Longtime followers may remember that at the start of 2021 I mentioned the mexican adult humor magazine El Mil Chistes especially the fact that the cover artists were if not huge fans of Power Girl at least shared my obsession for women built like DC´s Maid of the Massive Mammaries.
In that post I promised to do a post with the best covers or if not that than with the best covers featuring blonde girls who look like Power Girl once I had sorted out all of the material. Anyway, while going through the covers I found a lot of pictures of busty playmates and other bra busting Busenwunder so I thought why not combine the best of two worlds ?
Why not see if we can match up some of these incredibly hot blow up sex dolls with the depiction of a wet sex dream on a cover of El Mil Chistes ?
I guess the main fault of this whole thing lies on american fashion model, former cheerleader and playmate of french and native american descent Elisabeth Marie Chevalier who looked like she had just stepped out of a El Mil Chistes cover with her mouthwatering 36DD - 24 - 38 measurements.
Besides just the look I also tried to match the exact pose but as always I was heavily dependent on what I found on the internet and you have to judge for yourself how successfull I was with that. After all this is not supposed to be a scientific analysis but just a fun mental exercise but above all just another cheap excuse to put more hot babes on the blog.
In any case, after I had compiled the necessary material I put it in a special folder but like always one thing or another always came up and the post got postponed more and more until I almost couldn´t find the folder again.
But now I can finally put it on the blog because otherwise we would have two DC postings in a row and frequent visitors know I try to avoid that.
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Now I could end this post right here since we have already covered all the usual bases and it´s definitely long enough but ever since the pandemic started I have been going the extra mile since I know that there are a lot of people with plenty of free time and who are craving for entertainment.
So I started to put out some extra content as a sign of my appreciation for my readers who have soldiered on until now. Plus since I don´t post as often as I used to I can prevent that the bookmarks pile up too much.
We continue with the western theme and one of the definitive western comic series is without any doubt Blueberryby Jean Giraud better known as Moebius about whose work I have written multiple times, including a MOVIE RUMMAGE spotlight post for the animated movie TIME MASTERS .
Once again I am setting the stage for our next video with Fettes Brot ( Fat Bread ) and their spaghetti western inspired Jein. Now Jein is a nifty german words because it is an amalgam of Ja ( Yes ) and Nein ( No ) and you can just use it while in other languages you have to say Yes and No.
I hope that was enough to put my german audience into the right frame of mind for our next callback. I already included Duel In The Sunin a previous post but it has been deleted. Cult siren Jennifer Jones plays half breed Pearl Chavez who wants to be a good girl but her spectacular porn body turns her into the object of sexual obsession of two rivaling brothers.
The two brothers who try to use and abuse poor Pearl are played by Joseph Cotten and Gregory Peck who plays the bad guy in the story.
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We come to the feature film for my spanish speaking seguidores and it´s one I had to put on the blog right away because these videos tend to get deleted from YouTube very quickly : Highlander or The Immortals how the movie is called in Spain. They really should have stuck to the film´s motto There Can Be Only One because everything that came after the first one was bad. As for Christopher Lambert, his quintessential movies are The Hunted ( one of my favorite white guy caught in ninjas vs samurai BS movies of all times ), Fortress,Mortal Kombat ( he is still the best Lord Raiden ) and Subway by Luc Besson from 1985. Since I don´t like to repeat myself too much go over to this post to read more about Christopher Lambert and Luc Besson´s films like Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. And to watch the first epsode of The Highlander tv series as well as an overview of the cartoon show check out last year´s Christmas post .
You also can´t fault Christopher´s taste in women because after being married to DianeLane - who showed her stripper skills in The Big Town - for six years he gave it to the wardrobemalfunction prone queen of explicit nude scenes, french ( in every sense of the word ) blow up sex doll Sophie " Tits Out " Marceau at every chance he got 7 years long.
Not to mention that he dicktamed the aforementioned Busenwunder Francesca Dellera which lay the groundwork for Alain Delon who took advantage of the fact that her defenses were down and merciless used and abused the helpless born for porn model like a cheap fillipino hooker until she became his obedient sex slave making all his wet dreams cum true. Man, Christopher Lambert banged some of the hottest nymphos in showbiz and I easily have to put Sophie Marceau on the top of that list.
Longtime readers might recognize her from my very first post of CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE MOVIE where I cast Sophie as Catherine Cobert.
The french sexbomb is best known in the US for appearing in the Bond flick THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH, and outside for taking her clothes of in such classics like MES NUITS SONT PLUS BELLES QUE VOS JOURS ( my nights are more beautiful than your days ) or DESCENT AUX ENFERS ( Descentintohell ) - where she appeared in nude scenes with Claude Brasseur who played her father in the romantic hit comedies LA BOUM and LA BOUM 2 which caused all kind of outrage at this perceived incest.
