As always I am late - Marv Wolfman´s 73rd birthday was on Monday - but going over the list of comicbook related birthdays since my last post this is the one that got me most excited. And I probably don´t need to explain why that is to anybody who has been following my blog for some time.
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For those who are new to the blog : Marv Wolfman has written a plethora of comicbook series including two I consider to be two of the best ever produced, TOMB OF DRACULA with Gene Colan and THE NEW TEEN TITANS with George Perez. Add to that the fact that I am also a huge fan of Gene Colan and George Perez and you can probably guess why I just had to seize the opportunity to put more TITANS pages on the blog ( I know that the series also went by the names of TALES OF THE NEW TEEN TITANS and NEW TITANS but for the sake of expediency I´m going to stick to TITANS ).
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You are probably asking yourself if TOMB OF DRACULA is such a great series why don´t I feature both ? There are various reasons. First up I try to avoid doing these double feature posts and prefer to concentrate on just one series. Secondly, we have had a lot of Marvel Comics content in out last posts and as longtime readers know I like to switch things up to keep it interesting - for my readers but also for myself - so we are going with DC Comics for this post. The third reason is that I think TITANS is just a bit more " trending "as they say right now due to its adaptions as the TITANS tv series - which is very different than the comicbooks - and season 3 of YOUNG JUSTICE. Which is basically the best parts of the TITANS comics.
Although they are doing their own spin on it. The first part of the season did a new interpretation of BATMAN AND THE OUTSIDERS with the Young Justice team taking the place of the Outsiders and now that they have their own version of Victor Stone a.k.a. Cyborg ( for some reason every DC franchise has to do their own version of Cyborg and he´s in every team now from the Justice League to the Doom Patrol - about which we will be talking later ) and Tara Markov as a possible new team member they are all set up for their version of THE JUDAS CONTRACT. I just hope it will be better than the version of the awful TEEN TITANS cartoon show.
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With so many posts that I have done in my 14 years of blogging about not only TITANS but also Marv Wolfman, TOMB OF DRACULA and especially George Perez it would take too long to put up all the links but I am going to include some related to the TITANS. We start with my first spotlight post on THE NEW TEEN TITANS by Marv Wolfman and George Perez or as I got to first know the series JUNGE GIGANTEN. The post is not only about how I first discovered the series but also explains what Baxter paper is and why it was so difficult to collect the series before the reprinting in the omnibus hardcovers and trade paperbacks that we have now begun.
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The next post I want to include is not about the TITANS per se but it deals with the evolution of Dick Grayson from Batman´s sidekick Robin to the leader of the Titans and ultimately his own hero persona as Nightwing.
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I also did a post about the miscoloring of the TITANS covers by spanish publisher ZINCO that includes some animated GIFs I made my self to help my readers to put the issues from the various series in the right order and they even popped up in an entry in my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series with some gorgeous original NEW TITANS art pages.
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Speaking about original art pages, I would be remiss if I didn´t include the last two NEW TEEN TITANS BLACK AND WHITE posts from Marv Wolfman´s birthday last year and Romeo Tanghal´s birthday respectively. Now since I have written so many posts about THE NEW TEEN TITANS, Marv Wolfman and George Perez there is nothing left to say that I haven´t already said so I only want to add that since this post is about Marv Wolfman I included some pages where I don´t have any original art to accompany it but which are part of my favorite scenes. The majority of them deal with the guest appearance of the surviving members of THE DOOM PATROL - and most prominently Cliff Steele a.k.a. Robotman - which brings us back to the tv series. It was so fraking awesome when Robotman appeared in THE NEW TEEN TITANS. But now without any further ado let´s get to my selection of pages for this post and kudos to Marv Wolfman and George Perez.
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May 6th David Micheline
And while I haven´t done yet any posts expressively for David Micheline he was part of the team - together with Bob Layton and John Romita Jr. - that brought Iron Man back from possible cancellation and I have written about that run - or better yet runs since they were on and off on that book - ad nauseum starting in 2013 when I pimped the Iron Man by David Micheline, Bob Layton and John Romita Jr Omnibus hardcover that was sold through amazon Germany for a measly 57 EUROS ( I bet everybody who didn´t believe me that it was a bargain price are kicking themselves now because the current price is between 90 and 150 bucks ) back then.
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I continued the topic of his run on Iron Man in my first real Bob Layton birthday post in 2013 - where I almost forgot his birthday but managed to get a post in under the wire - while the 2014 post concentrated on the return to greatness when I started reading american comics and Bob Layton and David Micheline engaged in the first Armor Wars. The post also included some art pages from issue 232 by the great Barry Windsor Smith.
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In 2015 I got on a bit of tangent because I know that money is always tight for comic readers so the post was mainly about which issues of Iron Man have already been reprinted where and in 2016 I decided to take a break from Iron Man and do a spotlight on Bob Layton´s Hercules mini - series .
