It´s Fantastic Four Friday with Jack Kirby !

Well, just the other day I found some original FANTASTIC FOUR art while working on something completely different - as it always happens - and when I put it into the corresponding folder I realized that I had more than enough material for a new post. And since it has been more than three years since my last Jack Kirby FANTASTIC FOUR tribute post - and I need to make another post shorter so I can finish with it - let´s get into media res.

Unlike in other posts I went with quality over quantity which means that instead of putting as many pages from the same issue as possible I chose the original art pages of the highest quality. At the moment Marvel Comic has released some new Artisan Editions - which are smaller than the Artist or Artifact Editions and in the softcover - including one about Jack Kirby´s FANTASTIC FOUR but while the Artist Editions of that are out of print I don´t consider them a viable option. The reason - at least for me - to get an Artist Edition is to see the original art pages in their original format.

They might be more expensive but if I pay 100 plus bucks - which is more than 200 bucks in real money - I want something special to make up for all the comicbooks I had to sell and the new Artisan Editions are just souped up Marvel ESSENTIALS. And you could buy those for ten scheckels a piece.

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I always liked Bernd Eichinger´s Fantastic Four movies

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I usually try to keep things well balanced between comic book stuff, pop culture tidbits and ultimate sexbombs but as you can see we had a lot of comic book related birthdays up until now. That´s because on the other side I do not want to make things more confusing than necessary and try to keep the birthdays of the same day in one post. If possible. Anyway, with that said we come to the part most of my readers are waiting for because on March the 27th we have one of these ultimate sexbombs.

It´s a literal cult siren in every sense of the word as Mariah Carey a.k.a. the original Screaming Mimi - because you know she´s not a moaner in the bedroom, she´s a screamer - the nubian sex goddess with the playmate porn body of sound turned 52. At least if my online sources are correct.

Because some online pages say she was born 1969 while others say it was 1970. I´m going with 1970 because that was the date that was official when I wrote my first Mariah Carey posts back on the old boob blog.

Another thing that´s hard to get official accuracy on is Mariah Carey´s breastsize. I googled it Today but the " official " size is 38D which is totally bogus. I mean around the time of the Annual Golden Globe Awards in 2010 her breastsize was officially confirmed as 38DD and by 2012 when she did the Christmas video with Justin Bieber her jingle bells had grown another few sizes bigger so they must have been 40DD or at least 39DD. So maybe I am biased but these gigantic gazongas do not look like 38Ds to me, sorry.

Now aside the ever changing unrealistic breastsize, as readers of this blog know I have been a big fan of the cult siren - in every sense of the word - since forever and a day and I bet there was a whole plethora that was relieved when I made the decision to split my blog into a comic book blog and a boob blog because they weren´t inundated by dozens of Mariah Carey posts anymore suffering all those hot pictures of the sex symbol.

Of course this meant I was given free reign to my obsession with Mariah Carey and to give you an idea : on the boob blog there where so many Mariah Carey posts that I had to create one big Über - post with links to all the other posts so I could put it in the links. Mariah Carey was the first cult sexbomb I did this for even before Halle Berry and Janet Jackson.

So it´s even more incredible that I only got around to do a solo post for the number three of my all time favorite sexual fantasies back in 2020.

Before that I only included her in my second alternates post of the Casting the Justice League movie series although I am not sure which role I would give her. But I would go so far as to create a new character just to have the super stacked songstress giant - sized 39EE jingle bells in my JLA film.

Speaking of blow up sex dolls whose milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, while looking for new Mariah Carey videos I chanced upon one that features some massitas in tiny bikinis shaking their huge melons which got me thinking that it´s about time Mariah Carey did one of those again.

With her porn star body she was just made for this kind of music videos.

Even adult comic book artist Kevin J. Taylor ( best known for his THE GIRL series ) modeled the star of many of his stories, oral sex addict Jill a.k.a. the Seventh Blowjob Boobwonder Of The World a.k.a. the Dicktaming Deepthroat Diva after Mariah. And who am I to argue with such a master ?

Also it wouldn´t be the first time Mariah Carey has shown off her two huge talents in a bikini or swimsuit. She really got nothing to hide and with her current overdeveloped chest we can hope the director puts Mariah´s breast side into a micro bikini so we can get some nipple slips.

Now this is not the music video with the aforementioned massitas calientes in tiny bikinis shaking their huge melons but it´s such an unprecedented stroke ( no pun intended ) of luck to find MC Hammer´s Pumps And A Bump in good quality - and what´s more the uncensored version without an age restriction - that I had to put it on the blog right away. Nevertheless this is the kind of video I would like Mariah Carey to do - just her and a dozen of her big breasted friends in bikinis with less fabric than shoelaces lapdancing at the pool - because she is just built for this.

