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Today´s birthday shoutout goes to William Gaines who created such classic series like TALES FROM THE CRYPT, THE VAULT OF HORROR, THE HAUNT OF FEAR, TWO - FISTED TALES, WEIRD SCIENCE, WEIRD FANTASYetc., etc.


Besides publishing the best comic in the genre of horror, science fiction, war, crime fiction and many others ( which every comic book fan or comic book creator worth his salt needs to read to understand what you can do within the medium of comic books ) he also created a whole new genre with the creation of Mad magazine when his competitors, censorship and the Comics Code Authority forced him to cancel his most successful titles.


As a big fan of the EC Comics I´ve done a number of posts on the subject : I did a special black and white tribute post to William Gaines in 2017 with two full stories, one by Johnny Craig and one by George Evans, in 2018 I did two posts, one for the horror books and one for the other titles EC published and I also did special spotlight posts for Jack Davis and a black and white post with the complete original artwork of the story And All Throughout The House by Johnny Craig from THE VAULT OF HORROR 35 which was featured in the TALES FROM THE CRYPT movie from 1972.


For some mysterious reason I didn´t write any EC Comics posts in 2019 but in 2020 I did another post in honor of William Gaines which featured stories by Johnny Craig, Graham " Ghastly "Ingels and Joe Orlando - who got his own spotlight post not that much afterwards - as well as one in tribute to the late Bernie Krigstein and twospotlights for Johnny Craig.


There are still a few artists where I haven´t gotten around to feature in a solo post so I am using the opportunity to show more of their art. As in previous posts I am favoring full stories instead of just a lot of original art from random issues - which I will continue doing as long as I have complete stories. In this post we have Miscalculation by Jack Kamen from Weird Science 15, We Ain´t Got No Body ! by Graham Ingels from The Vault Of Horror 28 and Tombs - Day by Jack Davis from The Vault Of Horror 35.

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you can find all the birthdays - or links to other posts where we cover these birthdays - from February the 9th to February the 12th in my Rich Buckler birthday post from 2020 and

the birthdays from February the 13th and February the 14th in my Sal Buscema tribute from 2020 with the complete original art from issue 237 of The Incredible Hulk and

the birthdays from February the 15th to February the 17th in this Curt Swan SUPERMAN tribute from 2020 and

February 20th Gail Kim 44

my favoritewrestler, valet, model and actress, the koreanblowupsexdollGail Kim and definitely check out last year´s Gail Kim birthday post which has lots of animated GIFs of Gail Kim from her best photoshoot ever and


we continue with the birthdays from the 18th of February to the 21st of February in this post with the full original art of The Tomb Of Dracula issue 41 and

February the 22nd Jeri Ryan 53

Also check out my Star Trek cult sirens spin - off post where I wrote about her and all the other hot Star Trek sexbombs like JeriRyan who played the inflatable DD Borg playmate with the big melons and a skin tight bodysuit sexborg Sex With Nine on the otherwise forgettable Star Trek : Voyager.


I´m sure there were thousand of Star Trek fans who wanted to be ass - imilated by her. Or better tit - imilated by this bodacious Borg sex drone.


Jeri´s breasts were so huge that they made her skintight suit darker and darker so you couldn´t see them as good but to no avail. Seven of Nine is THE cyborg sex machine every sci fi fanboy wants to have multiple borg - gasms with ( she´s a literal sex machine who is not only built like a porn star with Jeri Ryan´s hardbody, as a cyborg she has a lot of stamina and endurance and she also can take a lot of punishment so you don´t have to be gentle and you will get a lot of mileage out of this cyber sex amazon ).


Jeri tried her best to make us forget the shortcomings of the writing but couldn´t compensate for a plethora of always darker bodysuits that tried to hide her porn star physique. Since I have re - postedJolene Blalock´scult siren entrymoreoften than Jeri Ryan´s cult siren entry I have re - posted Jeri Ryan again after I gave her post the old once over in 2019 .


the Jeri Ryan post from last year also includes on birthday from the 22nd of February - Kyle MacLachlan - and

February the 23rd Tom Peyer 67

His name may not appear on a lot of best comicbook writers lists but he wrote a lot of books with the Legion of Super - Heroes during what is affectionately - and by some fans not so affectionately - called the Threeboot Legion as well as some of the ancillary titles like L.E.G.I.O.N. 94 or R.E.B.E.L.S. 95 which I enjoyed.

