Initially I wanted to include this in the Dan DeCarlo glamour girl post but then I decided to extend the part about cult siren Joan Severance a bit and do a separate post for the celebrity birthdays of December the 24th since we have two comic related ones that will probably need room.
Our first one is writer Mark Millar who celebrated his 51st birthday just Yesterday and so far I don´t seem to have included him in any of my birthday lists. I guess because I was too busy with other Christmas stuff to which he probably must be used to since it´s never good to have a birthday on a holiday. Especially when that holiday has something to do with presents. Because people already have to get a present for you and when you say that you should get at least two presents - one for the holiday and one for your birthday - it sounds like being greedy. I know it from my sister who has a birthday a few days after a holiday and some family members don´t put so much effort into her birthday presents because she already got some presents from the holiday. Now I don´t pretend to know what it´s like to have a birthday on a holiday but I can somehow relate because my birthday always falls into the vacation season.
So even if I would have given a birthday party - which I never did - nobody would have been able to attend because all the kids were on vacation.
I don´t know if this caused any childhood trauma with Mark Millar but it wouldn´t surprise me. I haven´t included him in previous birthday lists but I´m sure I have written about his various comic series over the years.
Usually I just use ye olde " copy / paste "schtick but it would take too long to go through all of my old posts to find some short sentences. So I have to do it from scratch and hope I am not repeating myself too often.
We are starting with the comicbook series which have been adapted to movies since these are the best known ones and then work our way through to the proper books which have found their way to screening platforms. The first one is of course KICKASS with art by John Romita Jr. - one of my favorite artists - and inks by Tom Palmer. To tell the truth I probably wouldn´t have brought these two together because Tom can ink very realistic while John Romita Jr. has a somewhat cartoony art style.
But in this case it works really well together and helps keep the adventure grounded in a realistic setting. I guess I am something of a KICKASS purist because I have only read the original trilogy. For me it just doesn´t work when it´s not drawn by John Romita Jr. and also when it´s full of some SJW bs. Or if it´s a girl. Not because it´s a girl ( because there is a lot of potential there for interesting developments as I like nothing better than a girl that´s well - developed in all the right areas ) but because that´s basically the premise of Hit Girl. Kickass as a chick only effective.
So why not just make another HIT GIRL series instead of turning Kickass into a girl ? That´s the same stupid thing like they did with Thor. When will they learn that it just. Does. Not. Work ? You can give Jane Foster Thor´s rank and hammer and call her the new Thor but that doesn´t make her Thor. Thor is not a title it´s a name. It´s Thor´s name and you can use it but that does not make you Thor. The same way another person MIGHT call himself or herself Kickass but that does not make them Kickass. There is only one and many other super heroes may use the name but they will be only Kickass 2, Kickass Light, Kickass 2.0 or Iron Kickass but that´s it.
Speaking of Hit Girl, that was the best part of the KICKASS movies : the curvaceous Chloe Grace Moretz. And I´m not only saying that because she turned into quite the well - developed blonde babe herself, hubba hubba.
In the comics you ask yourself how realistic it is for a father to train his daughter as the ultimate weapon of vengeance but Chloe delivers such a stellar performance that you just go with it. Also she´s fierce as Hit Girl.
kingsmen or like it was originally called secret service
the second part even had halle berry in it who would be the best spy ever
I´m still miffed that we didn´t get Halle Berry in WANTED when J. G. Jones clearly drew Halle Berry into the comic
I mean, Angelina Jolie is okay when full and juicy blowjob lips are your thing but who ever thought she would be an adequate substitute for nubian sex goddess Halle Berry must be really living in his own world.
Which most Hollywood guys probably do. I´m not sure if it would have saved the movie since I don´t like either the comicbook nor the movie.
With the comic I didn´t like the story because a.) I am more interested in heroes than in villains so a series that is all about villains is not really my type of favorite comicbook, and b.) the hero - or at least protagonist - has to have at least one redeeming quality or he has to evolve into a better version of himself. In the comic you have none of that, the main character is not someone to root for and in the end he is a worse person in the beginning. In the movie we had only more of the same and they even cut out a lot of the super hero science fiction elements so they would not scare away the audience. So, yep, neither my favorite comic nor my favorite movie. But to think that we could have had something like this.
Longtime readers know that Halle Berry is one of my all time wet sex fantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had evenfoursoloposts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so last year I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle Berry and the unexpected bonus round .
Halle Berry did a remarkable sexy dance ( not a striptease as she didn´t take her clothes off ) in The Last BoyScout , teased us in Catwoman and finally delivered in Password : Swordfish and completely redeemedherself in Monster´sBall where she milked Thornton´s rock hard Billy Bob totally dry in front of the entire crew. Which nobody really got to see since they censored it more than three times - about which I wrote a special post .
FOR THE ROLE HALLE MILKED MARC FORSTER´S MONSTER BALLS DRY
And to think that one of the best sex scenes in film history almost didn´t happen. The director Marc Forster originally didn´t cast Halle Berry in the female lead role because he thought she was too beautiful and while he knew the natural born blow up sex doll could easily deliver some LastBoy Scout type strip action and had already baredher boobsinPassword : Swordfish he didn´t think she would be willing to do explicit sex scenes.
Thankfully Halle´s manager secretly slipped her the script and Halle got in contact with the director and had several talks and long, private meetings with him. We do not know exactly to which kind of depraved hardcore midnight sex olympics Halle Berry subjected Marc Forster to during the meetings to convince him that she had the necessary skills to believably portray a prostitute. But she must have dicktamed him six ways to Sunday to wear him down and let all of her nymphomanic urges out because after the third weekend long ejaculation sex marathon Halle Berry got the role.
And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.
In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.
