missed birthdays since my last post
July the 30th there are just too many birthdays to cover them all so the ones I am goinjg to skip are
Hilary Swank 45 and I wrote a bit about her appearance in THE NEXT KARATE KID
and BeckyMullen 56 who is a constant guest on this blog and some people may already be sick of her but you can read more about her in this recent spin - off post
The second part is the reason why I had to cut it since it has a very long part about blondebrabusterMoniqueSluyterandtheusualplethoraofTuttiFruttigirls . Now usually I just include a short part with them in the posts but this time I did a somewhat longer version so I could include all the new download links I found while writing this post. I just recently included a whole slew of new ones but those are just for compilation and mixes while these new ones are not only for entireepisodes - which are always ultra rare - but for germanepisodeswhichareevenrarer . Some of them even includemyfavoriteTuttiFruttigirl ( you can see her below ).
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July the 30th I have included two anniversaries, I covered the first one in previous posts but always too short. I am talking about Monique Gabrielle, one of the biggest erotic movie stars of the 80s and 90s who turned 56.
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Beautiful, buxom and shapely Monique Gabrielle added an ample, alluring and invigorating dose of smoldering sex appeal to a bunch of enjoyably down' n 'dirty horror and exploitation pictures made throughout the 80s and 90s. The 5' 6" natural brunette who was born in Kansas City, Missouri and raised in Denver, Colorado started modeling while still in high school, entering her first beauty pageant at seventeen ( she won the title of Miss American Legion and went on to participate in other pageants, modeling competitions and nightclub contests ), and moved to California in 1980 right after she graduated from high school. Monique then had small but still mam - orable roles in AIRPLANE II : THE SEQUEL, NIGHT SHIFT, YOUNG DOCTORS IN LOVE, FLASHDANCE, HARD TO HOLD, FEAR OF A BLACK HAT.
From there, Monique became one of the most in - demand and most gloriously often displayed naked babes in the movies and she achieved her greatest enduring popularity as the enticing young woman who tries to seduce Tom Hanks in the uproariously raucous' n' raunchy BACHELOR PARTY.
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Speaking about BACHELOR PARTY, oneofmypetpeveesonthisblog is celebratingallthebraveactresseswhoturninsufferabledreckintobearableentertainmentbytakingtheirclothesofforatleastshowwhattheirMamagavethemandwhodon´tgetenoughrecognitionforthat .
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Back then they put the emphasis in screwball comedy on the screw part so there were a lot of hot massitas like uncredited blonde bombshell Angela Ames who could have easily starred in a POWER GIRL movie.
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So it´s no wonder that among her sadly too few credits ( she passed away with only 32 ) is the 1984 Jim Wynorsky skin flick The LostEmpire besides former blow up sex doll template Raven De La Croix who played the role of überbusty amazonian princess. I wrote a bit more about Raven De La Croix in my first Justice League Casting Alternates post and you can find more about the Russ Meyer movie UP ! in this recent post including some spiffy new animated GIFs of born for porn actress Janet Wood who tried to bang her homosexual co - star Robert McLane straight again in the worst way.
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As a last word on Russ Meyer I want to mention my entries into the Boob Hall of Fame for Haji and Tura Satana which I re - posted in 2016 which is mostly about Faster Pussycat ! Kill ! Kill ! ( The Devil Women of Tittfield in german ) although it touches on her other movies and has her full bio. By the way, I didn´t just mention Raven De La Croix to include the Russ Meyer links but also because she celebrated her 72nd birthday on August the 24th.
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Angela Ames also appeared on two episodes of THE FALL GUY and you can find the usual plethora of pictures, GIFs and clips of 80s sexbombs Markie Post and HeatherThomas as well as a new ( ly posted ) episode of THE FALL GUY in my recent ROBERT DAVY MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE post .
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80s Power Girl Markie Post is probably the best known cult siren on the blog because not only have I done many re - posts of her original post .
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I also keep mentioning her in other posts and her original post is in the Top Ten Posts widget that appears on every post. Since I have done so many different versions it is not so tragic that I did not do a re - post last year even though I did the last version of her cult siren entry in 2016 .
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Now Toni Alessandrini is better known as she was in quite a few bikini competitions around the time the BIKINI OPEN were so popular and in some erotic tv series. Besides having 16 movie credits the stripper who says of herself : " My whole body is an erogenous zone. " won Miss World Burlesque 1980, Miss Exotic World 1991 and danced in a Playboy revue.
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Continuing with Monique Gabrielle, her most memorable roles include a pathetic junkie snitch in the terrifically trashy babes - behind - bars classic CHAINED HEAT, a sweet princess and her evil twin in DEATHSTALKER II, a nude model in the funny sketch comedy AMAZON WOMENON THE MOON, alongside - and on top of - dark haired sexbomb Rachel Vickers in ANGELEYES, a gutsy lady cop in SILK 2, nerdy, repressed Megan in the delightfully dippy EVIL TOONS and there is even a comic book related role since she played feisty security chief Miss Poinsettia in the amusingly campy THE RETURN OF SWAMP THING with sexy Heather Locklear in the lead role.
