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On May the 29th Latoya Jackson celebrated her 63rd birthday and back in the 90s everybody thought she would become the sex icon of the Jackson family that is known all over the world since she was naked in PLAYBOY.


A few times. Now it´s my number one sex fantasy of all times, the bestbodyin showbiz, Janet"AllNight-Don´tStop"ActionJackson - the living blow up sex doll that walks - whom we all lust after so the post I did is mainly a comparison between her and Janet. The outcome should not surprise any longtime readers of this blog.


After all Janet has threesoloposts besides threeentries in my JLA cast . Despite this I only wrote about some comic book casting for which sexbomb Janet is just perfect in my most recent posts about her.


Kevin J. Taylor´s The Girl series based on her quasi audition for that role in Jermaine Dupri´s mega raunchy music video Gotta Getchawhere Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl / teacher .


If the teachers on our school would have looked like that I never would have skipped classes. I would even have gone to detention if Janet was the supervisor. I really wouldn´t mind getting a long oral exam from her !


It´s what I call casting at it´s best because Janet Jackson was just born for that role. Not only is she predestinedto playa stripper because of her incredibly fitand flexiblepornstarhardbody which could have earned her a fortune as a big super star in the adult entertainment industry she has some incrediblestrippermoves that make real striptease pros envious.


I don´t know if the script said explicitly " busty stripper " but with her huge melons it´s the only kind of stripper Janet can believably portray.


And because it´s an adult title Janet can even use her stripper moves and live out her sexual urges. Like during her Velvet Rope tour where she tied down male audience members and used them as her personal sex toys.


I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.


Some months ago I found a Making Of from that video and I have to say I´m not sure how I feel about the fact that originally Janet was supposed to play a nymphomanic dominatrix but they skipped that because it would hit too close to home according to Janet herself. Say what ? So Janet is a nymphomanic dominatrix in the privacy of her own bedroom ? Daiiiiimn !


I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.


I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.



I still wanted to give props to Latoya for the times of joy and arousal she brought me and since I could not find a good version of Ain´t Nobody Loves You Like I Do here is



From the 90s we are traveling back even further to the 80s which is when U - Comix was published in Germany and it was in this magazine that I first saw such historic comics like The Fabulous Freak Brothers or Wonder Wart - Hog by Gilbert Shelton who turned 79 on May the 31st. I don´t get to write about a lot of comics outside of super hero books and much less about seminal underground comic artists but I managed to do a post here .


Brooke Shields 54

Our next birthday babe is model / actress Brooke Shields and she´s much better at acting. The 54 year old massita was one of the most lusted after sexbombs during my teen years and there were many contemporaries who would have liked nothing more than to re - enact The Blue Lagoon with her which was quite the scandalous movie when it was first released.


back then I didn´t know it but this was not the first version of the blue lagoon and you can read all about the various adaptions hollywood did of that material plus paradise the only movie wherePhoebeCatesdidfullonnudity apart from her famous scene in Fast Times At Ridgemont High in this post and


Brooke Shields even starred in a comic book movie where the main character had the same initials as her : Brenda Starr. This was a very successful newspaper comic strip ( ask Dad what a comic strip is, then ask him what a newspaper is ) which was reprinted in comic format.


This movie is often overlooked as far as comic adaptions go because the source material is a bit older but fans of Brooke Shields should check it out because she looks really gorgeous in it and Timothy Dalton co stars. Plus there is this scene where Brooke almost has a wardrobemalfunction .


brooke shields best moments from brenda starr



the full movie



And we are staying with sexbombs from my youth who have starred in not so successful comic book movies with Lea Thompson. She celebrated her 58th birthday and she had the misfortune to star in the comic book movie everybody wants to forget. Poor Howard the Duck, nobody loves him.



Now those who DO remember Howard the Duck most definitely remember Lea Thompson because her body was the only good thing in that movie.


Lea also starred in another movie and this was much bigger in geek culture. Or rather pop culture since it has become part of the cultural mainstream. In Back to the Future she was the hot Mom who made the timetravelling Marty McFly sweat bullets to finish his secret mission.

She almost turned him into a MF before the term MILF was invented !


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the other black superhero everybody forgets



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