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Start the weekend with Bill Ward´s girls !

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Sometimes doing the work AFTER finishing the posts takes much longer than writing the actual posts and it´s the part of the work readers seldom get to see. What they still benefit from are these posts that get done in the aftermath - in this case the anniversary of pin up artist Bill Ward.


Which was at the beginning of this month. But since I didn´t have a lot of good material - and I didn´t want to do a post about his series TORCHY since I already did that last year - I skipped it. Well, after putting all the stuff that I accumulated while writing the last seven posts where it belongs I realized that I now have more than enough for a proper post.


What´s more, I have even that many good original art pieces that I have already selected all the material for my next Bill Ward post. By the way, this will be somewhat shorter than my usual BLACK AND WHITE posts since this art was used as black and white illustration without coloring them.


For this post I have chosen my personal favorite pin ups so it is completely subjective. Also I have put together drawings that showcase one of the things Bill Ward was good at ( besides depicting the female form ) : female evening wear. Because not only did he draw some of the most tight fitting dresses, he also draped every fold and wrinkle to accentuate the exciting measurements of the glamour girls wearing them. He made them shine.


And not only the dresses, the gloves and especially the fishnets ( daimn, those legs ) are also very shiny. That´s one thing I am still wrestling with. 


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March 10th Sandra Stumptner a.k.a. Antonia aus Tirol a.k.a. the men milking machine from the alps. 40

While I´m not that big a fan of Volksmusik one of the perks of that music style is that the dirndl the women wear always gives them an impressive cleavage - even moreso in the case of DD bombshell Antonia who could have easily starred in a Russ Meyer movie with her terrific twin torpedoes.



March 10th Cynthia Brimhall 56 I cast her as Maxima in the CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE - ANDY SIDARIS SPECIAL EDITION and


Andy Sidaris was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults and his cast is a WHOS´S WHO ofplaymates : 40DD Playmate Of TheMonthNovember1984RobertaVasquez , hot 34D Page3girlturnedsextherapistAvaCadell , 41DPenthousePetOfTheYear1993JulieStrain , SamanthaPhillips, 34DPlaymateOf The Month May 1994ShaeMarks , 36DPenthousePetOfTheMonth February 1993JulieK. Smith , 34CPlaymateOfTheMonthSeptember 1993 CarrieWestcott or DonaSpeir to name just a few.


And I just wrote a spin - off post with all the usual links to JanetJonesGretzky and real live PowerGirlLeslieEasterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt. And while the obligatory AndySidarisactresses / playmates / sexbombs like RobertaVasquez , AvaCadell , brunetteCynthiaBrimhall, DonaSpeir , JulieStrain , ShaeMarks , JulieK. Smith and SamanthaPhillips are mentioned the main part is about blondebrabusterMoniqueSluyterandtheobligatoryplethoraofTuttiFruttigirls .


Now usually I just include a short part with them in the posts but this time I did a somewhat longer version so I could include all the new download links I found while writing this post. I just recently included a whole slew of new ones but those are just for compilation and mixes while these new ones are not only for entireepisodes - which are always ultra rare - but for german episodes whichareevenrarer . Some of them even includemyfavoriteTuttiFruttigirl ( whom you can see just below ).


March 10th Chuck Norris 80 guess I will have to watch hawaii five o now because he is rumored to make a guest appearance



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March 11th David Anders 39 Julian Sark on Alias has been on Charmed Lie To Me Heroes 24 Warehouse 13 Arrow and Blaine DeBeers on iZombie for some reason I have lost track of that series but maybe I can catch up now first I will have to check if I have any of the seasons on dvd because I know I bought some but I may have given them all away as presents

March 11th John Barrowman 53

Alex Kingston 57

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and you can find more celebrity birthdays from the 11th of March in this EC Comics post from 2018 and

March 13th Ela Weber 54

Ela Weber who turns 54. Longtime readers may remember her since one of the very first animated GIFs I posted on this blog was of her erection inducing cleavage.


