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The Heck with it - Wonder Woman Sunday !

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Once again I am running late but better late than never. And I´m not only saying that because Don Heck´s anniversary was on Thursday but also because I wanted to start with this post at twelve. Anyway, Today I wanted to pay homage to Don Heck´s long stint on WONDER WOMAN. 


It seems that my Don Heck posts are always unscheduled. This time I had just looked up some of his art on the internet so I can put something adequate in my last post but after putting all the unused material in the folder I decided to write a post before I run out of all the good stuff.


Anyway, as longtime readers of this blog know one of my pet peeves is to spotlight artists who are underappreciated, undervalued or underrated, in short any creators where I think they undeservedly got the short end of the stick. I also mentioned that in my opinion Don Heck is such an artist because for most people he is just the guy who drew IRON MAN until Gene Colan took on the title or AVENGERS until John Buscema took over. Most people forget that he did not only solid artwork but he also drew some of the sexiest babes in comics ( which was one of the reasons why he got such high profile titles ) and he also did a lot of work for DC on titles like TEEN TITANS, AQUAMAN, BATMAN or THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA.


Now my last Don Heck post was all about Iron Man but since I used up a lot of the original art I had assembled I would have had to resort to all the german pages I got left. Which are not that good where the quality is concerned ( sorry, good scans of german comics from my youth are hard to come by ) and it would have been too similar to my first Don Heck post.


So instead I was thinking about doing an AVENGERS / WONDER WOMAN double feature but then I found enough original art for a WONDER WOMAN solo post. We have had a lot of Marvel stuff in our last posts and because I like to switch things up here we are with a post about Diana. At first this was going to be a BLACK AND WHITE only post but I couldn´t resist the chance to post some Don Heck WONDER WOMAN pages with the Titans.

As the more frequent blog visitors may have noticed I like to group the material in my posts so aside from a few scattered pages of original art we have two big chunks : one is the aforementioned Wonder Woman / Teen Titans team up from WONDER WOMAN 287 and the other one is from WONDER WOMAN 206. Which is a classic issue because it contains - well, not the first appearance of Nubia because that was in issue 204 ( which is the only WONDER WOMAN cover by Don Heck, only for those wondering why the cover at the top is not from any of the issues by Don Heck in this post ). No, issue 206 had the reveal that Nubia is actually Wonder Woman´s sister. The other reason why this issue is so well known is the beautiful cover by Nick Cardy which pops up in most discussions about Nubia.


Yep, DC Comics already had a black Wonder Woman back in 1973. Take that SJWs ! And before you all come s - word storming at me for using the term " black Wonder Woman "instead of " afro - american Wonder Woman "the reason why I can´t use the latter term is that Nubia is neither " afro "nor " american "since she doesn´t hail neither from Africa nor from America.
 
With her origin you could argue that she is from Themyscaria but since the women there seem to stem from a variety of racial backgrounds that does not really help to narrow it down. Also since she was formed out of clay like Wonder Woman she technically was not born like humans so the whole gender / skin color / race profiling / stereotyping thing doesn´t apply.

Man, reading comicbooks really were simpler back then. Despite the groundbreaking idea of a black Wonder Woman Nubia didn´t get a lot of play : she is introduced in issue 204, missing for most of issue 205 and after the obligatory fight against Wonder Woman and team up against Ares in issue 206 that´s all she wrote. Now unlike the AVENGERS stuff by Don Heck his WONDER WOMAN issues have not been reprinted yet so finding good scans was difficult. As always I did my best so I hope my readers will give me some leeway. And since I had to change my original plans there is still enough material for another AVENGERS / WONDER WOMAN or even AQUAMAN / WONDER WOMAN post left. Meanwhile on Paradise Island ...


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in Earthquake where future Dallas double D dekolletage doll Victoria Principal wears the mother of all afros as well as a very thin t - shirt, the latter drawing the viewer´s attention away from the former.