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Here in Europe she is of course best known for the steamyEMANUELLE 5 in which Monique Gabrielle played the woman she was born to bring to the big screen : the titular brazen and uninhibited sexual adventuress, the french soft sex kitten with the inexhaustible body of a Playmate of the Year ( or rather a Penthouse Pet Of The Month for December 1982 in Monique´s case ), the sex drive of a nymphomaniac and the morals of a hooker who always seems to have trouble keeping her clothes on and her long legs together. It is the pinnacle of her thespian career as well as the zenith of all the Emanuelle movies and the rest is as they say history.
After Monique Gabrielle the role went to german Sexbombe Natalie Uher who became famous as the youngest german playmate with sixteen and the youngest actress to play Emanuelle with twenty in EMANUELLE 6.
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She tried her breast to fill out the role and had considerable sex appeal for a skinny chick not to mention that she is rather adept at removing her clothes whenever the script calls for it baring every square - inch of her spectacular boy ( here her model skills come in quite handy ) but she is no Monique Gabrielle who has a body to die for. Sadly this was her third and last movie since she could have made a fortune if she had continued but she left the showbiz and is now happily married with two children.
Before that I had only seen two movies with original sexbomb Sylvia Kristel who - at least according to her biography - worked as a secretary and quit to become a model because she was constantly used as a blow up sex doll by the entire male staff ( no pun intended ) due to her porn star body.
Besides that american audiences are probably most familiar with Krista Allen who played Emanuelle ineightmadefor tvmovies . Because she did it when her incredible body was in prime condition she was able to believable portray the french sex machine with the high moan factor who merciless milks men dry until they can´t remember on which side the doorknob is. The show had some strange 3D effects - because that was the new thing at that time - and the stories were not that great but it was all worth it to seeMissAllengetherfreakon. Whoa, did sheever.
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Here it was shown on PRO7 but so far I haven´t seen the DVDs anywhere.
The bodacious Krista Allen played Clark Kent´s hotnewteacher on SMALLVILLE, Jim Carey´s new neighbor with the big boobs in LIAR LIAR and the sexyoracle on CHARMED ( she was also in a series called Black Widow which had nothing to do with the Marvel character ) but she is probably best known for herroleofJennaAvidon BAYWATCH HAWAII.
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And for more on such baywatchablebabes like ErikaEleniak ( who is of course most famous for herincrediblysteamystriptease in UNDERSIEGE ), PamelaAnderson , nubiansex dollTraciBanghim or natural born gogodancerCarmenElektra check out my latestBAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.
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To wrap up Monique Gabrielle, she did guest spots on DREAM ON, HUNTER and HARDBALL and was the onetime girlfriend of low - budget straight - to - video picture director Jim Wynorski. She popped up in a handful of his movies in both minor and more substantial parts alike. Monique cheerfully poked fun at her own b - flick queen persona in SCREAM QUEEN HOT TUB PARTY where she co - starred with happy handfuls of other nude fright - flick starlets like Michelle Bauer. Monique Gabrielle married adult film director Tony Angove in 2003. She now lives in South Florida and runs a porno movie production company called Monique's Purrfect Productions.
and you can find the celebrity birthdays from July the 31st and August the 1st in this post and
August 2nd Dave Hunt who gave a lot of DC books a kind of house style look among which also was THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES and if you know me I never let the opportunity pass to put more Legion content on the blog which in this case included a lot of original Legion art pages which you can check out in last year´s post and also includes Kate Bush whose birhtday was on the 30th of July and Betty Weider a.k.a. Betty Brosmer who celebrated her 84th birthday on August the 2nd and while there is nothing new I have to add I wanted to mention her because it has been five years since I re - postedher original cult siren entry which I wrote in 2011 which is still the second most popular post on TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN. Betty was one of the most famous pin up models who was once described as a mixture between Jessica Rabbit and Traci Lords and she had what was later coined the hourglass figure ( in her heyday in the 1950s her measurements were somewhere around 38 - 18 - 36 ! ).
and her re - post includes more celebrity birthdays from the 2nd of August and
and you can find the celebrity birthdays for August the 4th in last years Don Heck IRON MAN post and in my post from 2016 about the famous WHAT IF ? story from issue 10 in which Jane Foster picks up Thor´s hammer making the whole new JANE FOSTER AS THE NEW THOR / GODMOTHER OF ASGARD storyline ridiculous - they did the whole thing in one issue
August 5th Jessica Nigri 30
and you can find more celebrity birthdays from the 5th of August in this post and which include Tawny Kitaen who also was in BACHELOR PARTY and who turned 58 and
Lisa Boyle celebrated her 55th birthday on August the 6th and I have to call foul on her imdb entry that states she is best known for her roles in Bad Boys, Face / Off, Lost Highway or The Nutty Professor. Man, I didn´t even know she was in those movies. No, if you know Lisa Boyle it´s either from her pictures in PLAYBOY and the over 25 Playboy magazine Special Editions where she was often paired with Patricia Ford, her roles in such erotic classics like FriendOf TheFamily, MidnightTease, Dreammaster - The EroticInvader and ILikeToPlayGamesToo showing everything she got or her recurring role on 80s / 90s cult sitcom Married With Children.
