After working more than two days on it I decided that Janet Jackson´s appearance on the german late night show TV Total is too good to end up in a post I started over two weeks ago so I dug through my folders to find one where I always dump stuff in but never get around to do a full post.
Now as all of my longtime followers - as well as anybody who bothers to take a look at the comicbook cover collage at the blog header - know I am a big fan of Marvel Comics´ Sorcerer Supreme especially since I feel he has gotten the short end of the stick. Granted, after getting his own MCU movie and the upcoming multiverse madness movie ( I think he appears in Spider - Man : No Way Home but I just can´t take Tom Holland serious as Spider - Man after the first two complete nonsense movies ) he has become more popular but there are still people out there who claim that he never had the pull to sustain a long ongoing series. So to show that Doctor Strange attracted top creators over the years we take a trip down memory lane from the best of the best to the weirdest of all the weird.
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We have another video I had to post ASAP featuring none other than my number one sex fantasy of all times, the bestbodyin showbiz, Janet"AllNight-Don´tStop"ActionJackson - the living nubian blow up sex doll that walks like a prostitute - ( who has threesoloposts on the blog plus threeentries in my Justice League cast ) who not only is a well known sex nymfomaniac who dicktamed Justin Timberlake and confessed to be addicted to test out sex toys - especially double dildos - but it´s also an open secret that she insists on inspecting all new employees - orally .
There are rumors that one of her video shoots turned into a sex orgy with half a dozen of her male dancers but there is no proof and if there is any footage of the squirt marathon it is under lock and key. There are however two versions of the incident. There are sources who are connected to Janet Jackson who say that the dancers were so turned on by Janet Jackson on the previous rehearsal that they took a viagra overdose and took turns pumping the afro american aphrodite´s porn star body. Other sources connected to the defense of the dancers claim that it was Janet Jackson herself who forced the dancers to take the viagra overdose so she could use them as her breeding stallions and things got out of hand fast.
It´s no secret that Janet Jackson was predestinedto play a stripper not only because of herincredibly fitand flexiblepornstarhardbodywhich could have earned her a fortune as one of the biggest super stars in the adultentertainmentindustry but also because she has someincrediblestrippermoves that makerealstripteaseprosenvious . Which nasty Miss Jackson more than proved in Jermaine Dupri´s music video Gotta Getchawhere Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl or teacher . I don´t know if the script explicitly said " busty stripper " but with her huge DD melons it´s the only kind Janet can believably portray.
I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.
I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.
I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.
Man, now that she´s getting divorced all the horny perverts around the world are hoping to dicktame this ASSential afro - american aphrodite six ways to Sunday. But they will only be used by blowjob addict Janet as her personal sex toys since she has a lot of pent up sexual energy and will go on a sperm extraction spree, massaging huge monstercocks with her giant boobs, deepthroating schlongs left and right until they squirt like crazy.
Coming back to the video, this is one I have been looking for since forever but so far it was only available in very poor quality : Janet Jackson´s appearance on the german tv show TV Total hosted by Herr Stefan Raab.
But before you get too excited they cut Janet Jackson´s bonerinducing performance of All Night ( Don´t Stop ) probably because of the GEMA.
Now I don´t know how to explain the GEMA. I know that on YouTube there are a lot of problems if you use music without permission so the GEMA has to do with copyright but it´s not like in most other countries.
Since I am not sure how copyright laws work in other countries I am going to tell you what I know about the GEMA. Although I don´t remember how I got involved with them. Anyway, we were having a mail exchange ( I am talking about real letters here so you know how long ago this was which means that this information may be outdated ) and they explained that you can´t use music without the permission of the artist or the copyright owner and if you did they had to come in and slap you with a lawsuit.
So I asked if they paid the artist. Which they denied. Then I asked if they contacted the artist to let his people know that somebody was using their music without permission to make sure he got paid. Which they told me is not something they are obliged to do. Then I asked if they at least had contacts to other people who would contact someone to make sure the artist in question got paid. Which they told me was not part of their job.