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WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS or ANDERE LANDERS, ANDERE TITTEN

Audrey is best known as Afton Cooper on Dallas which featured just a plethora of babes like StacySanchez, Michelle Johnson, Priscilla Presley, Coleen Camp, Charlene Tilton, DeborahShelton, MorganFairchild, Barbara Carrera, TracyScoggins, Claudia Christian, Lesley Anne - Down, VictoriaPrincipal or Janine Turner . Still Audrey who together with her sister JudyLanders was one of the hottest commodities of that time stood one cut above the rest and they surely knew how to squeeze their big talents the right way. They could have made a real fortune working the stripper pole.


Before the Hilton sisters, Mother Nature blessed us with the stunning Landers sisters, and if you were a teen in the 1980s, the only crack you were on was the roughly twelve inches of cleavage shared between Judy Landers and her sister Audrey. They helped keep the boob in " boob tube " for over a decade, with appearances on nearly every hit tv show requiring a dyed - in - the - scalp blonde with the breast - busting bikini to match.

WHEN IN ROME DO AS ROMANS II : AUDREY LANDERS, JUDY`S TITTEN

The 80s gave us a lot of the Landers sisters, mostly on the small screen, where they were often fashioned in as little clothing as possible and even less dialogue. It's hard to imagine though, or it's hard when you imagine, just how famous older sister Audrey Landers became playing the perennial bubbly blonde for our perpetually perky peckers. The sexbombs dazzled us with their own brand of twin magic long before the Bellas arrived on the scene and I must confess I prefer their version of it since here we got two sexbombs for the price of one while Bree is just a poor version of Nikki since she got her boobs inflated to pornstarsize. But back to the Landers.


Both of these blow up sex dolls would have been perfect in a Little Annie Fanny movie since with their perfectly shaped breasts, butts that won´t quit, legs almost up to their chins plus their lean and fit tireless bodies they were born for porn and back in the 80s they were the hottest blonde double d combo everybody fantasized about as two thirds of a sandwich.


AUDREY AND JUDY : BORN FOR PORN ? A PLAYBOY SHOOTING BACKFIRES

In real life neither of them were but they clearly were unaware of the general public´s perception of them as the ultimate sex symbols. Proof of that is the fact that they did a very tasteful but non - nude ( and non - paying, so thanks for that ) PLAYBOY pictorial for publicity reasons only.


They thought it would help the direction of their career and that the roles they would be offered would change from cheerleaders to more mature roles. Of course the incredibly sexy pictures had just the opposite effect since a lot of people had not actually seen the pictorial and just assumed they had done nudity and so all of the roles they were offered had nudity.


Like I said, for two such incredible sexbombs it´s astounding that they managed to life a life without sex scandals and they are both married and have two kids, Audrey has twin sons and Judy has two daughters. There have been a few attempts to do a reality show with the sisters but their everyday life turned out to be too boring for the networks and since they refused to spice it up to get more viewers nothing ever came out of it.



There was more about the Landers sisters in a recent post but because that part got longer and longer I gave them their own cult siren entry .

dearly departed Glen A. Larson 2014 writer, director, producer of all the cool tv shows of my youth The Highwayman, McCloud, Battlestar Galactica, Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, Magnum P. I. , Simon & Simon, Knight Rider but most importantly The Fall Guy with 80s bikini Sexbomben Heather Thomas and Markie Post

Of course I have to mention one of my all time tv crushes Markie Post . Longtime readers know that while Markie Post was practically in everything that was on tv in the 70s and 80s she became one of my ultimate sex phantasies on the show The Fall Guy which every male that was alive in the 80s remembers - and we will get to the reason why.


THERE`S SOMETHING ABOUT HEATHER THOMAS - AND HER BLUE BIKINI

But The Fall Guy didn´t just have 80s Power Girl Markie Post they also put blonde bombshell Heather Thomas in the show right from the beginning.