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We are briefly returning to the DC side of things with Jon Bogdanove who turned 61 on May the 7th. Okay, I know that he started out at Marvel but where I really saw his art on a regular basis was in the latter part of the JohnByrnerevamp of all the Superman books after John Byrne had left and these artists came in that soon would become favorites of mine like George Perez, Dan Jurgens, Ron Frenz, Bob McLeod or Kerry Gammill to name just a few. With a name like Tales From The Kryptonian I naturally wanted to seize the opportunity to put more art from that decade on the blog but as I realized after re - reading it again there´s really not much I could add to the belated Jon Bogdanove birthday post I wrote in 2016 .
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Our next shoutout goes to not only one of the greatest comicbook artist but one of the greatest artist - period - whose anniversary was on the 8th of May. I have written at length in my unofficial series World´s Greatest Comic Artists about the great Moebius and his science fiction comics like The Incalas well as Jean Giraud´s worldfamous western comic Blueberry .
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I even wrote a Movie Rummage Table special about the animated movie Time Masters which is a must see for fans of Moebius or animated sci fi.
May 15th Brenda Bakke 56
And we´re coming from one ultimate sexbomb to the next as long - legged screen sensation Brenda Bakke celebrated her 56th birthday.
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Brenda first made waves on the big screen in Hot Shots 2 which I found better than the first part. It´s one of the few cases where the sequel was better than the original since the first movie was just a collage of funny scenes while part 2 had almost a story. And of course sexy Miss Bakke. By the way, this is how I always pictured the women from the west doing it.
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The next time I saw Miss Bakke - at least that I was aware of, see list below - was on American Gothic, one of the best horror series on tv ever. Here Brenda played the school teacher we all wished we had. Au Bakke !
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Other tv shows Brenda appeared in are Ned Blessing, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr., Charmed, Popular, Dark Angel, NYPD Blue, Dollhouse, The Mentalist, Dark Blue, The Bridge, Supernatural, If Loving You Is Wrong, Criminal Minds : Beyond Borders and she also was in Tales from the Crypt : Demon Knight, Under Siege 2 : Dark Territory and L. A. Confidential. Happy birthday, Brenda and thanks for the mammaries !
May 16th
May the 16th starting with my number one sex fantasy of all times, the bestbodyin showbiz, Janet"AllNight-Don´tStop"ActionJackson, the living blow up sex doll that walks.
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She turned 53 and she has threesoloposts besides threeentries in my JLA cast . Despite this I only wrote about some comic book casting for which sexbomb Janet is just perfect in my most recent posts about her.
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Kevin J. Taylor´s The Girl series based on her quasi audition for that role in Jermaine Dupri´s mega raunchy music video Gotta Getchawhere Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl / teacher .
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If the teachers on our school would have looked like that I never would have skipped classes. I would even have gone to detention if Janet was the supervisor. I really wouldn´t mind getting a long oral exam from her !
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It´s what I call casting at it´s best because Janet Jackson was just born for that role. Not only is she predestinedto playa stripper because of her incredibly fitand flexiblepornstarhardbody which could have earned her a fortune as a big super star in the adult entertainment industry she has some incrediblestrippermoves that make real striptease pros envious.
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I don´t know if the script said explicitly " busty stripper " but with her huge melons it´s the only kind of stripper Janet can believably portray.
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And because it´s an adult title Janet can even use her stripper moves and live out her sexual urges. Like during her Velvet Rope tour where she tied down male audience members and used them as her personal sex toys.
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I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.
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Some months ago I found a Making Of from that video and I have to say I´m not sure how I feel about the fact that originally Janet was supposed to play a nymphomanic dominatrix but they skipped that because it would hit too close to home according to Janet herself. Say what ? So Janet is a nymphomanic dominatrix in the privacy of her own bedroom ? Daiiiiimn !
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I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.
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I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.
Continuing with the anniversaries of the 16th of May we have Tori Spelling who celebrated her 46th birthday. As baffling as it may seem I actually wrote about her - okay, mostly about her sexy dance in a hooker outfit on Beverly Hills 90210 - in a birthday post about TiffanyAmberThiessen .
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If you can call her wild fertility inducing movements dancing. She really was just shaking her big boobs in the general direction of the camera. But that she did very effectively. I never was a big Tori Spelling fan but in that scene she really squeezed her breast into a tight leather top and just pushed them straight in your face. Now that´s what I call entertainment.
What I find a bit strange is how did such a scene get approved when her father was producing this ? Should I be concerned that Daddy dearest put it in the script or does this say more about his employees ? Maybe some disgruntled writers just decided to put his boss´ daughter into a hooker outfit and let her dance for him as payback for sleeping with his wife.
