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Yup, we have two comic creators in a row whose work has been adapted into very successful tv series but that was not the main criteria for me.


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November the 10th Darick Robertson

We continue with the celebrity birthdays for November the 10th and I had to consult the trusty Bildschriftenverlag homepage to find out that Darick Robertson turned 51. For some reason you can´t find this information with google or wikipedia. Longtime readers know that Darick is a callback to my earliest posts on this blog. It´s true, I didn´t write a spotlight on Darick Robertson before 2011 but my second post - from 2006 - was a raving review of the sadly shortlived Nightcrawler mini series by Roberto Aguirre Sacasa. Sometimes it is surprising which artists get individual posts here but as long time readers are accustomed it are more often than not the underappreciated artists instead hyped hot artists who get served first.

Nevertheless it took me until 2016 to write another post about Darick Robertson which was a chance for me to post more Power Girl as he had worked on Justice League Europe during BREAKDOWNS which introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And I just want to say that I still have not given up on a YayaHan Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she certainly has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.


So far I had written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but theotherfour are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on variousJLA castingposts and any other posts involving asian sexbombslikeKianaTom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, GailKim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made twonew posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.


Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.


Although it would probably be something a bit more erotic like Super Spermico. Speaking of sperm, as my personal nurse and blow up sex doll Yaya would have to give me at least three daily spongebaths although instead of a sponge Yaya can use her big 40D oppai to massage my boner until I am ready for her patented extreme asian ejaculation escalation.


You can read more about why Yaya should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comic VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this post .

  
I DREAM OF JEANNIE MAI ( AND WAKE UP WITH A HUGE ERECTION ) !

One reason why Miko kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit sex scenes I had in mind.


Which is not ideal since YayaHan has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host JeannieMai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.


This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya I think she could be a body double for her.


At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.


Now I have gotten some comments that I should ease down with over - sexualizing Jeannie Mai but that´s not easy when you keep in mind my obsession about asian women and the fact that Jeannie has never made a secret about what a sexfreaksheis and how muchsheenjoyshaving sex.


I mean, literally the very first thing I found with her was the video with her boob exercises in which she admitted to doing them not only to make her breasts look better because she enjoys men drooling all over them but with the specific intent of getting guys harder than unto a thing of iron !


Thetopicofsexhascomeupquitefrequentlyon THE REAL TALK ( I´m just glad that I have not found a source for it because I would watch it 24 / 7 just to get some glimpses of Jeannie ) so we know that Jeannie just loves to dress up be it for Halloween or in the privacy of her bedroom.


On top of that she has the perfect bubblebutt - like most asian girls - so it´s no wonder her ex hubby always tried to persuade her to wear a thong ( remember the thong incident ? ), she admitted to frequently using all kind of toys to spice up her sex life and she has gone on record that her favorite location to let her inner nymphomanic really loose is a hotel room because : " There are certain things I just can´t do at home. I eat at that table. " So you tell me, am I really exaggerating here or am I falling short ?



Coming back to Darick Robertson, I haven´t read much of his comics lately which is mainly due to the fact that he stayed so long on The Boys, a series I stayed away from not only because I did already get it the first time around : Garth Ennis hates super hero comics with a passion. Why he keeps coming back to that genre instead of writing something else he enjoys more I don´t know. What I DO know is that I´m not paying any more money to hear the same thing over and over. The other reason is that the whole series has a premise that doesn´t work. The team called The Boys is there to reign in, prosecute or punish those people with special powers who abuse that power and are a menace to society. To do that this team was put together of people who have some special abilities and are even more ruthless than the super powered individuals they hunt.

They also all hate super heroes and use their job to vent those aggressive impulses on those felons by doing unimaginable horrific things to them. Instead of serving justice. Which makes them what they are supposed to destroy : people with special powers who abuse said power even if it is sanctioned by the government. So how are they supposed to be heroic or better than them ? And if you argue that the whole point is that they are not better than those people they punish I have to question the whole point of the series. Because then it´s only two gangs of thugs fighting and that is not something I have much interest in. Lately Darick Robertson has not done a lot of work for Marvel or DC but with the way things are right now with the big two I doubt that I would pay money to read it if he did.

November the 11th Dave Cockrum


November the 11th Demi Moore 57 Demi Moorewhoisthenumberonein myTop Movie Stripteases thanks to herspectacularperformance in Striptease and

 
Speaking of spectacular GIFs, the reason why I am mentioning Demi Moore - besides the opportunity to feature her - is I wrote a new version of her cult siren entry ( part 1 / part 2 ) with more GIFs of Demi girating her booty than you can shake .... okay, I´m not going to finish the sentence.


November the 11th Anne - Marie Martin 62

the name Edmonta Benton may not sound familiar but you know canadian sexbomb Anne - Marie Martin from playing Sgt. Dori Doreau, the hardbody of the law with legs up to her chin on Sledge Hammer.


We all dreamed of her assuming the position so we could give her a full cavity search. The blonde with the incredible curves who was a horse riding world championship contender for America ( so she is an expert at breaking in wild broncos, taming breeder stallions with the long stroke, natural insemination and dressage riding )  celebrated her 62nd birthday.


Anne - Marie also appeared in episodes of the Wonder Woman tv series, Buck Rogers in the 25th Century and T. J. Hooker and in Prom Night and Halloween II. And if you think Runaway was the worst movie she did think again because she also was in the Doctor Strange tv movie. She deserves her own cult siren post but so far I don´t have enough material for that.


Since I have already posted the episode Model Dearest in which Dori Doreau goes undercover as a bikini model ( which thoroughbred stud mare Anne - Marie Martin pulls off easily thanks to her bonerinducing bikinibod ) here is the next part of the introduction to one of the best series on tv.



and you can find more celebrity birthdays from November the 11th in part one of last year´s Demi Moore appreciation post and in my Demi Moore striptease tribute from 2016 and

November the 12th Cote De Pablo 40

Cote de Pablo turned 40 who is best known for playing Ziva David, the ex - Mossad agent with the x - rated body on NCIS. So far she hasn´t appeared on any new show but we still remember her fondly from her glory days.


November the 12th Tamala Jones 45

Speaking of favorite tv shows, Tamala Jones celebrated her 45th birthday who is best known for playing Lanie Parish on Castle. And speaking about the glory days : originally I was going to post an animated GIF from that show but when I read that she had been in the Wu Tang Clan´s Gravel Pit video I just had to discard all my plans. Daim, Tamala is one hot tamale !


God, not only does Tamala look terrific she also has a great personality. If she doesn´t get a new show there are no straight guys left in Hollywood.


And apropos, Valerie Leon turned 76 who was equally at home in the british Carry On movies and in many Hammer movie production where her buxom beauty gave those creepy scenes a dose of added sexual excitement.


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and you can find more celebrity birthdays from November the 12th in my Joe Sinnott post from 2016 and

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