I did a special post for Tom Peyer in 2017 , in 2019 and in 2020 and last year´s Tom Peyer post has more birthdays from the 22nd of February and the 23rd of February and

February the 23rd Doug Moench 73 one of Marvel Comics best series of all times SHANG - CHI, MASTER OF KUNG FU.

For those who came in late and missed out on all the kung furying / karate chopping martial arts action I wrote twoposts about the series in general and did five spotlights : two for GeneDay , one each for Paul Gulacy and Mike Zeck , a special post on Gil Kane who provided a lot of the early covers and one for all the other artists who worked on this great book.

Now if all Doug Moench did had been writing THE HANDS OF SHANG - CHI, MASTER OF KUNG FU it still would have been enough to secure himself a place in the comic olymp but he didn´t and I wrote a special post about all the series he worked on in 2016 . What I appreciate much more now then when it was coming out is his writing during Gene Colan´s tenure on the Batman titles since I really didn´t get Gene Colan back then. I became a bigger admirer in recent years which led to thesethreeposts about that.

the Doug Moench / Gene Day tribute post from 2020 has more celebrity birthdays from February the 23rd and

the birthdays from February the 24th in my first Will Eisner tribute post about THE SPIRIT from 2010 and from February the 25th to February the 27th in my first post about the hot femme fatales from Will Eisner´s THE SPIRIT from 2020 and

We also had a sad anniversary on the 27th but because Norm Breyfogle was always in my list of the top five Batman artists I have to pay him tribute.

Of course everybody has their favorites but for me the number one spot clearly goes to Jim Aparo. His Batman was in all the stories I read, in The Braveandthe Boldand later Batmanand theOutsiders one of my favorite books of all time. He drew most of the iconic stories and his Batman was always very consistent unlike Neal Adams´ Batman who looked different depending on if it was in World´s Finest, The Brave and the Bold or the Batman stories. Still Neal Adams is my number two because of all the great stories of my youth that he drew with Batman going up against Ras Al Ghul bare chested and kissing Thalia. But Norm Breyfogle comes close behind.

I don´t remember how many books Jim Aparo and Neal Adams drew each month but when he was on the Batman books Norm Breyfogle drew both books almost continuously. There were a few stories where other artists stepped in but I don´t recall if that was to give Norm a breather to catch up on the monthlies or because Norm was drawing another project. But if you read Batman between 1987 and 1993 it was all Norm Breyfogle. As for the other two Batman artists in my top five list I would say Marshall Rogers and Don Newton ( I always liked his art ) with a honorable mention for Kelley Jones who for me drew one of the best and most underrated runs.

I wrote my first Norm Breyfogle post in 2013 into which I put everything you would ever want to know about him including the kitchen sink. My second post was about when they finally started reprinting his work on the Batman titles in chronological order in Spain ( with the original text in spanish and translated to english by Yours Truly ) and my third post had artwork from various of the books he worked on as did my fourth one .

And finally I did a spotlight post on his work on the Batman titles in 2018.

The post also includes more celebrity birthdays from February the 27th and we can find the celebrity anniversaries from February the 28th - and one from Today - in my first tribute post to Will Eisner´s mindblowing splash pages in THE SPIRIT from 2020 and

February the 28th Oana Andoni

Today´s cult siren section is very international and we start our selection of globetrotting giant gazongas on February the 28th as blonde XXL Busenwunder Oana Andoni from romanian tv station Pro Tv turned 43. It has been a long time since I mentioned her - for those who want to know how I became aware of Oana Andoni I explained it at length in this post .


There is not much information about Über busty Oana Andoni on the internet especially in regards to her actual breast size. This must be a thing with hot news casters since she is not the only one where finding some information about their huge breast features is almost impossible.


Ever since I firstwrote about Enki Bracaj I have been getting request for more videos since those are not that easy to find but I never get to do it. As for news about everyone´s favorite news girl aside from an interview where she went on record that her breast size is 34DD and all natural ( I can´t link to it since the website is NSFW ) there is nothing new to report.


Man, I´d love to see italian real life Power Girl Emanuela Botto and german Busenwunder Daniela Elger compete for the title of the biggest boobs on teleshopping in a micro bikini contest. Or better yet, a global wet t - shirt competition with Emanuela Botto from Italy, Daniela Elger from Germany, Eva Chaloupkova from the Czech Republic, Oana Andoni from Romania, Lianna Grethel from Colombia, Carolina Alcazar from Spain, 34D Giselle Gomez Rollon from Argentinia and 34DD Enki Bracaj from Albania. How is it possible that blow up sex dolls with such giant breasts are not pornstars ?
 