Speaking of Born For Porn blow up sex doll Mariah Carey´s giant - sized chesticles and overall bonerinducing measurements which would be put to better use starring topless - or at least wearing a tiny wet t - shirt with giant holes so that it leaves nothing to the imagination - in her next music videos, I´m not the only one who has her as the star of his wet dreams.

Everybody wants to get a double breasted dick massage with her massive melons and if you need any proof that the whole world is obsessed with Mariah Carey´s overdeveloped oppai is that after her performance at the 2014 BET Awards it was impossible to find good pictures of Jessica Rabbit because hot pictures of Mariah Carey kept popping up. Yep, that´s right, Screaming Mimi was the first thing that came to mind when the sexiest - and the most voluptuous - toon sexbomb in toon history was mentioned.

Which is obvious when you see her generously cleavaged dress ( from which sadly nothing popped ou ) together with her hair and Mariah´s stunning porn star measurements. It just shows how ingrained in the pop culture Jessica Rabbit is that not only everybody knows who she is but that it´s the first comparison people - at least all the reporters - have in mind when it comes to a sexy singer who sings at the top of her chest.

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Sadly Debbe Dunning who turned 52 on July the 11th never starred in a Russ Meyer movie despite having the body for it. Nevertheless I cast the sexbomb who is best known for her role of Tool Time girl Heidi on the hit show Home Improvement ( based on the stand up routine of Tim Allen ) in my JLA Redux post as Knockout and she is also a top contender for the Top Ten Jessica Rabbit Lookalike Babes if I ever get around to write that.

I haven´t done a full post on her as I still have seasons six and seven of Home Improvement on my to watch pile and I only got them because of Debbe Dunning´s incredible muscle control . She really was predestined to become a sexsymbol as the " Double Dee "is not only part of her name.

Debbe first had a guest appearance with a name that´s impossible to pronounce and a stunning blue dress before she became a permanent cast member, taking up the mantle of Pamela thanks to her bikini hardbody.

Pam is always portrayed as a dumb blonde but she and Debbe Dunning had the same starting conditions. Which were a certain degree of fame due to exposure on shows likeBaywatch and Home Improvement and a body that could cause the number of sold copies of men´s magazines to skyrocket.

Still somehow Pamela has managed to make a successful career out of it while Debbe´s artistic highlight is Jessica Rabbit in Misery Brothers.

Finding a clip of Debbe Dunning in Misery Brothers was almost impossible and wouldn´t you know it the only one I found in good quality has an age restriction even though she is neither naked nor showing any nippleage.

Which should give you a good idea how sexually charged her performance is. In any case, it was much easier to find the entire movie on YouTube.

Another singing sexbomb with porn star measurements is our next candidate, brabuster Cynthia Brimhall not only openly displayed her bonerinducing 36C - 25 - 36 measurements in her pictorial as PLAYBOY´s Playmate Of The Month Of October in 1985, she also got naked in six ( ! ) Andy Sidaris movies. Longtime readers may remember that although I haven´t given her her own cult siren post yet I cast her as mammary queen Maxima in the CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE - ANDY SIDARIS SPECIAL EDITION which is a post I link to frequently.

I first noticed Cynthia Brimhall in the Andy Sidaris classic GUNS which, once again had a very stupid name in german : SEX WOMEN SCORE A STRIKE ( it´s difficult to translate" abräumen "since it´s slang ).

Cynthia had played Edy Stark in previous Andy Sidaris movies ( probably neither related to Tony Stark nor Arno Stark ) but she didn´t leave a lasting impression on me before GUNS where she looks sexier than ever.

Now undercover as a lounge singer in Las Vegas this movie gives Ms. Brimhall the perfect opportunity to overload your pleasure centers with ultra sexy performances of the title song and " Sooner or Later ". While her onscreen lip - sync is quite horrendous, her actual singing voice on the soundtrack is quite respectable. Man, that Andy Sidaris guy sure knew how to make movies because with that beginning you are already happy.

If you watch the movie you have to wait till the credits, because there is a short scene that was cut from her initial dance scene at the beginning.

Another great scene is her performance in her black push - up corsage.

This part of the movie is the best part or the worst part depending on the fact in which format you have it. I found GUNS on the internet and one of the negative things I found out about the version on my DVD is that a part of Cynthia Brimhall´s spectacular breasts are cut off in the close ups.

The other bad news is that while it says it´s the uncut version for 18 year olds there are two scenes that were cut. One where the agent whose cover identity is a magician kills two gangsters who killed his brother and the other one where the chopper with the bad guys is shot down and you see the wreckage and the dead bodies. While that in itself is annoying now that I have seen the uncut version the scene in the movie where the bad guy Degas - played by Erik Estrada - says that they must kill the magician in retaliation for killing two of his men finally makes sense.