It seems that even blogger hates Gambit !

So if you are a bit confused or you just missed it please read part one - which is much more about Psylocke - then come back and we continue.

Now FabianNicieza also paired Psylocke up with Gambit ( or Gambito how I like to call him since I feel his spanish name is much more fitting ) and I have to say that I am not a big fan of that particular combination.

Not only because I am not a big fan of Gambit. To say that I despise him with a passion would be a big understatement and longtime readers may remember that I not only included him in my X - Men team of choice just so that I could kill him off again and again at the beginning of each issue in subsequentially more inventive and more brutal ways. I also made the argument around the time Marvel Comics decided to fully ruin Iceman by making him gay without reason that if anybody on the X - Men's roster is a closet homosexual the most likely candidate would be cajun Gambit .

And speaking of the X - Men's roster, Gambit should not even be on it in this or any other parallel reality after they found out that he is solely responsible for the killing of most of the Morlocks and countless other mutants during the genetic purge of the Mutant Massacre. Of which I used to have the omnibus hardcover and it was glorious. I don't think it is available for a reasonable price now but if you can find it at a comicbook store with a bit of a discount this x - collection has my recommendation.

Okay, I know what all of the Gambit lovers out there are saying right now, that it was a along time ago and that he was in a bad place when Mister Sinister contacted him to form the Marauders and that when he found out what he was about to do he tried to warn the mutants but he was too late and could only save Marrow and that he has atoned for his sins and that he should be given another chance. Because if there is one thing the X - Men are all about it is about giving people a second chance.

I mean, they took a gamble on Wolverine and Rogue and they turned out all right. They also tried to cure Sabretooth but that was a completely different train wreck. Which resulted in what may be my favorite X - Men issue of all times which I have to mention because Psylocke goes up against Wolverine's Daddy / Not Daddy and gets a vicious beatdown that leaves her at death's door. One of these days I have to write about this.

As an aside note, some of the best moments of the whole " Let's take a psychopath like Sabretooth to the x - mansion and see if we can cure him before he kills us all. Whatever happens first. "story were Gambit's interactions with Sabretooth. Marvel's writers always tried - and failed spectacularly - to make Gambit more interesting by giving him a past that is shrouded in mystery ( like anybody really cares about it ) so when it came out that he not only has dealt with Sabretooth before but that Sabretooth knows some juicy intel about Gambit that Gambit doesn't want to come out things got surprisingly interesting at Xavier's Institute.

I mean at that point it was still not known - for neither the readers nor the X - Men - that Gambit practically handpicked the Marauders and that Sabretooth was a part of the team. But Sabretooth was dropping heavy hints when he was with Gambit saying things like " Well, well, well, if it isn't my favorite Cajun this time on the side of the angels. Do your new mutant friends know what you have done or are you trying to keep your cozy little thieves nest ? Better be nice to me or I might fill them in on a few details you would like to keep secret. "or when he was with Rogue he asked her how long she was being friendly with Gambit and that she better not turn her back to him because you can't trust him.

Which brings us back to the Mutant Massacre and the petition of all the Gambit fans to give Gambit a second chance. And I say that's utter bs.

Because nobody would be pleading for that if he had been a Nazi or been a part of a lynch mob. But he just gets a pass because he's so cool and the girls - and quite a few of the boys - like him and he's so dreamy. No.

What he did was way worse than being a Nazi or being part of a lynch mob. And the fact that he was depressed and didn't care makes it even worse and not better. Because first of all the argument he didn't know what Mister Sinister was planning doesn't fly. The first rule of business is to always always always do a background check on your clients because they never tell the truth even moreso the shadier the services you offer.

I didn't buy the whole " Oh he's a professional but he forgot to do a basic background check. "thing in Leverage and I don't buy it here. Either you are a professional and then doing a background check on your clients is something you do automatically without thinking or you only claim to be a professional but you clearly are not. Some people have also said that Gambit was suspecting that Mister Sinister was up to no good but he had no other chance than to do what he had tasked him with. Which is one more big pile of horse manure. If he really suspected Mister Sinister's plans could potentially hurt someone he could have torpedoed his plans by - Oh I don't know - compile a team of mutants that look like tough cutthroats but are really completely inefficient fuckups.  ? But no Sir.

He just goes and assembles the biggest and baddest team of mentally unstable killers the world has seen. What did he think Mister Sinister needed them for ? A tea party ? An elaborate heist ? I may not be an expert but I don't think you need trained killers to steal something. And somebody like Gambit who claims to be one of the best thieves on the planet should know it too. So no, Gambit doesn't get a pass. Because there are some things that you can atone for but never be forgiven for.

But even with all of this aside if we choose to ignore it like a little kid I am still not up for the pairing of Psylocke with Gambit because he's a big old perv. Because it takes one to know one and let me tell you Gambit has all the trappings of a pervert and he is constantly trying to hit on all female X - Men members. There is first and foremost the secret love of my life ravishing Rogue on whom he shamelessly hits all the time while also being unable to get past the whole " if I touch you I absorb your psyche and powers "thing. I mean, how many times have the X - Men gone up against adversaries who were able to negate Rogue's powers with a little doohickey and how many times has one of them taken one of these things afterwards to see if they cannot use them to help Rogue out with finally getting laid ? It's like they don't WANT her to feel better.