She played stunt body double ( and what a body it was ) Jody and her job was to keep the male viewers hooked by providing eye candy. She was in all episodes except for an episode in the first season. Yes, fan service is not as new as some people might want you to think and Heather Thomas mainly got the part because of her absolutely amazing bikini figure. OMG !


Like most growing teenagers I watched that show religiously but the biggest part of its appeal for me were sexbombs like Heather Thomas and Markie Post who didn´t appear as often in a bikini as I would have liked.


Well, Heather Thomas did since that was her main purpose on the show butMarkie Post´s appearances in bikinis on The Fall Guy were very few.


I AM SUFFERING FROM ( MARKIE ) POST TRAUMATIC SEX SYNDROME !

Markie Post played bail bonds contractor Terri Michaels ( who replaced previous bail bonds contractor Samantha Jack played by Jo Ann Pflug ) beginning with Season 2 and at the beginning she played a minor role.


But Markie Post knew that she was destined to super stardom, so when the opportunity arose that one of the producers of the show who was a bit smitten with Markie appeared on the set she managed to set up a few meetings - just to discuss her role of course. Even though he claimed to be happily married the business meetings turned into private meetings which were then relocated to a secret no - tell motel where Markie used her relentless body and her natural ability to spread her legs better than a fillipino hooker to give the lucky guy who was hung like a horse a Kama Sutra crash course with more than the twenty two positions in a one night stand including some sexual practices that are illegal in fourteen states.


After Markie had successfully dicktamed the guy six ways to Sunday during these weekend long squirt marathons he was only too eager to convince the rest of the guys in charge what a complete waste it would be to have somebody like Markie on the cast without letting her " show off what her Mama gave her " like they say Today and the rest is 80s tv history. So Markie got more involved in the stories where she stole the scene from Heather Thomas as soon as she donned a bikini ( mainly in season three ).


Coming back to Heather Thomas, thanks to her absolutely stunning 37 ( ! ) - 23 - 32 measurements and the exposure in The Fall Guy she became a famous pin up model with posters on every hormone driven boy's bedroom wall who even managed to replace Raquel Welch on the number one spot !


80s Power Girl Markie Post is probably the best known cult siren on the blog because not only have I done many re - posts of her original post .


I also keep mentioning her in other posts and her original post is in the Top Ten Posts widget that appears on every post. Since I have done so many different versions it is not so tragic that I did not do a re - post last year even though I did the last version of her cult siren entry in 2016 .


Now while I have run out of episodes of The Fall Guy there is something else connected with Markie Post I want to include. You see Markie is not actually in it but it stars Richard Moll who - before a gazillion voice acting gigs on apparently every cartoon show there is ( I´m not kidding, if you have a few hours time just go over his imdb page ) - was one of the cast members of Night Court alongside Harry Anderson, John Laroquette and Markie Post. Markie played public defender Christine Sullivan who was always covered up except for a few occassions like the famous episode 17 from season 4 called Christine´s Friend where Markie wore a dress with a plunging cleavage more than worthy of Power Girl´s magical boob window.



Anyway, Richard Moll played Nostradamus " Bull "Shannon on Night Court and he is the antagonist in House which is a cult classic horror film. I know that Halloween is over but if you haven´t seen it or never heard of the movie you must check it out, it´s one of the best horror flicks I´ve seen.



January 4th Jeannie Mai 41 whom I mentioned so often in connection with cosplay sex goddess Yaya Han that I had to start alternating so that if I wrote a bit more about Yaya Han in one post I would write a bit more about Jeannie Mai in the next one to prevent my readers suffering from Yaya Han - over - saturation although in my opinion you can never have too much Yaya Han


So far I had written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but theotherfour are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on variousJLA castingposts and any other posts involving asian sexbombslikeKianaTom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, GailKim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made twonew posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.


Which is unbelievable because not only does Yaya have a set of legs that can give you an instant erection she has also demonstrated in her Chun Li pics that she can spread her legs better than JenniferLopezinHustlers .


Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.