So I asked them if they were just an institution who absued its power by slapping lawsuits on citizens and didn´t care about the rights of musicians at all. Which they 100 percent confirmed. Then I asked if at least a part of the money they got from fines went to help out the artists but they informed me that most of that money went to maintaining themselves.
But if I wanted to complain I could do so during office hours from 10 o´clock in the morning to 11 o´clock in the morning due that the offices were closed for the rest of the day for their daily office sex parties.
Anyway, while it is a bummer that they cut Janet Jackson´s steamy performance of All Night ( Don´t Stop ) you still have the full interview with the afro - american aphrodite which is nothing to sneeze at either. I mean we are talking about the best body in showbiz here, nothing less.
As I said, so far this was only available in bad quality so it´s nice to have it in if not HD then at least in slightly better quality. Her performance from this show on the other hand is almost impossible to find on YouTube and the few instances where I did find a video of it it had the worst quality.
Now it took me a day to make some animated GIFs from this but it was totally worth it. If you want something done right you have to do it yourself - most of the time - and if you are doing something yourself it is worth doing it right. Which means you don´t skimp on quality, you put in the work and maybe you loose a day or two but you get something legit.
Now I have said that I can´t trust my memory before but I always had the impression that Janet Jackson did not enjoy her appearance on the show.
But going through the video frame by frame I have to say that yes, it looks like Janet Jackson is very awkward and shy at the beginning when they are talking about Nipplegate and not being used to Stefan Raab´s antics she is probably wondering what she signed up for but once they get past that and start talking seriously she is loosening up, living her life and for most of the show she is grinning from boob to boob ... I mean, ear to ear.
But being real for a moment here, I have to give Stefan Raab props for conducting this interview and not botching it up but I guess he knew that if he fucked this one up his show would have been canceled very quick.
And I must salute his restraint and keeping eye contact with Janet since Dear Lord Almighty she is fronting some serious cleavage here. If it would have been me I probably wouldn´t have been able to look Janet Jackson in the face and I would have been drooling all over her juicy chocolate melons the whole time. Props go again to Stefan Raab for keeping his composure because he must have had a huge erection the whole time.
Although keeping in mind what a well known oral sex addict Janet Jackson is she probably sucked Stefan Raab´s dick after the show - just for scientific research about penis sizes in Europe - until it became as hard as unto a thing of iron at which point blowjob nympho Janet deepthroated his pulsating member until it had increased to three times its regular size.
Not one to let a good erection go to waste Janet massaged Stefan´s love bone and when he was finally good and ready Janet spread her legs wider than a fillipino hooker impaled herself with his massive manhood and rode him like a breeding stallion. At which point the rest of the band joined in turning this milking session into a weekend long marathon penetration sensation fuck marthon during which they tried to dicktame Janet into being their blow up sex doll by incessantly assaulting her porn star body with their horsecocks, drilling her into every orifice - at the same time !
To make up for the lack of Janet Jackson performances in the video above I am including this almost two hour compilation of the best performances from game show Wetten Dass ? which include two by Miss Janet herself.
As it couldn´t be any other way this video also has some problems, in this case the video´s format is streched out so most of her boobs are cut off.
So for my newer reader - and my faithful followers who might have missed this - here is the uncut performance of Janet Jackson´s All For You on Wetten Dass ? and you can find the rest of her appearance on YouTube.
Speaking of Janet Jackson´s appearances on tv shows, one of her bASSt live performances wASS without a doubt on Jay Leno´s The Tonight Show where she almost had a wardrobe malfunction. ASS it is Janet seriously underestimated the weight of the tech pack so she had to constantly pull up her pants and because she didn´t always manage to do it fASSt enough we got more than a good eyeful of Janet Jackson´s naked ASS cheeks and even her full butt crack. Holy Moley, Miss Jackson if you´re nASSty indeed.
Now this video is kind of a re - post because I posted this performance by Janet before but it´s also new because the video I had posted has been deleted and this is the best quality you can currently find on YouTube.
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