But all the X - Man ladies just swoon about his french accent ( which I bet is fake too ) which is something I never understood about americans. I always thought they hated the french and called them quitters since the second world war. But when there is one halfway decent looking bloke who talks in a french accent all the women loose their panties.

 

Now leaving the inexplicable effect of a fake french accent aside the main reason why Gambit is a creepo is that he seems to like his women very young bordering on the jailbait side. Because he started hanging out with Storm when she had the body of a little girl and he thought she was just another juvenile delinquent he could take under his wing. And into his bed. Yes, he still remained friendly with Storm once she regained her banging african sex goddess pornstar body. Because I'm sure he collected the debt she owed him - of course in naturals if you know what I mean.

But more than that he tried to get chummy with Jubilee and that was way before her second mutation into the big breasted Boobilee persona that turned the entire male x - fandom into drooling idiots. Of course Marvel Comics just had to completely ruin her by turning her into a vampire. This is not what x - fans meant when they said they wanted Jubilee to suck them hard. Anyway, this fixation on younger girls of Gambit is downright creepy and he's just the kind of guy

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That's another thing that annoyed me ( and when I say " annoy "I mean " peed me off to no end " ) that the writers were always trying to make Gambit look more cool by downgrading Wolverine. But it's not only that Gambit had to be better than Wolverine at everything or having been at all the cool places before him. No, while they wanted Gambit to beat Wolverine at everything the writers also knew that in reality there was no chance that Gambit was truly better at anything than Wolverine and that if they did something like that the Wolverine fans would be up in arms. So every time Gambit bested Wolverine they immediately had to devalue the victory by Wolverine being sick or injured so he was not at the top of his game or it was a brood infested evil clone or whatnot.

Anyway, coming back to Psylocke and Gambit, while it was not totally out of character for Gambit wanting to slambang the living daylights out of an asian blow up sex doll with oversized oppais, a perfect bubblebutt that can crack walnuts and legs for miles almost up to her neck - even if she is not a minor - I felt that somebody who seems like an intelligent woman and who can read minds on top of that would see right through his womanizing facade. But maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part giving one of my asian wet dreams and the x - women too much credit.

And that's all for Today as I feel I have shot my bolt and said all I have to say about Psylocke and Gambit. I am sure that once I have recharged my batteries there is much more to discuss about mutants, Andy Kubert and yes, also Psylocke ( we still haven't talked about the mindfuck storyline that turned her into an asian mega sexbomb since that particular can of worms deserves a post of its own ) in future x - posts. To me my X - Men.

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Likewise Jayka´s best video of all times ( at least until now, I hope she can still top it ) is the dance video where her oppai almost pop out of her top and Jayka constantly has to adjust her bouncing milkshakes .

Daimn, it´s no wonder those tight fillipino nymphos took over the entire porn industry with their relentless asian lubrication sensation marathons.

Man, it´s about time that they have Jair do a wet t - shirt car wash or at least a micro bikini / string tanga striptease / lapdance preferably with another react sexbomb like Jayka or Krischelle now that she's finally 18.

Sadly brabusting Teens React Busenwunder Becca has not appeared in any videos for a long time ( let's hope she is earning a living doing what is most beneficious for mankind : taking her clothes off and revealing her spectacular body in front of dozens of drunks or starring in adult movies where she uses her huge breasts for what they are intended, namely massaging giant horsecocks until they are hard enough to cut a diamond after which she impales herself on the lucky stiff's boner while doing the splits and sliding up and down on him making him squirt again and again until she has milked him completely dry ) but I think with her new Playmate Of The Decade - sized gazongas Haley can more than give her a run for her money and I would also include Izzy in this eclectic group after the way she practically throws her boobs in your face in her latest videos where she also brings us a lot of cleavagebouncing action.

Another up and coming nubian boob star is alluring Angel who not only already has a stripper's stage name but she has developed greatly in the chest area over the last months giving male co - reactors huge boners.

As black women Jair and Angel are predestined for working the pole and since Jayka is of fillipino descent she would be a natural at this. And I bet she also can spread her legs better than Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers.

They could make it a punishment for losing one of these challenges and regular visitors of the blog may remember that I called " Foul ! " on the constant dog food eating punishment. I mean really, react audience ?

There are so many hot react babes at your disposal and the best you can come up with is " They should eat a can of dog food. " There are better uses for those absolutely stunning girls that immediately come to mind and on spanish game shows it is a staple that female contestants are drenched in water or wear a wet t - shirt, which could be adapted here.

Jair would be perfect for this and it´s too bad that The Bikini Openandotherbikini / wett - shirtshows like the California GirlBikiniContest or Blue Ribbon Babesarenotstill around because she would be killing it.

I mean, really, who gets off on watching Jair eat disgusting stuff and who would prefer her punishment was to don a wet t - shirt and wash a car ?

What would be even better ( and therefore would never happen so I´m still rooting for the car wash idea ) is to either put a stipulation that Jair has to wear a t - shirt ( preferably a really tiny one with a lot of holes ) and for every food she tried she gets doused with a bucket of water.

Or - what I would prefer - she has to wear a wet t - shirt and a tiny g - string that doesn´t cover anything so her private parts would be fully exposed - and work the stripper pole for five minutes for every food.