Since you never know how long you can post with my current laptop and there is still a lot of original Mike Grell artwork left from the initial post ( plus the less pictures I have on the laptop the better ) I thought why let it go to waste so we're continuing the topic of Mike Grell's WARLORD.
Plus since I already did the whole obligatory intro schpiel with all the important links in the first part here we can go right to the good stuff.
I thought about writing a short synopsis covering what WARLORD is all about but I really don't want to spoil things for those who have not read this. At this post most people already know the premise of the series and those that don't can find out online if it is really that important to them.
Also if you have read - and not only looked at - the pages I posted in the first post there are some things in there that can help you figure it out.
Also it's late and I'm lazy. Anyway, that is enough of an introduction and let's continue with all the WARLORD stuff I could not include in part one.
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THE ROTTEN CORMAN : BLACK IS BLACK I WANT MY SCORPION BACK
Before the tv show Black Scorpion there were two tv movies, Black Scorpion ( 1995 ) and Black Scorpion II : Aftershock ( 1997 ) starring 38C - 22 - 35 sex goddess Joan Severance who finally got her cult siren entry in 2018 that clearly showed why superhero movies - or in this case super heroine movies - that are not based on actual existing comicbooks suck.
Longtime readers know that oneofmy pet peveeson this blog iscelebratingallthe brave actresses whoturninsufferabledreckintobearableentertainment by takingtheir clothes offor at least showwhattheirMamagavethemandwhodon´tgetenoughrecognition for that .
But as much as I like to feature these squirt storm guaranteeing sweaty skin flick sensations, born - for - porn leg spreading dicktamers, stripper pole polishing pros and talented tittilating torrid teenage teasers I don´t always have the time, space or even necessary material to feature them properly and have to console myself with re - visiting them on the few occasions where I get to mention these babes or on their next birthday.
So I have to mention the one redeeming quality of Black Scorpion II : Aftershock : sexbomb Laura Herring who delivers one of the breast scenes of the movie. If she was my secretary I wound pound her 24 / 7.
Coming back to Black Scorpion, both movies still were successful enough - after running on Showtime they naturally made more money in video sales - that they turned it into a tv series. Roger Corman produced the show and used the same plot on all episodes : some costumed bad guy wants to destroy Angel City until Black Scorpion stops him. There are between one and three hot pursuits ( always with lots of explosions ) and following the old Andy Sidaris formula all female roles are played by playmates like Patricia Ford, nubiansexgoddessTraciBanghim , Lisa Boyle, Athena Massey or obligatory 90s softsex legend Shannon Whirry .
One of Joan Severnace's breast scenes is in the Gene Wilder movie See No Evil Hear No Evil which has Richard Pryor as the second male lead character. The movie is not one of the better Gene Wilder movies, but it is still shown on tv and I guess it is mostly for the scene where Joan is topless in the shower. And I´m not saying naked because while Joan technically is naked in the scene we never get to see her lower body.
NOW THAT'S WHAT MEN CALL THE ULTIMATE SEVERANCE PACKAGE
This MILF is a credit to model turned actresses everywhere. Why waste her statuesque, black - haired, high - assed beauty being married and raising kids somewhere back in your native Texas ? When her big acting break on network sensation Wiseguy failed to fire up an a - list career, the xxx - tra stacked sexpot promptly took her place as head of the Bs.
Joan Severance graced the waves of late night programming with a body that just beckoned for some softcore action and made a staple of herself on premium cable movie channels beginning a creative partnership on Showtime's skintillating Red Shoe Diaries, where she was muff - baring muse to mentor Zalman King. King is the crown prince of skinsational erotic thrillers, and his expertise is epitomized in Lake Consequence.
BORN FOR PORN : THE CONSEQUENCES OF LAKES AND SEX APPEAL
Because you can´t do a post about Joan Severance without mentioning her best softcore movie Lake Consequence where she plays a housewife whose sexual appetite gets ignited when she falls asleep in a worker´s trailer and embarks on a journey to debauchery and lots of wild sex.