I guess we have to address the elephant in the room whici is old man logan faithful followers know that I am not a fan of the original comicbook series not the graphic novel I don´t know why every run or trade is called a graphic novel now well I do know why they make it but after so many years of successful comicbook movie adaptions you might think the comic creators would finally have the chuzpe to say no I didn´t create a graphic novel I made an honest to god comicbook and anyone who has a problem with that can go right now and f - word himself but no they still pander to the largely non comicbook reading audience anyway while I don´t like the comic old man logan for many of the same reasons that I don´t like old man logan and what´s up with this farm logan has in the comic nothig grows there how can you have a farm where nothing grows when you see the original pencils you see that david mcniven drew fields full of green wheat but mark millar made him take it out and draw a desolate desert since it looks more like a dystopian future even when the whole farm thing stops making sense pardon my talking heads reference that is one comic I can´t wait to expunge from my comicbook collection but anyway while I don´t like the comic I love the movie I was so glad when I heard that they would just base the movie loosely on the comic which in Hollywood terms means we are going to keep the title because it sells and it is what brings in the customers but we will throw away anything else we can so the movie turned out fantastic and it´s one of Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman´s best works you have to give Hugh Jackman credit for keeping the X - Men franchise alive for decades even if his x - tremely x - citing portrayal of everybody´s favorite canucklehead means that we haven´t gotten an adequate version of Cyclops in the movies which in turn made the writers of the comic lazy and turn him into a looser Cyclops is just the best x - man of all times and there was a time when people rmembered that
what else should I mention with Mark Millar Authority good run Ultimates a real game changer that first cast samuel jackson as nick fury I have the first two series in the oversized hardcover and I don´t know if I can keep them would love to still have them in my collection marvel knights spider man nice pictures by terry dodson but strange and illogical story civil war can´t forget civil war fantastic story with long repercussions and one of the last good disney marvel movies superman red sun that was a good one too although the comic was better than the animated version sorry if I forgot one jupiters legacy I have only read the first trade because it felt to me that instead of experiencing the story I was just given the cliff notes so it stayed completely uninteresting with no concern for the main protagonists whatsoever
December the 24th Mark Valley 56
since I posted some pages by Cliff Chiang from the HUMAN TARGET series from DC Comics Vertigo series the last time I mentioned The Human Target we are going old school with the original Human Target stories by Len Wein , Carmine Infantino and Dick Giordano
human target first appearance in action comics 419
human target continued as a back up feature although it changes titles from action comics to detective comics
who is the human target overview of the comicbooks and tv series
December the 24th Carol Vordermann 60 now usually I would call her a brunette british brabuster but the truth is that the mega MILF with the stunning 37D - 27 - 36 measurements very seldom wears a bra if that is because she seldom finds one that can contain her giant gazongas or because she huge melons bust all bras anyway that I don´t know so maybe she is a brabuster after all
in any case Carol really has some nice Vordermänner - like we would say in Germany - and since it has been quite some time since I posted something with her I am including a few of her breast tv moments and
and Carol Vorderman with a very loos cleavage dress that she pulls down to reveal her shoulders and part of her heavenly hooters, Carol Vorderman in a tight green cleavage dress on a game show, the Pride Of Britain Awards 2010 video is technically a re - post but this video has a much better quality, the Pride Of Britain Awards 2019 is new ( And boy, does Carol have some huge medicine balls in that one, did they grow a few sizes ? Those are at least 38DDs or even 38EEs ! ) and her perfomance of Spandau Ballet´s Gold from Lip Sync Battle UK is another re - post but one that is highly requested by my readers since the last one was deleted man, I wish Carol would show me how well she can sync her lips in the bedroom while she massages my boner with her massive milkcans I bet she gets no complaints whatsoever
December the 24th Hans Söllner 65
December the 24th Edwige Fenech 72 queen of italian sex comedies 36C - 23 - 34
cult siren boob hall of fame
Edwige Fenech ranks among the most prolific from the classic era of italian sensual cinema. The statuesque brunette was born in the aptly named town of Bône in Algeria to a french father and a tunisian mother. She would later move to Europe, where she became a sex star in mostly italian features. She has made a career out of appearing in such wonderful films as Sexy Susan Sins Again ( 1968 ), Swinging Young Seductresses ( 1969 ), Sex Is a Pleasure ( 1969 ), Naughty Nun ( 1972 ), Ubalda, All Naked and Warm ( 1973 ), La Soldatessa alle grandi manovre ( The Soldier at the Great Maneuvers ) ( 1978 ), and the redundant The Inconsolable Widow Thanks All Those Who Consoled Her ( 1974 ) among many, many others. Most of those movies, as well as such groundbreaking skin flick classics as The Blonde and the Black Pussycat ( 1969 ), feature Edwige in at least some state of undress. Her best films ? Where to begin ? She made many classic Italian Giallo thrillers, as well as many sexy comedies. Edwige did more movies with nudity than without ! However, the majority of them were rather tame and only a few featured Edwige giving up the full monty. Have a look at Grazie Nonna ( 1975 ), a.k.a. Lover Boy, and her all - time classic Cattivi pensieri ( 1976 ), a.k.a. Who Mislaid My Wife ?, for the full Edwige form. She retired from skin flicks in the 1980s, the last of such films being A Policewoman in New York ( 1981 ), Cornetti alla crema ( Croissants with Cream ) ( 1981 ), and Asso ( Ace ) with Adriano Celentano ( 1981 ). Edwige continued to act in regular productions, though, including Eli Roth's horror sequel Hostel : Part II ( 2007 ).
la doctora arma el lio it was difficult to find a movie where you get to see something of edwige fenech that was not blocked thank jaimito there are some spanish movies
gun man with edwige fenech and lee van cleef
the master with lee van cleef and tara buckman
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