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She played Fawn, one of Kelly´s bosom buddies - with a huge emphasis on the bosom part - and constantly outshone Christina Applegate like in this scene from the episode Spring Break - Part 1 from season 10 where she really pushed her 35Cs so tightly together in her tiny red bikini top when she´s leaning forward that I totally forgot that Christina was in the shot.
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and you can find more celebrity birthdays from August the 6th in this post and
August 9th Bob McLeod and I did a spotlight post on him in 2016 which includes more celebrity birthdays from the 9th of August and
he also worked on John Byrne´s revamped Superman and I really have managed to include more stuff about this topic in my recent posts ( like with the Robert Davi movie rummage table spin - off which features the part of my JUSTICE LEAGUE movie casting with natural born stripper Elizabeth Berkley and Lindsay Lohan so we will skip it in this post ) and
Rick Leonardi and I did a post on him in 2016 and which includes the birthdays for August the 10th since it was a belated birthday post
August 10th Claudia Christian 54 whom I just mentioned in a recent post because she appeared on the science fiction show BABYLON 5 but she really put the fiction in science with her fantastic striptease in The Hidden.
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August 11th Jim Lee and I did a post for him last year which had mainly pages from the X - Men universe and the post includes some celebrity birthdays from August the 6th to August the 11th and you can find more celebrity birthdays just from August the 11th in my Jim Lee birthday post from 2016 and
we got some older birthdays from July in this John Romita Jr tribute post but also some from August the 5th and the 12th and there are also some celebrity birthdays from the 12th of August in this FLASH FRIDAY post from 2016 and
August 14th Catherine Bell, a.k.a. the juggs of J.A.G. by her fans turned 51
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So far I haven´t gotten around to do a solo post on Catherine but she has been a candidate in my Casting the Justice League of America Movie series, this time as Catwoman in the Hollywood edition. Which is a bit weird since Catherine Bell has outed herself as a lesbian. Although as openly oversexed as DC has been the last few years it wouldn´t surprise me if they made her bi - sexual. I mean, she always had a thing for pussies when you think about it. As for Catherine Bell, I have the feeling that I am always writing the same things but I don´t think her mega successful The Good Witch has hit Germany yet, neither the movies nor the tv series.
August 14th Halle Berry 53
Longtime readers know that HalleBerry is one of myalltimewetsexfantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had evenfoursoloposts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so last year I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle Berry and the unexpected bonus round .
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Halle did her erotic dance in LastBoyScout , teasedus in CatwomanandfinallydeliveredinPassword : Swordfish but mostly Monster´sBall where she milkedThornton´srock hard Billy Bobdry in front of the entire crew.
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And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : HalleBerry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.
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In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.
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and you can find a few more choice celebrity birthdays from August the 14th in last year´s Halle Berry posts as well as in the Halle Berry posts from 2017 and
August 14th Rene Goscinny
August 15th Paul Gulacy and he got his own tribute post in 2016 and like it couldn´t be any other way of course it was all about one of my favorite comicbook series ever - The Hands Of Shang - Chi, Master Of Kung Fu - but
and the post also includes the celebrity birthdays for August the 15th and
August 17th John Romita Jr and I managed to do a birthday post for him last year which included art from various books he has worked on not only the usual suspects like DAREDEVIL or UNCANNY X - MEN but
and the post also includes more celebrity birthdays from August the 17th
and you can find more celebrity birthdays from August the 17th in my post about the Epic Collection DAREDEVIL - A TOUCH OF THYPHOID from 2016 and
and you can find the celebrity birthdays from August the 19th in this FLASH FRIDAY post from 2016 and
August 21st french rumpshaker Alizee 35 and she got her own cult siren entry way back in 2016 and
For those few that don´t know her, Alizée Jacotey or just Alizée for short is a french singer best known for her perfectly round bubblebutt which she loves to put on display and her erotic dance moves like what has become known around the world as the Alizée bodywave.
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It´s back to comics on August the 22nd which is the anniversary of Ray Bradbury´s birth and while I haven´t done a proper solo post about him I posted The Black Ferris from The Haunt Of Fear 18 in this Jack Davis EC Comics double feature . They adapted a few of his stories in comic form.
Longtime readers of the blog know that I always paid attention to the inkers but while I think that a good inker can make or break a comic ( which is one of the reasons why I don´t like comics that take the art directly from the pencils or are inked digitally ) I haven´t folders for any of them in my blog art archive except for Joe Sinnott. Which is the reason why Alfredo Alcala and Terry Austin had to share a post in 2016 since they both were born on August the 23rd. While Alfredo was an accomplished artist in his own rights - who could ever forget his famous Masters Of The Universe mini comics ? - he is best known to comic readers as the inker on such titles like The Savage Sword Of Conan and he also inked a lot of the Batman issues during Gene Colan´s run and many Bat - books in the 1980s.
the post has more celebrity birthdays from August the 23rd and there also are a few more celebrity birthdays from August the 14th, the 15th and the 23rd in this completely inappropriate Yaya Han post and
in 2016 I finally managed to do another post about Darick Robertson in which I mentioned the BREAKDOWNS storyline that introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And I just want to say that I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she certainly has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.