Although it would probably be something a bit more erotic like Super Spermico. Speaking of sperm, as my personal nurse and blow up sex doll Yaya would have to give me at least three daily spongebaths although instead of a sponge Yaya can use her big 40D oppai to massage my boner until I am ready for her patented extreme asian ejaculation escalation.


You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .


I DREAM OF JEANNIE MAI ( AND WAKE UP WITH A HUGE ERECTION ) !

One reason why Miko kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit sex scenes I had in mind.


Which is not ideal since YayaHan has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host JeannieMai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.


This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya I think she could be a body double for her.


At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.


Now I have gotten some comments that I should ease down with over - sexualizing Jeannie Mai but that´s not easy when you keep in mind my obsession about asian women and the fact that Jeannie has never made a secret about what a sexfreaksheis and how muchsheenjoyshaving sex.


I mean, literally the very first thing I found with her was the video with her boob exercises in which she admitted to doing them not only to make her breasts look better because she enjoys men drooling all over them but with the specific intent of getting guys harder than unto a thing of iron !


Thetopicofsexhascomeupquitefrequentlyon THE REAL TALK ( I´m just glad that I have not found a source for it because I would watch it 24 / 7 just to get some glimpses of Jeannie ) so we know that Jeannie just loves to dress up be it for Halloween or in the privacy of her bedroom.


On top of that she has the perfect bubblebutt - like most asian girls - so it´s no wonder her ex hubby always tried to persuade her to wear a thong ( remember the thong incident ? ), she admitted to frequently using all kind of toys to spice up her sex life and she has gone on record that her favorite location to let her inner nymphomanic really loose is a hotel room because : " There are certain things I just can´t do at home. I eat at that table. " So you tell me, am I really exaggerating here or am I falling short ?



I saved this one especially for Jeannie Mai´s birthday



I swear, when I posted the cover of KING with Jill Marie Jones I had no idea that she celebrated her 45th birthday Yesterday. As usual I came across some animated GIFs of her while looking for something else.


Of course I immediately tried to find out more about this afro - american aphrodite because I have rarely seen a nubian sex queen who was so predestined for oral sex like Jill. Her full, soft lips are just made to be tightly wrapped around a huge, rockhard erection and her slightly hollow jaw and pronounced cheekbones are the sign of decades of intense deepthroating. This woman could give professional hookers blowjob lessons plus with her big 34D coconuts she will get you good and ready.


Like I said, I tried to find out more about Jill which also includes looking for more pictures and animated GIFs but so far I have not found that many.

So if you know where I can find more pictures with jiggly Jill or even some high quality animated GIFs please write me an e - mail or let me know in the comments below. I did however find some information about Jill and it seems I was right with my assessment of her oral sex skills because she is a former cheerleader. And the main function of cheerleaders is to endure the sexual assault of the perverted jocks in the after game victory orgies.


I guess Jill got her deepthroat training during her two years as a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader and one additional year as a Dallas Mavericks dancer.


Now I know that I have seen Jill before and wouldn´t you know it she was on Sleepy Hollow. Someday I have to continue watching the series but at the moment I am still too upset how one of the main characters left. And that´s all I am going to say about it since I don´t want to spoil anything.


Coming back to Jill while I didn´t count on her being a professional dancer I am not surprised that she modeled before concentrating on acting and producing, putting her ( all natural ) 34D - 25 - 36 measurements to good use. I´m not listing all of her credits but she is best known for the role of realtor Toni Childs in the UPN / CW sitcom Girlfriends.Hopefully I can watch more of her work until her next anniversary so I can write more.



January the 5th Russ Manning

and you can find more celebrity birthdays from the 5th of January in this post which was supposed to be a THORSDAY WITH ERIK LARSEN post but then turned into a recap of the year 2016 and a lot of stuff about Marvel Comics Epic Collections which back then were a pretty new thing 

and there is an eclectic selection of birthdays from January the 2nd up until January the 14th in my post on issue 10 of Mark Waid and George Perez´ brilliant run on THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD and

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