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French comics and german sexbomb spin off

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May 22nd Herge and I did a post on his series Tim und Struppi in 2016 .


two blonde sexbombs starting with the german´s favorite Fräuleinwunder next door, the charismatic Linda Hesse who turned 32. She became quite successful in a short period of time thanks to her signature tight pants / t - shirt and suspenders look ( okay, and her banging physique ), her smile that can melt steel and her overall cheerful personality. She has stayed a down to earth which you can´t say about most people who made it in Germany.


Usually I´m not a big Schlager fan but I´m making an exception for Linda.


one of the reasons for making this section is that it is sometimes the only way for me to find out what I have missed like that Linda Hesse had a wardrobe malfunction on Carmen Nebel ( see animated GIF above ) or that she got naked for the german PLAYBOY last year holy moley she really has a banging physique


she used to be on everybody´s ears now get ready for an earful after her new album she couldn´t get out of her clothes fast enough with 30 years ( or like Linda calls it her dirty thirty )


initially Linda never wanted to pose for PLAYBOY because she´s not the type of girl who does nude pictures but in the end it took less to let it all hang out thankfully for her fans because she does it like a real pro



Our second blonde sexbomb is page 3 legend and nude glamour model Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan who celebrated her 41st birthday although she has had phases where she was a brunette. She had also enhanced her breasts to a whopping 32FF but she later reduced them to a 32D size.


Like Janet Jackson she felt insecure about her body which was the reason why she did it. Katie started her career as a model at the young age of 13 for a clothing line and unbeknownst to her the project´s photographer was a convicted paedophile who insisted to shoot her in underwear.

Aside from being inside and on the covers of countless men´s magazines like FHM, Maxim, Nuts, Front, Zoo Weekly, Sky, Esquire, Loaded, Ice, Elle and Vogue she appeared in six volumes of Playboy's Book of Lingerie from 1997 to 1999 and in 2002 she was shooting a cover to run in PLAYBOY when Hugh Hefner invited her to spend three weeks at the Playboy mansion.


Her competing for the right to represent the UK at the Eurovision Song Contest 2004 was not as successful as her autobiography, Being Jordan, which got surprisingly positive reviews and became a massive bestseller and the 4th bestselling autobiography of all time in the UK. Jordan : A Whole New World, her second autobiography, was released January 2006 and has so far sold nearly 400,000 copies. Her first autobiography has sold 500,000 copies so far, while the second sold 300,000 within just the first 6 weeks of its release. In Summer 2006 the novel Angel, a work of fiction, by Katie Price was published and hit the bestselling lists across the country.


We are staying with megabusty bombshells as Tracy Brookshaw a.k.a. Traci Brooks, the real t and a of TnA ( we´re talking 40DDs here ! ) turned 42.


Since it has been a long time since I watched wrestling I don´t know if " the private secretary I always wished I had " is still active - or if there still IS a TnA wrestling federation for that matter. The last thing I heard was that Traci was used and abused by Eric Bischoff ( how I envy that lucky S.O.B. ! ) and not only figuratively speaking. Apparently she paid him " sexual favors " on three occasions in the hopes to get promoted to boss of the knockout division but after he used her as his personal blow up sex doll in every imaginable position ( and boy did he ever ! ) he gave the position to Karen Jarrett. Since Traci always used her pornstar body to get what she wants I couldn´t really feel sorry for her but I always enjoyed seeing her in the ring and she even got naked for PLAYBOY magazine.



Apropos appearing nude in PLAYBOY, celebrating her 49th anniversary was supermodel Naomi Campbell ( does she own a cape, by the way ? ).


Naomi also was in a few music videos during the 80s and 90s like George Michael´s Freedom that also featured Linda Evangelista, Tatjana Patitz, Christy Thurlington and Cindy Crawford. As usual Mtv only showed the full video after midnight and even though I have seen it a hundred times I´m not sure if you can see nipple in the parts with Naomi Campbell or not.

We also have to thank Michael Jackson for letting Naomi strut her stuff In The Closet. Yes, besides being a music icon and making the best music videos ever he brought the hottest sexbombs into out homes like Ola Ray, Lisa Dean, Tatiana Thumbtzen, Lisa Mary Presley, Iman not to forget his sisters LaToya and Janet. When the video was shot there was a lot of speculation about if there really was something going on between Naomi and Michael ( you can read some of it in this post ) but as always when a music video treads the line between softcore and porno and has such sex goddesses in it only the involved persons know what really went down.


Speaking of softcore, Fiona Gélin turned 57 who made quite a few erotic movies in the 80s and 90s but most important Scirocco a.k.a. Sahara Heat.


Who sadly never did softcore movies - although she certainly had the right measurements for it - is spanish singer Monica Naranjo, our first birthday for May the 23rd on which she celebrated her 45th anniversary. So far I have only posted one video of Monica Naranjo because I am still hoping against hope I can find her live performance of Desatame from the gala show A Galicia Gente Va where she pushed her breasts all the way up to her chin and they almost spilled out of a tight red wonderbra. I have it on some of my old videocassettes but so far I could not find it on YouTube.


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May 24th Carmine Infantino who got a neat little nod on season three of The Flash and I also did write my tribute to him in 2016 . I wish I had more time so I could have done another


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Sybil Danning 67

we make the transition from dead comic book creators to living sexbombs with Sybil Danning who turned 67. She got her own cult siren entry - as it couldn´t be any other way - also in 2016 and among her plethora of movies she also appeared in Andy Sidaris second Boobs & Bullets movie Malibu Express.


Andy Sidaris was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast read like a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : RobertaVasquez , AvaCadell , brunetteCynthiaBrimhall, DonaSpeir , Pandora Peaks , JulieStrain , ShaeMarks, SamanthaPhillips and JulieK. Smith to name just a few.



Usually I just copy / paste the part about Becky Mullen into the posts but I am trying to keep this one short so I will skip it. For those who haven´t read any of my previous Andy Sidaris posts there is the main post where I wrote a bit about one of my unsung heroes , the Casting the Justice League of America movie Andy Sidaris special with a lot of stuff about Dona Speir, Roberta Vazquez, Cynthia Brimhall and theTuttiFruttigirls, the Ava Cadell solo post , the Dona Speir post ( with reposts in 2017 and in 2018 ) and last but not least the Becky Mullen post ( which I reposted in 2016 ) where you can find tons of links to other cult sirens like bikini blow up sex doll JanetJonesGretzky and big breasted 40C real live PowerGirlLeslieEasterbrook who had her most famous scene in Police Academy 4 : Citizens On Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt , theannualre - posts of italian mega soccerMILFSimona Ventura , blondesexsationMoniqueSluyterandofcoursetheobligatoryTuttiFruttigirls .


Shae Marks June 1st 47 Ava Cadell June 15th 63

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