Born in Dettelbach, Bavaria, Germany as Manuela Hannelore Weber like so many others before her Ela had to go abroad to be successful. It´s not like she didn´t try to make it here. Ela appeared in Flieg mit Air - tl ( yep, that´s the kind of witty puns you get from german tv shows ) with Frank Elstner and applied as a host for Peep ! replacing Dieter Bohlen´s ex sex toy the exotic half sudanese Nadja Abd El Farrag. Who pretty much run the show into the ground after Dieter Bohlen´s former blow up sex doll the 34C mega MILF VeronaFeldbusch made the show a huge success.


Ela would have led the show to new heights but she quit when the bosses of RTL 2 wanted to have sole control of the videos shown in the show. She also wasn´t happy with the way german shows present women in general :

" They make women come across the television screens as plain Janes. If you see the ladies on the street after the show they are better dressed and have better make up. They are almost glowing. It´s unbelievable ! "

In the late 1980s she moved to Italy where they were more appreciative of her qualities and Ela used her breast assets to the best of her abilities :

" I go completely overboard depicting the femininity of the infamous german Busenwunder. I play the caricature of the blonde sexbomb. "



Ela became famous for her various tv appearances where she displayed her titanic teutonic 36D twin torpedoes be it as a guest on such shows like Quelli Che Il Calcio with italian real life Power Girl Federica Ridolfi and theoftenre - posteditalian mega soccerMILFSimona Ventura or as a member of the cast of such variety shows like Scherzi Aparte and Stranamore.



The former gas station owner turned model / showgirl got her big break as the assistant of Paolo Bonolis and became known to a bigger audience when she started co - hosting the Canale 5 quiz show Tira E Molla.



With such hugely developed star qual - titties it would have been crazy not to use it for the big screen and Ela has appeared in such movies as Uomini Senza Donna, A Spasso Nel Tempo, Mucho Macho and Se Lo Fai Sono Guaiwhere she played the Doctor I wish I had during my rehab.



As a model she used her fascinating features as a spokesmodel for Playtex and her mouthwatering 36D - 24 - 36 measurements that are guaranteed to skyrocket the sales numbers of any men´s magazines can be enjoyed in a nude calendar shoot for Auto Oggi and the german edition of the PLAYBOY.


And she is very popular with the italian viewers - especially the male ones - because of her giant melons which she presents in plunging cleavages and skimpy outfits which have led to various hot wardrobe malfunctions .



With her huge set of lungs it was only a matter of time before Ela turned her attention to singing especially since her body was made for videos.



We are staying with music and another model turned actress, Leslie Parrish who celebrated her 84th birthday. Although I am not 100 % sure about that since her american wikipedia entry states her birthday is on the 18th of March. Leslie started as a talented and promising piano and composition student at the Philadelphia Conservatory of Music and became a model because it earned more than as a waitress or piano teacher. She was Miss Color TV where she was the human test pattern to check the accuracy of skin tones during broadcasts but it soon became apparent that she was destined for greater things. Her first big role was in the 1959 Lil Abner musical which is the only reason why I knew her name in the first place.


Usually I list some of the birthday candidates credits but then I read that she appeared in more than 100 tv shows including Batman and Star Trek so maybe we can skip this part just for once. Coming back to the first time I saw anything with Leslie Parrish it all goes back to a video with her from the Lil AbnermusicalI found on YouTube. This was back when the movie people still gave a damn about being true to the original source material.



Since I have already written about Lil Abner in last year´s belated Tom Peyer birthday post including videos for the first Lil Abner movie from 1940 with Buster Keaton, an unsold tv pilot plus the Lil Abner cartoon we come to our next candidate. One of the indispensable contributors to MAD is Al Jaffe who turned 99 and who not only did a ton of the usual parodies but also his famous Clever Answers To Stupid Questions and he earned himself a place in the comic history books as the inventor of the MAD fold in pages ( you can find 13 of these over at 13th DIMENSION  ). 


some say that the most sincere form of flattery is imitation and there were many magazines who tried to cash in on the success of mad or like the german müd ( which means tired ) a parody of a parody



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