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After this avalanche of Hollywood stars, starlets, Andy Sidaris babes and playmates it´s time for a little break because we still have at least five more posts of bare naked breast and bootylicious buttocks ahead of us - if we continue at this pace of two months per post - so I thought why not break out some of that material that always accumulates over the years when I´m doing the research for a post because I think it´s so cool that I have to share it with my readers but then I never get to use it ? Right ?


So for this post I have decided to go with some of the in - house ads you used to find in comicbooks and since our last two comicbook related posts were about italian fumetto MARTIN MYSTÉRE and another entry for the X - MEN MONTH courtesy of the great Gil Kane it´s time for a DC Comics post.


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Apropos well rounded things, getting a bit too enthusiastic about Power Girl´s breasts and casting a Justice League of America movie : do you know who would be perfect to play Power Girl ? How about playmate Dana " Double Dee "Brooke ? The wrestling blow up sex doll has the right cup size to play the Sexbomb of Steel. Daimn, her body is just built for porn.


I last mentioned her in my post for Beyonce´s 35th birthday - which is kind of fitting because she is Dana Brooke´s favorite musician is - but since I didn´t have no videos with her she has been absent ever since.


Which was back in 2016 so to make up for that here are just a few of the new videos I found with her plus more facts about Dana since I didn´t write much about her. Dana´s real name is Ashley Mae Sebera although she looks more like a CHESTy than an ASShley to me if you know what I mean.


She has worked as a bikini model for brands like RockStar Bikini thanks to her incredible 40D - 27 - 36 measurements so she has no problem filling out Power Girl´s magical cleavage window plus she has the natural porn star look which makes all horny men drool which is just what the role needs.


By the way, some people ask me where I get the measurements from since they are sometimes not the same as they read somewhere else but I consult various websites and use the most common denominator. With Dana Brooke for instance most websites list her as a 37D girl but there are a few that rank her as a 40D and what can I say, I´m a hopeless optimist.


Speaking of giant - sized 40D melons Dana has the same breast size as cosplay blow up sex doll Yaya Han but Dana Brooks is 5 feet 3 inches while Yaya Han is only 5 feet 1 inch tall so Yaya Han´s porn star implants look even bigger than Dana Brooke´s huge melons in comparison to her body.


And people wonder why I am obsessed with Yaya´s overdeveloped oppai.


So far I´ve written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but theotherfour are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on variousJLA castingposts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like flexappealingKianaTom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, koreanwrestlingknockoutGailKim a.k.a. Die Geile Kim or 55KK ( !!! ) Minka .


I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made twonew posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.


Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than JenniferLopez in Hustlers .


For some reason I didn´t get to do a birthday post for Yaya Han in 2019 so to compensate for that I did three new ones this year ( since I couldn´t get all the new pictures with her I wanted to post into one post ) : the first one is a spotlight on her Eliza from Tekken Revolution cosplay,the second one has five more erection guaranteeing cosplays with the asian ejaculation sensation and post number three has my final selection of Yaya Han´s breast new cosplays mostly of Danganrompa´s Junko Enoshima.


And there is also a special Eliza / Chun Li spotlight post which was my first reader´s request Yaya Han post ever. By the way, if there is a special Yaya Han cosplay you want me to spotlight on the blog drop me a comment, maybe I have already some material that I can put into a post quickly.


Apropos, one thing I have noticed is that some websites don´t have her measurements. Which is kind of hard to believe for me since it took me less than 5 minutes to google it. Really, guys ? You couldn´t be bothered to spend a few more minutes to get the facts ? What´s even worse is that some websites have a text part with her biography and another part with her stats. And her measurements - no matter how inaccurate they might be - are included in the text but are listed in her stats as unknown. Now that is what I like to call beyond lazy. All they had to do was read the bio and transfer her measurements to the stats. Is that really too much work ?


Or are there different people who write the text segments and who fill out the stats and they can´t be bothered to look at the other´s work ?