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So far I had written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
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Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.
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Although it would probably be something a bit more erotic like Super Spermico. Speaking of sperm, as my personal nurse and blow up sex doll Yaya would have to give me at least three daily spongebaths although instead of a sponge Yaya can use her big 40D oppai to massage my boner until I am ready for her patented extreme asian ejaculation escalation.
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and you can read more about why Yaya Han should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comicbook series VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this recent post and
One reason why Miko kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes I had in mind.
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Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Akira Lane is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.
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This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya I think she could be a body double for her.
At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.
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Now I have gotten some comments that I should ease down with over - sexualizing Jeannie Mai but that´s not easy when you keep in mind my obsession about asian women and the fact that Jeannie has never made a secret about what a sex freak she is and how much she enjoys having sex.
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I mean, literally the very first thing I found with her was the video with her boob exercises in which she admitted to doing them not only to make her breasts look better because she enjoys men drooling all over them but with the specific intent of getting guys harder than unto a thing of iron !
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The topic of sex has come up quite frequently on THE REAL TALK ( I´m just glad that I have not found a source for it because I would watch it 24 / 7 just to get some glimpses of Jeannie ) so we know that Jeannie just loves to dress up be it for Halloween or in the privacy of her bedroom.
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On top of that she has the perfect bubblebutt - like most asian women so it´s no wonder her ex hubby always tried to persuade her to wear a thong ( remember the thong incident ? ), she admitted to frequently using all kind of toys to spice up her sex life and she has gone on record that her favorite location to let her inner nymphomanic really loose is a hotel room because : " There are certain things I just can´t do at home. I eat at that table. " So you tell me, am I really exaggerating here or am I falling short ?
August 24th Jim Aparo and I just posted the complete issue 160 of THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD in this Supergirl post that also gets into the weirdest and creepiest stories throughout her history
and last year´s AMAZED BY APARO tribute post which has links to previous Jim Aparo posts and more celebrity birthdays from August the 21st up until August the 24th
and there are also a few celebrity birthdays from August the 24th which I skipped in the following years in this post about Jim Aparo´s BATMAN AND THE OUTSIDERS from 2016 and
August 25th Mike Kaluta and I did a post for him in 2016 and there are more celebrity birthdays from that day in the post
and you can find more celebrity birthdays from August the 25th in this post and
August 26th Thalia 48 and she´s one of my favorite persons on the planet so I don´t know why it took me until 2017 to give her her own cult siren entry ( in her case CULT SIREN is meant literally since her haunting and alluring sexy singing voice can entrp men better than the mermaids of greek myth ) and
Thalia is the total package because she is one of the nicest people on the planet, she has the soul of a saint, the voice of an angel and a relentless body made for sin. Her moves on stage drive men crazy and although she does not fall into the usual blonde archetype with big breasts she could easily multiply the circulation of any gentlemen magazine with her curves. She oozes sex appeal from every pore without coming off cheap or dirty.
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If scientists one day start cloning the perfect woman they need look no further for a living genetic blueprint that latin superstar and sex icon Thalia. She turned 48 and not only is she one of the nicest persons on the planet who oozes sex appeal from every pore with an incredible body AND voice. No, she also has the best stage outfits in the universe which would make other singers like Beyonce blush and her sultry fertility dance makes Janet Jackson´s patented erection inducing stripper moves look tame.
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and you can find more celebrity birthdays from August the 26th in this FLASH FRIDAY post and
August 28th Jack Kirby
I don´t want to put up links to all posts that tackle that subject and as longtime readers know Jack Kirby has been popping up in a lot of posts on this blog. From my feature post on Big Barda to my special THORSDAY posts about issues 171 ( part 1 / part 2 ) and 173 ( part 1 / part 2 ) where I found the german black and white pages of the issues from Williams to a THORSDAY post on Vince Coletta´s birthday with a special focus on the horrible re - coloring of Disney´s re - issuing of TALES OF ASGARD in an omnibus edition that obstructs almost all of Kirby´s art. I still hope to write the post I initially intended to do Today in the not too distant future but in the meantime new readers might want to check out last year´s Jack Kirby appreciation post which was an assemblage of various series he worked on or the post from 2016 which was a feature on Pacific Comics CAPTAIN VICTORY series .
and you can find some celebrity birthdays from August the 27th and 28th in my Jack Kirby birthday post from 2017 and in my post about Jack Kirby´s CAPTAIN VICTORY from 2017 and
August 29th Jason Pearson and I did a post for him in 2016 and which also has more celebrity birthdays from that day
and you can find more celebrity birthdays from August the 28th up until the 1st of September in this post and some birthday from August the 30th and the 1st of September in this post and
July the 30th there are just too many birthdays to cover them all so the ones I am goinjg to skip are
Hilary Swank 45 and I wrote a bit about her appearance in THE NEXT KARATE KID
and BeckyMullen 56 who is a constant guest on this blog and some people may already be sick of her but you can read more about her in this recent spin - off post
The second part is the reason why I had to cut it since it has a very long part about blondebrabusterMoniqueSluyterandtheusualplethoraofTuttiFruttigirls . Now usually I just include a short part with them in the posts but this time I did a somewhat longer version so I could include all the new download links I found while writing this post. I just recently included a whole slew of new ones but those are just for compilation and mixes while these new ones are not only for entireepisodes - which are always ultra rare - but for germanepisodeswhichareevenrarer . Some of them even includemyfavoriteTuttiFruttigirl ( you can see her below ).