Joan shined in an outdoor sex scene. She shined in an indoor sex scene. She shined wetly in a shower stall lesbo sex scene. Of course the real sexbomb of the movie is needy May Karasun who plays a living sex doll.
If she doesn´t look like a blow up doll come to life I don´t know. You want to push her against the wall and give it to her till your dick quits.
Now I´m not so sure about Illicit Behaviour. It´s a crime story but it has been some time since I saw it and I couldn´t find reliable info on this.
What is sure is that Jack Scalia plays her husband, a cop suspended for use of excessive force who takes all his frustration out on her ( in the bedroom if he has half a brain ). Now either she turns to two other cops for help who then start slam - banging her brains out six ways to Sunday like there is no Tomorrow or she tricks her husband into killing her pervy brother and then dicktames a guy from internal affairs to kill her hubby.
The thing with her brother is that when they were teenagers he started using his sister as his private blow up sex doll and she can´t get him to stop. So now every time he´s in town he hammers Joan like a cheap prostitute just for old times sake - if she wants it or not. Naturally her husband´s not too thrilled that her brother is wearing out his favorite sextoy and kills him. I think she then tries to get the insurance money for her husband ( if it´s the movie where she gets double teamed by the cops she asked for help ) or the insurance money and the inheritance.
By the way, the threeway romp in the movie where she asks two cops for help ( whichever movie that may be ) was not in the script but Joan got the guys so horny they could not help themselves. The director decided to change the script accordingly - after a substantial bribe by the two actors which involved sexual favors with big breasted relatives - so the perverts could drill Joan in front of the camera to their hearts content.
Which doesn't surprise me because Joan was just oozing with sex appeal in that movie and because they constantly had an erection Joan agreed to continue this penetration sensation marathon after shooting finished.
They just could not stop drilling an ultimate men milking machine like Joan Severance and went completely nuts. Joan tried to calm them down but as soon as opened her mouth one of them rammed his giant horsecock down her throat - all the way to the shaft - while the other one frenetically pounded her while she was doing them wide splits.
They repeated the sex orgy a few times until they became addicted and soon this became a daily ritual where Joan tried to get them to climax quickly so they could resume with shooting. But the guys were in their sexual prime and really wore their dicks out on Joan's porn star body.
It didn't help that Joan also started to enjoy their daily fuck marathons and what's more she started to get ambitious to find out how far she could take it until she really tried to break their dicks with the wildest and most challenging sexual positions and who knows what could have happened if her third male co - star had not stepped in at that time.
Which is when things really got crazy because that guy had a lot of pent up sexual frustration to work off since his girlfriend had just left him and gotten away with most of his stuff and so he focused all that energy into turning Joan Severance into his personal submissive blow up sex doll.
They replaced the fake handcuffs from the set with real ones that Joan could not get out of and once they handcuffed her hands to her ankles it quickly turned into a competition about who could pound her the highest ( naturally the third guy won because he pounded her up to the ceiling ), who could make her scream the loudest and who could make Joan assume the most perverted, explicit position. On top of that everybody wanted to pound her love tunnel so while they started out drilling every orifice of her body now they all hammered at Joan's weakest spot - at the same time - which sent her into wild convulsions until her eyes rolled back in her head and she was talking in tongues, foaming at the mouth.
Joan was experiencing multiple orgasms that were flooding her body in waves and was not even aware that she was spreading her legs like a cheap philipino prostitute to get a beating by three pulsating dicks.
It is also implied that Billy Zane, her co - star from Lake Consequence, who is extremely well endowed had such an incredible erection thanks to his nude scenes with Joan Severance that they could not get his boner down even after Joan massaged his rock hard member with her boobs, gave him a deepthroat blowjob and had sex with him for many hours.