" Okay, Tori, do you think you can move more like a prostitute ? And we need to make the outfit sluttier. This is supposed to be a rock video. "
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I started watching Beverly Hills 90210 on the basis of Tori´s constantly growing boobs which was a product of her Dad´s financed surgery and blow up sex doll Tiffani Amber Theissen´s exploding chest which was a product of nature. The buxom brunette of your wet pervy dreams has been scorching up the tv screens worldwide with her curvaceous body and her überdeveloped 37DD Beverly Hills and it helped a lot that Tiffani was often in bikinis or leather hooker outfits much to the delight of horny prepubescent boys and the rest of the male population on the planet.
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Those directors got it made, they just go " Okay guys, in the next four episodes Tiffani dresses up as a prostitute. And she has to do at least one striptease and two nude sex scenes in each episode. Which is really necessary for her character. Oh yeah, and send her to my trailer for .... extreme rehearsal. We have to go over the scene ... orally. " Those horny perverts are to thank for that Tiffany was so often in bikinis on that show.
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Speaking about hookers, besides appearing on Beverly Hills 90210 Tiffani also was on Saved by the Bell with Elizabeth Berkley who revealed her realstrippernatureinShowgirls. Themovie was called a flop when it first come out but in the meantime it has become a cult classic mainly based on Elizabeth´s strippermoves which left me no other chance than cast her as one of my alternate choices for the Nympho Supergirl from Earth XXX in my second alternatives post for casting the Justice League movie .
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She would get a different origin in which her rocket was bombarded by the radiation of pink kryptonite which turns all female kryptonians into super horny blow up sex dolls. Because of the long exposure to the pink kryptonite the effects would be permanent ( instead of only temporary like usual ) and Nympho Supergirl would have different powers like sex strength, peep vision, erection vision, perv hearing, orgasmic flight, ovaric speed, tantra healing, kama sutra flexibility, olympic stamina, multiple position memory, fellatio breath and deepthroat breath. I would say she also has the power to give all men giant erections making their pulsating dicks hard enough to cut diamonds as soon as they look at her but with Miss Berkeley´s super sexy stripper moves that´s a given.
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But double jointed Elizabeth not only licks the chrome off your steelhard pole she has the all important " pumping pelvic thrust " move down to pat.
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I bet that comes in handy with that portable casting couch she allegedly has and I would not mindbeing at the receiving endof thata few hours.
After this little sexbomb trifecta tangent we get back to May the 16th with David Boreanaz who reaches the big five o with 50 years. He is best known as FBI Agent Seeley Booth from Bones but he started his career on Buffy and later the spin off Angel together with Charisma Carpenterwho also was on Veronica Mars. I have three seasons of Angel on my to watch pile and with any luck I can get the others before I start so I can binge watch them all. One day when I can find them on amazon I´m even going to watch the first season of Veronica Mars to find out how it all started.
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One of these days I´ll have to get the first season of Veronica Mars to find out how it all started since I came in at the tailend of that season - as usual. Besides Veronica Mars Charisma Carpenter was also in episode 11 of season 5 of Burn Notice where she showed she still can deliver the goods.
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In Germany only the first three seasons of Burn Notice have come out on DVD and right now I´m halfway through season 2. I´m not sure if I should wait any longer to see if they will do the rest someday or just get them through imports. Now that I´m invested I want to know how it plays out and there is even a spin off with Bruce Campbell´s character Sam. In any case Charisma´s funbags alone are worth the price of admission . Daimn!
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Pierce Brosnan has completed his 66th year and not only was he the best James Bond after Sean Connery he also had one of the best Bond girls.
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Halle did her erotic dance in LastBoyScout , teasedus in Catwoman and finally delivered in Password : Swordfish but mostly Monster´sBall .
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Longtime readers know that HalleBerry is one of my all time wetsexfantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had evenfoursoloposts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so last year I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle Berry and the unexpected bonus round .
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The next anniversary is more for my german readers as sexy singer Sandra a.k.a. Sandra Cretu a.k.a. Sandra Ann Lauter turned 57 just Yesterday.
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She was one of the biggest pop stars in Germany during the 80s and 90s ( she sold over 30 million records worldwide ) and she started her career as lead singer of the pop trio Arabesque before she was discovered by music producer Michel Cretu who launched her solo career. He married her later and strangely enough he celebrates his birthday on the same day as her.
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Sandra and Michel had twins but they separated in 2008. In 2010 Sandra married Olaf Menges and they separated in 2014. The sexiest dimples in pop music was one of my big teenage crushes and I remember that one of my first music video tapes I bought was a collection of her greatest hits.
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Since the links about Sandra that I posted last time don´t work anymore - and one was for another blog - here is the link to her official website .
Okay, as out of touch with current things as I am I HAVE heard of Lindsey Pelas who is the first celebrity birthday of Today. In fact I have posted one or two pictures of her on my blog without really knowing who Lindsey is.