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July the 30th I have included two anniversaries, I covered the first one in previous posts but always too short. I am talking about Monique Gabrielle, one of the biggest erotic movie stars of the 80s and 90s who turned 56.
Beautiful, buxom and shapely Monique Gabrielle added an ample, alluring and invigorating dose of smoldering sex appeal to a bunch of enjoyably down' n 'dirty horror and exploitation pictures made throughout the 80s and 90s. The 5' 6" natural brunette who was born in Kansas City, Missouri and raised in Denver, Colorado started modeling while still in high school, entering her first beauty pageant at seventeen ( she won the title of Miss American Legion and went on to participate in other pageants, modeling competitions and nightclub contests ), and moved to California in 1980 right after she graduated from high school. Monique then had small but still mam - orable roles in AIRPLANE II : THE SEQUEL, NIGHT SHIFT, YOUNG DOCTORS IN LOVE, FLASHDANCE, HARD TO HOLD, FEAR OF A BLACK HAT.
From there, Monique became one of the most in - demand and most gloriously often displayed naked babes in the movies and she achieved her greatest enduring popularity as the enticing young woman who tries to seduce Tom Hanks in the uproariously raucous' n' raunchy BACHELOR PARTY.
Speaking about BACHELOR PARTY, oneofmypetpeveesonthisblog is celebratingallthebraveactresseswhoturninsufferabledreckintobearableentertainmentbytakingtheirclothesofforatleastshowwhattheirMamagavethemandwhodon´tgetenoughrecognitionforthat .
Back then they put the emphasis in screwball comedy on the screw part so there were a lot of hot massitas like uncredited blonde bombshell Angela Ames who could have easily starred in a POWER GIRL movie.
So it´s no wonder that among her sadly too few credits ( she passed away with only 32 ) is the 1984 Jim Wynorsky skin flick The LostEmpire besides former blow up sex doll template Raven De La Croix who played the role of überbusty amazonian princess. I wrote a bit more about Raven De La Croix in my first Justice League Casting Alternates post and you can find more about the Russ Meyer movie UP ! in this recent post including some spiffy new animated GIFs of born for porn actress Janet Wood who tried to bang her homosexual co - star Robert McLane straight again in the worst way.
As a last word on Russ Meyer I want to mention my entries into the Boob Hall of Fame for Haji and Tura Satana which I re - posted in 2016 which is mostly about Faster Pussycat ! Kill ! Kill ! ( The Devil Women of Tittfield in german ) although it touches on her other movies and has her full bio. By the way, I didn´t just mention Raven De La Croix to include the Russ Meyer links but also because she celebrated her 72nd birthday on August the 24th.
Angela Ames also appeared on two episodes of THE FALL GUY and you can find the usual plethora of pictures, GIFs and clips of 80s sexbombs Markie Post and HeatherThomas as well as a new ( ly posted ) episode of THE FALL GUY in my recent ROBERT DAVY MOVIE RUMMAGE TABLE post .
80s Power Girl Markie Post is probably the best known cult siren on the blog because not only have I done many re - posts of her original post .
I also keep mentioning her in other posts and her original post is in the Top Ten Posts widget that appears on every post. Since I have done so many different versions it is not so tragic that I did not do a re - post last year even though I did the last version of her cult siren entry in 2016 .
Now Toni Alessandrini is better known as she was in quite a few bikini competitions around the time the BIKINI OPEN were so popular and in some erotic tv series. Besides having 16 movie credits the stripper who says of herself : " My whole body is an erogenous zone. " won Miss World Burlesque 1980, Miss Exotic World 1991 and danced in a Playboy revue.
Continuing with Monique Gabrielle, her most memorable roles include a pathetic junkie snitch in the terrifically trashy babes - behind - bars classic CHAINED HEAT, a sweet princess and her evil twin in DEATHSTALKER II, a nude model in the funny sketch comedy AMAZON WOMENON THE MOON, alongside - and on top of - dark haired sexbomb Rachel Vickers in ANGELEYES, a gutsy lady cop in SILK 2, nerdy, repressed Megan in the delightfully dippy EVIL TOONS and there is even a comic book related role since she played feisty security chief Miss Poinsettia in the amusingly campy THE RETURN OF SWAMP THING with sexy Heather Locklear in the lead role.
