah Palmer as this asgardian sex goddess on acid.

VALKYRIE LIKE AN ASGARDIAN or METAL BIKINIS R US INCORPORATED

Last but not least - do I have to spell it out ? - we have the volupiuous Valkyrie and I am talking about the REAL nordic blonde Valkyrie here not whatever that awful abomination was which we got in Thor : Ragnarok.

By the way, another big mistake the movie made - aside from the worst handling of Skurge EVER - is that the Valkyries are NOT Asgards premier strike force in case of war. I mean, most of the agardian gods are gods of war and the only task of the Valkyries is to collect the deerving souls of those brave warriors who have earned themselves a place in Valhalla.

Anyway, with her incredible born for porn body Hannah Palmer would be perfect for the role of the original Valkyrie who was based on Brunhilde.

If she looked like Hannah Palmer it would be no wonder that Thor married her and extended their honeymoon forever in another alternate life. Plus Hannah Palmer would have no problem filling the Valkyrie´s metal battle bras with her torrid twin torpedoes. I always wondered which shape the Valkyrie´s breast had under that metallic wonder bra and if she had some space in there or if she basically had to squeeze her boobies in and was relieved when she could let them hang loose again once she took it off.

ROLLING THUNDER IN HER VEINS LIGHTNING BETWEEN HER THIGHS

Now you might think that we are finished but thanks to her handling in the comicbooks and pretty soon the movies there is yet another female character from the THOR comics for which I would consider Hannah Palmer : none other than Jane Foster but as always I´d put my own spin on it.

Ever since they started the lamebrain storyline in which Thor suddenly is no longer worthy of wielding Mjolnir - all because of something that would in reality make him even more worthy - and Jane Foster becomes not only the new Thor because of her cancer I have thought of a way to turn it into a story that would be less crazy and more entertaining for readers.

So in my story we would have nubile night nurse Jane Förster who not only is used and abused as a sex toy by all the doctors and her superiors because of her incredible pornstar body but also is sexually assaulted by her horny male patients on a daily basis. It also doesn´t help that Jane works in a sex clinic and mostly handles cases of patients with gigantic horsecocks who suffer from an excelarated sperm production so she has to deepthroat them until they shoot their load because otherwise their balls would explode. Of course most of the pervy patients take advantage of the situation and force Jane to have sex with them in many positions.

Jane´s luck seems to change when she finds Thor´s mystic mallet in her locker and activates the power of Thor. Which she does by stroking the hammer instead of striking it. And when I say stroking it I mean putting the hilt between her big boobs and stroking it until it has grown to twice its normal size. When it´s starting to bulge all over Jane realizes that the hilt is bound too tight and after removing the band Mjolnir´s pulsating hilt is revealed. Before Jane can react it shoves itself down her throat until it squirts a big load and tranforms Jane Förster into Donnarwetter the new goddess of thunder complete with a slutty costume that covers nothing.

Jane first uses her newfound powers to exact revenge on all who have abused her in the past before turning her attention to Thor´s rogue gallery. Which she mainly defeates by letting them have their way with her - which is almost her undoing when she has to go up against such serial rapists like the Wrecker or Mister Hyde or the incredible Hulk - and then smacking them over the head with her hammer after they have come.

All the while Mjolnir grows stronger with the hilt becoming bigger and bigger and turning from his original form into more the shape of a penis.

To trigger the tranformation Jane is also forced to more explicit sex since simply stroking it and giving it a blowjob very soon stops being effective.

Now Jane has to spread her legs wide open and let the hammer pound her without mercy for hours but Mjolnir´s agenda is revealed when it ensnares Jane with msytic bonds and bangs her brains out six ways to Donarstag.

As it turns out it was all planned by Mjolnir who used one of Loki´s old schemes to make Thor unworthy so he could appoint a female human to become the new god of thunder - even using forbidden dark magic to change its own inscription - and he would transfer Thor´s powers to her.

Then he would siphon them off again through sex. He had not originally planned it this way but after seeing what an absolute immortal blow up sex doll Jane Förster is in her asgardian form Mjolnir decided to use her as a breed mare to birth him a male body so he could rape first all the other female asgardians and then all other female goddesses in the universe.

I´m not sure how I would have resolved the whole thing - probably with the triumphant return of the real Thor and Jane Förster going either back to the sex clinic where she gets abused even more or becoming a porn star or turning her adventures in Asgard into an adult movie - but that would be my general idea. Which closes this part about Hannah Palmer.

As regular visitors know I posted videos of her before and those that don´t have an age restriction get taken down from YouTube pretty fast.

That´s when you know that you are hot : when your videos get plastered with age restrictions - though she is not naked not even partially - or are deleted very fast. The thing is I am not quite sure how the whole age restriction thing works because I also found versions of the very same videos I included here that had it. For me that sounds very arbitrary.