Anyway, coming back to Dana Brooke, before she became a wrestler she was a bodybuilder and participated in the Arnold Classic three times and won the Female Image Award at Mr. Olympia in 2017 so she has the right physique to portray Power Girl with a hardbody chiseled out of stone.


She also was a gymnast for almost 18 years who qualified for the 2001 Junior Olympics so you know she has no problems doing the splits - also known as the big equalizer or the move that seals the deal - which is always a plus when it´s time to do a sexy striptease or a nude scene.


Another reason why Dana Brooke was predestined to play Power Girl in a JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA / JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA movie is that she also took up the sport of Diving where she secured a district title but gave it up because it was not challenging enough, seeing as she can hold her breath for hours. Which is no wonder with that huge pair of lungs.


This skill set comes in handy during oral sex and her ex - boyfriends like Dolph Ziggler can attest that she is a world class deepthroat champion.


And that in turn helps dicktamer Dana Brooke with the explicit sex scenes which are mandatory for someone with her erection guaranteeing body shape. Come on, she was born for porn movies and everybody knows it.


I was always bummed out that she had to play second fiddle to Charlotte Flair since she has more star qualities but I guess the WWE is milking the Flair name as long as they can. Yes, I´m going on the record that personally Charlotte never did much for me since Dana has much more sex appeal.


Now as longtime readers are aware of I had difficulties following the WWE so my knowledge of what happened during the last two decades is sketchy at best. I just wanted to mention that before we come to the matches in hopes to get a bit of leeway if I don´t get all of the facts right.


This is Dana Brooke on the blue carpet of the WWE 20th Anniversary celebration last year showing of her breast features in a black dress. Yep, if you ever wondered what keeps up a strapless dress this is the answer.



Here we have an even more impressive video of Dana Brooke showing off her huge power girls in a black dress with - are those little metal spikes ?



I also wanted to include a match with Dana Brooke and naturally I chose the one with her breast outfit. Not only for me but also for my readers.


Because after all my rambling about her physical attributes they now expect me to back up my claims so I had to pick a match where you can actually see some of Dana´s fetching features which are often almost completely covered up. It´s Dana´s first match at Smackdown - I think - and it´s against lass kicker Becky Lynch. Now I don´t think I mentioned Becky Lynch on the blog before so here are my two cents about her.


While I don´t understand why she insists on being called " The Man "when she is clearly " The Woman "is beyond me but from all the women that are currently in the WWE roster she is the only one who can keep my interest.


Especially her blood feud with the aforementioned Charlotte Flair was very entertaining. And for me it´s all Charlotte´s fault. Because a real friend would have let Becky fight her championship match and then after she won the title she would have competed against her. A real friend would not have felt the need to weasel her way into the championship match, turn it into a triple threat match and betray Becky just so she could get another notch in her belt. I can totally understand that Becky Lynch was pissed since this was a match she had literally worked towards for years.


And everybody knows she would have won. So no, I have no sympathy for Charlotte Flair and she deserves everything Becky Lynch did to her and will do to her in the future. Speaking of Becky Lynch, as a wrestler she is phenomenal but where her sex appeal is concerned I am a bit confused.


Don´t get me wrong, she looks pleasing enough and you know what they say: You can sleep with a blonde and you can sleep with a brunette but you´ll never get any sleep with a redhead - because she will milk you dry !


But while Becky Lynch has a certain appeal that ends as soon as she opens her mouth - at least when she uses it to speak. I´m sure being a redhead she can also use her mouth to give men pleasure without end but when she speaks she sounds like a drunk irish trucker looking for a bar fight.


Whew, that was a long rant but like I never tire of saying I don´t get to write about wrestling too often so whenever I have the chance I tend to overcompensate. Coming back to Dana Brooke´s match against Becky I guess nobody expected Dana to win and I have included two videos : the first one doesn´t have the entire match but the quality is much better.




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