Coming back to Oana Andoni, in previous posts I wrote that 42 is probably her cup size, 42DD or 42E in the least, but the way her boobs have been growing in the last weeks it must be at least a 43 or 44EE, an F or even a G. In her case the term melons is right on spot. OMG ! I don´t think she got some porn implants like YayaHan so either she is pregnant again or she is auditioning for a RussMeyer kind of movie role. Just check out the first animated GIF I made of Aona Andoni where her boobs are already huge.


And this is Oana Andoni now. I swear, I have not altered these pictures.


You can find a biography here but for some reason my google translate doesn´t work so if anybody wants to lend a helping hand and translate it it would be much appreciated. When I didn´t need it google translate was constantly going off but now that I really could use it it doesn´t work anymore. What you can peruse without any translations is this link to a gallery with some pictures of Oana Andoni and at least she is on facebook.


What I still remember from when google translate worked is that there was a big scandal in 2016 because Oana wore a very transparent shirt during a live newscast - or what ever you call the piece of clothing that tries in vain to cover up Oana´s gigantic double airbags - and so the audience could seemore than usual ( sorry, I haven´t found that clip yet ) which surely made for excellent ratings. I don´t know what they are complaining about since this is exactly what every male viewer was praying for years.


At the moment there are only a few new videos with Oana Andoni - who thankfully returned to Pro Tv in 2020 - but let´s hope we can see more with her in the future so that I can replace the deleted videos of her.

We are staying with blonde sexbombs who would be great in a Power Girl movie with Monica Farro, a former Miss Uruguay and star contestant on argentinian dance show Bailando Por Un Sueno who celebrated her 45th birthday. I have already posted a few clips from that show so I don´t have to explain it ( basically it´s the porn version of Dancing with the Stars as the female contestants have all done porn or at least appeared in adult movies and instead of normal dances they do super steamy stripteases ).


She is a total knockout with the prototype heart shaped butt, she has been numerous times in PLAYBOY, MAXIM and other men´s magazines and she gives the best interviews. I don´t know if you can believe everything she says though as she confesses to be a total sex freak,having sex up to six times on one day and possessing three g - spots. In Monica´s words :

I love doing it in the shower, it makes me hot. Whenever I feel horny I say : " Let´s hit the shower ! " My favorite position is with my boobs pressed firmly against the wall while being taken hard from behind. I like kissing with water pouring down between my lips....both sets of them.

In bed I can give you a brilliant class about everything. I´m the born sex instructor and I love playing the role of horny teacher. Whenever I get the chance to give some boy, who has just reached the peak of his staying power and can come dozens of time, some deepthroat sex ed I switch to " total nympho mode " going for a weekend sperm extraction marathon.

Which ruins him for all girls. I know that sounds hard ( pun intended ) but so far there have been no complaints from any of the guys I dicktamed.

Including her in these posts is always a struggle because she is just too sexual. I have put her in a special real life Power Girl post together with russian 43E - 24 - 36 Schaubusenbesitzerin ( some things you just can´t translate ) Anna Semenovich. In the case of Anna it has nothing to do with her material being too explicit I just wanted to post more pictures.


I don´t know what it is with former female athletes that makes them boob out that much after ending their career ( you may remember hungarian gymnasts Csisztu Zsuzsa and Stefany Hohnjec who turned into mega endowed brabusters ) but I guess that when they stop with the doping it gives the female hormones that have been suppressed so long a chance to come back with a vengeance and turn them into the ultimate Sexbomben.


Now in the case of former figure skater Anna Semenovich - who turns 41 Today - I don´t want to say she was born for porn ( which totally could be the title of a reality tv casting show for porn stars in spe ) but with her nomen est omen and she does have the word " semen " in her last name.


As for videos with Monica, all the clips with her eroticstripdances from Bailando Para Un Sueno are of very low quality as are most of the others.

And even if some of them were available - like her threesome or foursome sex scenes from Sexo Seguro - I could not post them in clear conscience.

Finding a music video with russian rack attack specialist Anna Semenovich was not very difficult since she has a long and very successful music career with lots of male fans ( which is no wonder since her pornstar body was made for music videos ) the problem here was choosing the breast one. I decided to go with this live performance because while it is smaller than some of the others the size of her titanic twin torpedoes are just unreal !

all the playmate birthdays from the month of February I had to gloss over in my first Hugh Hefner tribute post from 2020 and

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