Here in Europe she is of course best known for the steamyEMANUELLE 5 in which Monique Gabrielle played the woman she was born to bring to the big screen : the titular brazen and uninhibited sexual adventuress, the french soft sex kitten with the inexhaustible body of a Playmate of the Year ( or rather a Penthouse Pet Of The Month for December 1982 in Monique´s case ), the sex drive of a nymphomaniac and the morals of a hooker who always seems to have trouble keeping her clothes on and her long legs together. It is the pinnacle of her thespian career as well as the zenith of all the Emanuelle movies and the rest is as they say history.
After Monique Gabrielle the role went to german Sexbombe Natalie Uher who became famous as the youngest german playmate with sixteen and the youngest actress to play Emanuelle with twenty in EMANUELLE 6.
She tried her breast to fill out the role and had considerable sex appeal for a skinny chick not to mention that she is rather adept at removing her clothes whenever the script calls for it baring every square - inch of her spectacular boy ( here her model skills come in quite handy ) but she is no Monique Gabrielle who has a body to die for. Sadly this was her third and last movie since she could have made a fortune if she had continued but she left the showbiz and is now happily married with two children.
Before that I had only seen two movies with original sexbomb Sylvia Kristel who - at least according to her biography - worked as a secretary and quit to become a model because she was constantly used as a blow up sex doll by the entire male staff ( no pun intended ) due to her porn star body.
Besides that american audiences are probably most familiar with Krista Allen who played Emanuelle ineightmadefor tvmovies . Because she did it when her incredible body was in prime condition she was able to believable portray the french sex machine with the high moan factor who merciless milks men dry until they can´t remember on which side the doorknob is. The show had some strange 3D effects - because that was the new thing at that time - and the stories were not that great but it was all worth it to seeMissAllengetherfreakon. Whoa, did sheever.
Here it was shown on PRO7 but so far I haven´t seen the DVDs anywhere.
The bodacious Krista Allen played Clark Kent´s hotnewteacher on SMALLVILLE, Jim Carey´s new neighbor with the big boobs in LIAR LIAR and the sexyoracle on CHARMED ( she was also in a series called Black Widow which had nothing to do with the Marvel character ) but she is probably best known for herroleofJennaAvidon BAYWATCH HAWAII.
And for more on such baywatchablebabes like ErikaEleniak ( who is of course most famous for herincrediblysteamystriptease in UNDERSIEGE ), PamelaAnderson , nubiansex dollTraciBanghim or natural born gogodancerCarmenElektra check out my latestBAYWATCH SPIN - OFF POSTS.
To wrap up Monique Gabrielle, she did guest spots on DREAM ON, HUNTER and HARDBALL and was the onetime girlfriend of low - budget straight - to - video picture director Jim Wynorski. She popped up in a handful of his movies in both minor and more substantial parts alike. Monique cheerfully poked fun at her own b - flick queen persona in SCREAM QUEEN HOT TUB PARTY where she co - starred with happy handfuls of other nude fright - flick starlets like Michelle Bauer. Monique Gabrielle married adult film director Tony Angove in 2003. She now lives in South Florida and runs a porno movie production company called Monique's Purrfect Productions.
and you can find the celebrity birthdays from July the 31st and August the 1st in this post and
August 2nd Dave Hunt who gave a lot of DC books a kind of house style look among which also was THE LEGION OF SUPER - HEROES and if you know me I never let the opportunity pass to put more Legion content on the blog which in this case included a lot of original Legion art pages which you can check out in last year´s post and also includes Kate Bush whose birhtday was on the 30th of July and Betty Weider a.k.a. Betty Brosmer who celebrated her 84th birthday on August the 2nd and while there is nothing new I have to add I wanted to mention her because it has been five years since I re - postedher original cult siren entry which I wrote in 2011 which is still the second most popular post on TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN. Betty was one of the most famous pin up models who was once described as a mixture between Jessica Rabbit and Traci Lords and she had what was later coined the hourglass figure ( in her heyday in the 1950s her measurements were somewhere around 38 - 18 - 36 ! ).
and her re - post includes more celebrity birthdays from the 2nd of August and
and you can find the celebrity birthdays for August the 4th in last years Don Heck IRON MAN post and in my post from 2016 about the famous WHAT IF ? story from issue 10 in which Jane Foster picks up Thor´s hammer making the whole new JANE FOSTER AS THE NEW THOR / GODMOTHER OF ASGARD storyline ridiculous - they did the whole thing in one issue
August 5th Jessica Nigri 30
and you can find more celebrity birthdays from the 5th of August in this post and which include Tawny Kitaen who also was in BACHELOR PARTY and who turned 58 and
Lisa Boyle celebrated her 55th birthday on August the 6th and I have to call foul on her imdb entry that states she is best known for her roles in Bad Boys, Face / Off, Lost Highway or The Nutty Professor. Man, I didn´t even know she was in those movies. No, if you know Lisa Boyle it´s either from her pictures in PLAYBOY and the over 25 Playboy magazine Special Editions where she was often paired with Patricia Ford, her roles in such erotic classics like FriendOf TheFamily, MidnightTease, Dreammaster - The EroticInvader and ILikeToPlayGamesToo showing everything she got or her recurring role on 80s / 90s cult sitcom Married With Children.