Her first nude scene was in HAPPY EASTER with Jean Paul Belmondo which I had in Germany but I never got round to watch it and now it´s too late.
She was 18 at the time she made the movie and payed the movie studio Gaumont money to get out of her contract to be able to do nude scenes.
What a trooper. In the movie she´s Jean Paul´s lover but when his wife returns a bit early from her vacation she says she´s his daughter from his ex. Sophie also starred in the horror movie NE TE RETOURNE PAS ( don´t turn around ) opposite Monica Bellucci which is like a dream sandwich.
I always do the super hero casting bit and with her giant - sizedmelons the mega stacked italiansexgoddess would be a natural choice for the amazonian puppy princess of Themyscaria. She definitely would have no problem filling outthe Wonder corsage withher 37C Wonder Twins.
I put her in the finale of the Hollywood Edition of Casting The JLA Movie series as Wonder Woman but now I´m tending more towards Big Barda.
In the original FOURTH WORLD comics by Jack Kirby - and this definitely changed in the NEW 52 - Big Barda was built like a brick shithouse with the personality of a lady trucker, the muscles of a female bodybuilder, the hot measurements of a playmate of the year and the cupsize of a porn star.
She got that from her mother Big Breeda, the fiercest female warrior on Apokolips who - nomen est omen - was therefore selected by Darkseid himself to breed the next race of warriors. I don´t know if it was because she spurned his advances or if he just thought she would produce the best offspring but it is implied that they used her like a blow up sex doll !
All for the next generation of Akopolips´ finest of course. Now with Big Barda the melons didn´t fall far from the tree and when she began to develop, especially in certain parts of her anatomy that had to do with procreation Darkseid decided to let her follow in her mother´s footsteps and - like mother like daughter - personally introduce Big Barda to the breeding pens to continue the family tradition. So as soon as she got wind of Darkseid´s perverted plans for her Big Barda decided to ditch Apokolips and hitched the next ride to Earth. According to Big Barda she managed to do that before Darkseid had a chance to break her in but maybe she was so eager to join Mister Miracle because she had tasted the Darkseed.
For more on DC´s creepy sex stories with Big Barda - like the time when Superman starred in a porn movie with her and then claimed he could not remember a thing - check out BIG BARDA : DEATH, LIES AND VIDEOTAPES .
Originally I casted Maria Grazia Cucinotta, the italian mega MILF with the giant 39D ( !!! ) melons as Big Barda but keeping in mind her history I may cast her as Big Breeda. Not only to get Maria to do nude scenes that way but also because then I could cast Monica Bellucci as Big Barda and give the Wonder Woman role to british 90s pornsuperstarSarahLouiseYoung .
We could even have Sarah Louise Young wearing the mega slutty 1990s Mike Deodato sado maso leather outfit. Plus this way we would get to cast an additional sexbomb as anal fixated amazon Artemis and the two of them had to compete for the right of the Wonder Woman title in a Last Amazon Standing Double Dildo Penetration Party Weekend. That would be right up Sarah´s alley who has a huge fanbase in my old home country.
Yep, she was a big star over there in Germany when I was old enough to rent porn videos. That shows you what an old geezer ( and old pervert ) I am. Also, she was the first one who made porn videos for a price that horny teenagers like me could afford. I mean, new tapes. Because back in those days you could buy used porn videos at the video store but those were watched hundreds of times and only seconds away from combustion.
Not only was Sarah Louise Young the first porn actress to agree a fee of $1,000,000 for a single film, in 1992 she also opened her first sex shop in Hannover, named Sarah Young Erotic Markt, and there would eventually be eleven such shops located in various German cities. I think there might have been one in Stuttgart but with all the movies she starred in and the ones she produced Sarah Young was very present in german video stores and sex shops around the time I was old enough to watch her movies. By the time she lived in Spain she also had one of the first adult magazines that were sold together with a videotape. Which in Spain were sold at newsstands next to comics or newspapers. Yes, some countries do not hide their porn under the table like it´s something to be ashamed of.
Coming back to Sophie Marceau, not only does she drop her clothes very often she also shows great cleavage like in THE MUSKETEERSREVENGE ( or The daughter of D´Artagnan like it´s called in Germany ) that has one of my favorite scenes with her. D´Artagnan´s daughter ( Sophie Marceau ) is captured by the villain of the movie to be sold off to a brothel, but only " to the sleaziest one where they waste the whores very quick " as she says. The guy who has to sell her bitches starts complaining that at the price he has to get for her he´ll never get rid of her. At which point the bad woman tells him that in this case he should be glad, ripping open Sophie´s shirt and revealing her gorgeous breasts which shuts him up.
I still have not bought THE MUSKETEER`S REVENGE because for some reason it´s only available on DVD in Germany and priced very high. One might think it could be because of the nude scene but most of Sophie´s movies include some and the majority of them are not very expensive.
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