Once again it is time to sit down and write one of those posts that splits my readership in half faster than the subject of this post Monifa Jensen can split her legs but I won´t let that deter me since I know that at least half of my audience welcomes this kind of content. And I also know that most new readers find their way here through these cult siren entries.
It has been over a year since I wrote my last cult siren post - if you don´t count mypostsabout40DcosplayblowupsexdollYayaHan . Yes, there is still plenty of cult siren content in all of my posts but a pure and simple stand alone cult siren post has become the exception, not the rule on this blog. So I thought with all of the depressing stuff lately what better way to cheer my readers up than with a cult siren entry for a new contestant who can take it up with the best ? Because as it so happens to be a few days ago while looking for pictures of afro american all natural 36F - 25 - 39 aphrodite Lexi Hart to finish my PLANET OF THE APES spotlight post I came upon some pictures of Monifa Jansen and this girl blew my mind !
So I just had to put her on the blog as soon as possible. There are plenty of ultimate sexbombs from Instagram and other sites where I have all the necessary material ready for the go. But anybody who is more than a sporadic visitor knows about my addiction to chocolate and therefore should not be surprised that a dark skinned breed mare like Monifa Jansen with her juicy coco - nuts immediatelly jumped to the top of the list.
Now this should have been an easy post to make. Just put a few pictures on the blog, do the old copy / paste trick, add my own commentaries for that special flavour my readers have grown fond of, add a few videos with Monifa Jansen ( as well as the usual mix of comicbooks, movies, tv shows, cartoons and music clips ) and this post should be done in no time. Right ?
Wrong.
First up : the pictures. Once I discovered Monifa Jansen I fell into a rabbit hole of pictures and being a perfectionist I naturally only wanted to give my readers the best pictures so I spent the last three days going through what must have been over 1,000 pictures. And when I finally had them all sorted out I found even more pictures. Not that I am complaining since that meant having more and better pictures for the post. Or posts since I can´t cram all the pictures into one post. But that also meant going over all the pictures again. And I am still not finished as I keep finding more.
Another wrinkle to put on all of this was that I had to discard some of the best pictures because they were censored. Which sounds weird because for some reason I don´t fully understand myself I am still trying to keep the posts safe for work. Or as safe as I can while posting borderline extremely erotic content without going fully into the realm of porn. So you might think I would applaud it if somebody censored their pictures.
Which I don´t.
Now I don´t know if Monifa Jansen did this herself or if she had somebody do it for her ( although if you think about it this is a moot point ) but all her pictures with wet and / or seethrough nipplage and nude nipples were censored. What happens is that they are blurred to the point where you don´t see the actual nipple but you see enough that there is some nipple.
Now I´m not saying that Monifa Jansen does not have the right to decide which parts of her anatomy are shown on the internet. But I also had to make a decision regarding what I show my readers and so far I have drawn the line at seethrough and or wet t - shirt nippleage because I can argue that while the breast looks naked technically speaking it is fully clothed.
Which doesn´t mean that I have not shown the occassional full frontal nudity shot ( as long as the crotch area is fully covered of course ) since I don´t think an inoffensive naked breast ever hurt anyone. So when I find pictures with nippleage - fully covered or fully naked - I can decide if I use them or not. If they are censored I can´t make that decision plus if I would use these censored pictures I am sure there would be plenty of blog followers who would tell me to either post the uncensored pictures or not post them at all since that is a halfway measure. And they would be right.
As readers from the first hour know I always complain when movies or tv shows put nude scenes into the script when they cannot show them.
What´s the point if that is only to tease the audience ? I have made the same point when comic writers do this so I have to abide by my own rules.
Speaking of rules, as also longtime followers of the blog are aware of I have the 23 pictures per post rule which means that I try to keep it down to 23 pictures in every post I make. Original artwork plus the corresponding colored version count as one picture here and also the rule applies only to the main part. Now with the post addendum that´s an entirely different ball game. But usually I try to keep it within the 23 pictures per post limit. And I have to stretch the limits a bit
Monifa Jansen is a Icelandic or Dutch or South American Instagram Star, Model & Social Media Star. She is available on the Instagram as @monifajansen
the melanin soak Miss Universe contestant Monifa Jansen real name Monica Joanne Marie Jansen was born in Willemstead, Curacao an island off the cost of south America which apparently is part of the Antilles so politically it belongs to the Netherlands which was all very confusing to me since I never got very high grades in geography. She is Curacao Miss Uiverse for 2012 and look out universe because Miss Jansen is a model an actress an influencer and an entrepreneur founder and CEO of @shopmonifajansen plus a musician. It’s hard to take our eyes off this beautiful model as she is jaw droppingly awesome with a perfect beach body.
Her zodiac sign is Pisces. In her childhood, she learnt how to play guitar from her father.
Monifa Jansen has been a law student. She likes dancing as a pastime. She has received training in dance forms like ballet, jazz and hip hop. She is an avid traveler and likes to explore new places.
Monifa Jansen ( born February 11, 1993 seven pages ) is a Curaçaoan who was crowned Miss Curacao Universe 2011 and represented her country in the Miss World 2011 and Miss Universe 2012 pageants.
Monifa Jansen ( born March 3, 1993 five pages) is a Curaçaoan who was crowned Miss Curacao Universe 2011 and represented her country in the Miss World 2011 and Miss Universe 2012 pageants.
one website had both birthdays and the unofficial facebook page didn´t even list her birthday
Jansen, who stands 1.74 m (5 ft 81⁄2 in) tall, competed as the one of 7 finalists in her country's national pageant, Miss Curaçao Universe, held on April 2011.She won the title, gaining the right to represent Curaçao in Miss Universe 2011.
Jansen did not take part in Miss Universe 2011 pageant September 12, 2011 because she did not meet the age requirement to participate. Jansen's first runner-up, Evalina van Putten, competed in the pageant in her stead.
Since Jansen could not compete in the Miss Universe 2011 pageant she instead competed in the Miss World 2011 pageant in London on November 8, 2011. She placed 108th with a score of 134.
Jansen competed in the Miss Universe 2012 pageant, but failed to place in the semifinals.
Monifa won Miss Curacao 2011. But, she could not participate in Miss Universe 2011, since she did not meet the age requirements for the pageant. So instead of her, the second runner up Evalina van Putten represented her nation at Miss Universe Pageant. Later, she got chance to participate in the Miss World Pageant, which was held in London on 8th November, 2011.
Monifa was selected as the contestant for Miss Universe 2012. She put in lot of efforts to become Miss Universe. She engaged in regular bodybuilding and fitness exercises. Monifa competed in Miss Universe 2012, but she failed to qualify for the semi- final round.
Monifa was also on the cover of the very first issue of ‘Sultre’ Magazine in August of 2016.
Her birthdate is February 11, 1993. She is 29 years old as in 2022. She is Model, Social Media Celebrity by profession.
Monifa Jansen height is 5.9 ; 174 cm. Her hair are Black and eyes are Brown or green. She has adorable, beautiful face and body curves one website even dared to list her body type as average. Daiiiimn, I wonder where the guy who wrote that lives where all women have the average body type of such an ultimate nubian nympho blow up sex doll like Monifa Jansen. Why couldn´t we have moved there instead of Spain ?
of Dutch, Suranan, German, Indonesian, African and Portugese descent
38E - 25 - 40
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