She played Fawn, one of Kelly´s bosom buddies - with a huge emphasis on the bosom part - and constantly outshone Christina Applegate like in this scene from the episode Spring Break - Part 1 from season 10 where she really pushed her 35Cs so tightly together in her tiny red bikini top when she´s leaning forward that I totally forgot that Christina was in the shot.
and you can find more celebrity birthdays from August the 6th in this post and
August 9th Bob McLeod and I did a spotlight post on him in 2016 which includes more celebrity birthdays from the 9th of August and
he also worked on John Byrne´s revamped Superman and I really have managed to include more stuff about this topic in my recent posts ( like with the Robert Davi movie rummage table spin - off which features the part of my JUSTICE LEAGUE movie casting with natural born stripper Elizabeth Berkley and Lindsay Lohan so we will skip it in this post ) and
Rick Leonardi and I did a post on him in 2016 and which includes the birthdays for August the 10th since it was a belated birthday post
August 10th Claudia Christian 54 whom I just mentioned in a recent post because she appeared on the science fiction show BABYLON 5 but she really put the fiction in science with her fantastic striptease in The Hidden.
August 11th Jim Lee and I did a post for him last year which had mainly pages from the X - Men universe and the post includes some celebrity birthdays from August the 6th to August the 11th and you can find more celebrity birthdays just from August the 11th in my Jim Lee birthday post from 2016 and
we got some older birthdays from July in this John Romita Jr tribute post but also some from August the 5th and the 12th and there are also some celebrity birthdays from the 12th of August in this FLASH FRIDAY post from 2016 and
August 14th Catherine Bell, a.k.a. the juggs of J.A.G. by her fans turned 51
So far I haven´t gotten around to do a solo post on Catherine but she has been a candidate in my Casting the Justice League of America Movie series, this time as Catwoman in the Hollywood edition. Which is a bit weird since Catherine Bell has outed herself as a lesbian. Although as openly oversexed as DC has been the last few years it wouldn´t surprise me if they made her bi - sexual. I mean, she always had a thing for pussies when you think about it. As for Catherine Bell, I have the feeling that I am always writing the same things but I don´t think her mega successful The Good Witch has hit Germany yet, neither the movies nor the tv series.
August 14th Halle Berry 53
Longtime readers know that HalleBerry is one of myalltimewetsexfantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had evenfoursoloposts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so last year I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle Berry and the unexpected bonus round .
Halle did her erotic dance in LastBoyScout , teasedus in CatwomanandfinallydeliveredinPassword : Swordfish but mostly Monster´sBall where she milkedThornton´srock hard Billy Bobdry in front of the entire crew.
And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : HalleBerry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.
In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.
and you can find a few more choice celebrity birthdays from August the 14th in last year´s Halle Berry posts as well as in the Halle Berry posts from 2017 and
August 14th Rene Goscinny
August 15th Paul Gulacy and he got his own tribute post in 2016 and like it couldn´t be any other way of course it was all about one of my favorite comicbook series ever - The Hands Of Shang - Chi, Master Of Kung Fu - but
and the post also includes the celebrity birthdays for August the 15th and
August 17th John Romita Jr and I managed to do a birthday post for him last year which included art from various books he has worked on not only the usual suspects like DAREDEVIL or UNCANNY X - MEN but
and the post also includes more celebrity birthdays from August the 17th
and you can find more celebrity birthdays from August the 17th in my post about the Epic Collection DAREDEVIL - A TOUCH OF THYPHOID from 2016 and
and you can find the celebrity birthdays from August the 19th in this FLASH FRIDAY post from 2016 and
August 21st french rumpshaker Alizee 35 and she got her own cult siren entry way back in 2016 and
For those few that don´t know her, Alizée Jacotey or just Alizée for short is a french singer best known for her perfectly round bubblebutt which she loves to put on display and her erotic dance moves like what has become known around the world as the Alizée bodywave.
It´s back to comics on August the 22nd which is the anniversary of Ray Bradbury´s birth and while I haven´t done a proper solo post about him I posted The Black Ferris from The Haunt Of Fear 18 in this Jack Davis EC Comics double feature . They adapted a few of his stories in comic form.
Longtime readers of the blog know that I always paid attention to the inkers but while I think that a good inker can make or break a comic ( which is one of the reasons why I don´t like comics that take the art directly from the pencils or are inked digitally ) I haven´t folders for any of them in my blog art archive except for Joe Sinnott. Which is the reason why Alfredo Alcala and Terry Austin had to share a post in 2016 since they both were born on August the 23rd. While Alfredo was an accomplished artist in his own rights - who could ever forget his famous Masters Of The Universe mini comics ? - he is best known to comic readers as the inker on such titles like The Savage Sword Of Conan and he also inked a lot of the Batman issues during Gene Colan´s run and many Bat - books in the 1980s.
the post has more celebrity birthdays from August the 23rd and there also are a few more celebrity birthdays from August the 14th, the 15th and the 23rd in this completely inappropriate Yaya Han post and
in 2016 I finally managed to do another post about Darick Robertson in which I mentioned the BREAKDOWNS storyline that introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And I just want to say that I still have not given up on a Yaya Han Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she certainly has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.