Blow up sex doll May Karasun volunteered to merciless slambang his brains out but even after a sex marathon that lasted a few hours Billy´s billy was still going strong. In the end it took the combined efforts of May and Joan to milk his balls dry so that they could resume shooting after he drowned them in cum. Of course they filmed it all which is how the orgy in the sauna came about although most of their wild sex party was too explicit and ended up in the director´s personal porn collection.
SCORPION WHERE IS THY STING or DON'T JULIE STRAIN YOURSELF
Coming back to the Black Scorpion tv series for the fans of comics there are also guest appearances by Adam West, Sam Jones or Lou Ferrigno.
Since Joan Severance was not interested in reprising her role of Black Scorpion Roger Corman tried to get Julie Strain but it seems the tv guys knew allofhernaughtymovies ( who would have thought ) so former Miss Kansas Michelle Lintel was cast who didn´t have Julie Strain's box office appeal - or hermeasurements - but who seems more sympatico.
As far as her appearances in Andy Sidaris movies are concerned JulieStrain debuted in FIT TO KILL, where she played the evil Blue Steele, then she portrayed bad girl Jewel Panther in ENEMY GOLD and bad girl Black Widow in THE DALLAS CONNECTION. The movie is also known under the title DEADWORKS and features two sexbombs who were in a few of Andy Sidaris´ later movies : JulieStrain andJulie K. Smith a.k.a. Julie & Julie the double rack attack. There are two great scenes ( among others ) in DALLAS CONNECTION : in the first one Julie Strain is tying a guy to a chair and stripping to make him ultrahorny - before killing the poor guy.
And because she wanted a recurring role in DAY OF THE WARRIOR and RETURN TO SAVAGE BEACH Julie became federal agent Willow Black.
And for those that moan about me bringing up Julie Strain in a comic blog and think it is only because of her connection to Andy Sidaris movies I want to mention that the 41DPenthouse Pet Of The Year 1993 not only starred in over 100 movies, she was also married to Kevin Eastman who created the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES with Peter Laird and was Editor in Chief of HEAVY METAL. Plus she was the inspiration for the main character in the 2000 animated HEAVY METAL movie sequel F.A.K.K. 2.
As regular blog visitors know I am a huge fan of the late AndySidaris. He was THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast is a WHO IS WHO of playmates : 40DD Playmate Of The Month November 1984RobertaVasquez , hot 34D Page 3 girlturnedsextherapistAvaCadell , 41DPenthousePetOfTheYear 1993 Julie Strain , Samantha Phillips, 34DPlaymate Of The Month May 1994 ShaeMarks , 36DPenthouse Pet OfTheMonth February 1993JulieK. Smith , 34CPlaymate Of The Month September 1993 Carrie Westcott or also Dona Speir to name just a few.
So the newer blog visitors might want to check out this spin - off post from 2019 with all the usual links to JanetJonesGretzky and real live PowerGirlLeslieEasterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol as the 40C Busenwunder emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt. While many AndySidarisactresses / playmates / sexbombs like RobertaVasquez , AvaCadell , brunette Cynthia Brimhall, Dona Speir , Julie Strain , Shae Marks , JulieK. Smith and Samantha Phillips are mentioned the main part is about blonde brabuster Monique " Men Milker "Sluyter and the obligatory plethoraofTuttiFruttigirls .
Now usually I just include a short part with them in the posts but this time I did a somewhat longer version so I could include all the new download links I found while writing this post. I just recently included a whole slew of new ones but those are just for compilation and mixes while these new ones are not only for entireepisodes - which are always ultra rare - but for german episodes whichare even rarer. Some of them even includemyfavoriteTuttiFruttigirl ( she's the one in the middle ).
Since we talked so much about scorpions, for people of my generation Joan Severance is also best known for being in the Scorpions music video The Rhythm Of Love which may be tame by Todays standards but which wasn´t shown on Mtv before midnight. And only the censored version.
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