So far I had written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but the other four are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on various JLA casting posts and any other posts involving asian sexbombs like Kiana Tom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, Gail Kim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made two new posts about Yaya which showcase a part of her incredible anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.
Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.
Although it would probably be something a bit more erotic like Super Spermico. Speaking of sperm, as my personal nurse and blow up sex doll Yaya would have to give me at least three daily spongebaths although instead of a sponge Yaya can use her big 40D oppai to massage my boner until I am ready for her patented extreme asian ejaculation escalation.
and you can read more about why Yaya Han should be my private nurse and how she inspired my new comicbook series VERSAUTE BETTGESCHICHTEN in this recent post and
One reason why Miko kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes I had in mind.
Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Akira Lane is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host Jeannie Mai is auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.
This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only " a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya I think she could be a body double for her.
At least it would be fun to put her body to the test for the sex scenes.
Now I have gotten some comments that I should ease down with over - sexualizing Jeannie Mai but that´s not easy when you keep in mind my obsession about asian women and the fact that Jeannie has never made a secret about what a sex freak she is and how much she enjoys having sex.
I mean, literally the very first thing I found with her was the video with her boob exercises in which she admitted to doing them not only to make her breasts look better because she enjoys men drooling all over them but with the specific intent of getting guys harder than unto a thing of iron !
The topic of sex has come up quite frequently on THE REAL TALK ( I´m just glad that I have not found a source for it because I would watch it 24 / 7 just to get some glimpses of Jeannie ) so we know that Jeannie just loves to dress up be it for Halloween or in the privacy of her bedroom.
On top of that she has the perfect bubblebutt - like most asian women so it´s no wonder her ex hubby always tried to persuade her to wear a thong ( remember the thong incident ? ), she admitted to frequently using all kind of toys to spice up her sex life and she has gone on record that her favorite location to let her inner nymphomanic really loose is a hotel room because : " There are certain things I just can´t do at home. I eat at that table. " So you tell me, am I really exaggerating here or am I falling short ?
August 24th Jim Aparo and I just posted the complete issue 160 of THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD in this Supergirl post that also gets into the weirdest and creepiest stories throughout her history
and last year´s AMAZED BY APARO tribute post which has links to previous Jim Aparo posts and more celebrity birthdays from August the 21st up until August the 24th
and there are also a few celebrity birthdays from August the 24th which I skipped in the following years in this post about Jim Aparo´s BATMAN AND THE OUTSIDERS from 2016 and
August 25th Mike Kaluta and I did a post for him in 2016 and there are more celebrity birthdays from that day in the post
and you can find more celebrity birthdays from August the 25th in this post and
August 26th Thalia 48 and she´s one of my favorite persons on the planet so I don´t know why it took me until 2017 to give her her own cult siren entry ( in her case CULT SIREN is meant literally since her haunting and alluring sexy singing voice can entrp men better than the mermaids of greek myth ) and
Thalia is the total package because she is one of the nicest people on the planet, she has the soul of a saint, the voice of an angel and a relentless body made for sin. Her moves on stage drive men crazy and although she does not fall into the usual blonde archetype with big breasts she could easily multiply the circulation of any gentlemen magazine with her curves. She oozes sex appeal from every pore without coming off cheap or dirty.
If scientists one day start cloning the perfect woman they need look no further for a living genetic blueprint that latin superstar and sex icon Thalia. She turned 48 and not only is she one of the nicest persons on the planet who oozes sex appeal from every pore with an incredible body AND voice. No, she also has the best stage outfits in the universe which would make other singers like Beyonce blush and her sultry fertility dance makes Janet Jackson´s patented erection inducing stripper moves look tame.
and you can find more celebrity birthdays from August the 26th in this FLASH FRIDAY post and
August 28th Jack Kirby
I don´t want to put up links to all posts that tackle that subject and as longtime readers know Jack Kirby has been popping up in a lot of posts on this blog. From my feature post on Big Barda to my special THORSDAY posts about issues 171 ( part 1 / part 2 ) and 173 ( part 1 / part 2 ) where I found the german black and white pages of the issues from Williams to a THORSDAY post on Vince Coletta´s birthday with a special focus on the horrible re - coloring of Disney´s re - issuing of TALES OF ASGARD in an omnibus edition that obstructs almost all of Kirby´s art. I still hope to write the post I initially intended to do Today in the not too distant future but in the meantime new readers might want to check out last year´s Jack Kirby appreciation post which was an assemblage of various series he worked on or the post from 2016 which was a feature on Pacific Comics CAPTAIN VICTORY series .
and you can find some celebrity birthdays from August the 27th and 28th in my Jack Kirby birthday post from 2017 and in my post about Jack Kirby´s CAPTAIN VICTORY from 2017 and
August 29th Jason Pearson and I did a post for him in 2016 and which also has more celebrity birthdays from that day
and you can find more celebrity birthdays from August the 28th up until the 1st of September in this post and some birthday from August the 30th and the 1st of September in this post and