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Thanks to Google I now know that she is 28 years old, she was a PLAYBOY cyber girl and her incredible 32F ( ! ) - 22 - 31 measurements are all natural.
So far I have not seen any of the films in which she appears but judging from the GIFs I have found online that is something I will have to rectify.
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What I have seen of her are some videos on YouTube from redcarpetevents which is ultimately the reason why I am mentioning her at all. For me it makes no sense to include somebody in the entertainment block if I don´t have a new video, a new picture or at least some links to old posts that I can include. Now in this video Lindsey is wearing what must be the best black dress I have ever seen and if you need any further proof about my cluelessness on trendy things : I thought Babes In Toyland is another movie Lindsey appeared in ( since there weresomanyotherincrediblemegabustysexbombsatthisevent ) when it is in fact a charity event.
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For those who are new to the blog : Marv Wolfman has written a plethora of comicbook series including two I consider to be two of the best ever produced, TOMB OF DRACULA with Gene Colan and THE NEW TEEN TITANS with George Perez. Add to that the fact that I am also a huge fan of Gene Colan and George Perez and you can probably guess why I just had to seize the opportunity to put more TITANS pages on the blog ( I know that the series also went by the names of TALES OF THE NEW TEEN TITANS and NEW TITANS but for the sake of expediency I´m going to stick to TITANS ).
You are probably asking yourself if TOMB OF DRACULA is such a great series why don´t I feature both ? There are various reasons. First up I try to avoid doing these double feature posts and prefer to concentrate on just one series. Secondly, we have had a lot of Marvel Comics content in out last posts and as longtime readers know I like to switch things up to keep it interesting - for my readers but also for myself - so we are going with DC Comics for this post. The third reason is that I think TITANS is just a bit more " trending "as they say right now due to its adaptions as the TITANS tv series - which is very different than the comicbooks - and season 3 of YOUNG JUSTICE. Which is basically the best parts of the TITANS comics.
Although they are doing their own spin on it. The first part of the season did a new interpretation of BATMAN AND THE OUTSIDERS with the Young Justice team taking the place of the Outsiders and now that they have their own version of Victor Stone a.k.a. Cyborg ( for some reason every DC franchise has to do their own version of Cyborg and he´s in every team now from the Justice League to the Doom Patrol - about which we will be talking later ) and Tara Markov as a possible new team member they are all set up for their version of THE JUDAS CONTRACT. I just hope it will be better than the version of the awful TEEN TITANS cartoon show.
With so many posts that I have done in my 14 years of blogging about not only TITANS but also Marv Wolfman, TOMB OF DRACULA and especially George Perez it would take too long to put up all the links but I am going to include some related to the TITANS. We start with my first spotlight post on THE NEW TEEN TITANS by Marv Wolfman and George Perez or as I got to first know the series JUNGE GIGANTEN. The post is not only about how I first discovered the series but also explains what Baxter paper is and why it was so difficult to collect the series before the reprinting in the omnibus hardcovers and trade paperbacks that we have now begun.
The next post I want to include is not about the TITANS per se but it deals with the evolution of Dick Grayson from Batman´s sidekick Robin to the leader of the Titans and ultimately his own hero persona as Nightwing.
I also did a post about the miscoloring of the TITANS covers by spanish publisher ZINCO that includes some animated GIFs I made my self to help my readers to put the issues from the various series in the right order and they even popped up in an entry in my CASTING THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA MOVIE series with some gorgeous original NEW TITANS art pages.
Speaking about original art pages, I would be remiss if I didn´t include the last two NEW TEEN TITANS BLACK AND WHITE posts from Marv Wolfman´s birthday last year and Romeo Tanghal´s birthday respectively. Now since I have written so many posts about THE NEW TEEN TITANS, Marv Wolfman and George Perez there is nothing left to say that I haven´t already said so I only want to add that since this post is about Marv Wolfman I included some pages where I don´t have any original art to accompany it but which are part of my favorite scenes. The majority of them deal with the guest appearance of the surviving members of THE DOOM PATROL - and most prominently Cliff Steele a.k.a. Robotman - which brings us back to the tv series. It was so fraking awesome when Robotman appeared in THE NEW TEEN TITANS. But now without any further ado let´s get to my selection of pages for this post and kudos to Marv Wolfman and George Perez.
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May 6th David Micheline
And while I haven´t done yet any posts expressively for David Micheline he was part of the team - together with Bob Layton and John Romita Jr. - that brought Iron Man back from possible cancellation and I have written about that run - or better yet runs since they were on and off on that book - ad nauseum starting in 2013 when I pimped the Iron Man by David Micheline, Bob Layton and John Romita Jr Omnibus hardcover that was sold through amazon Germany for a measly 57 EUROS ( I bet everybody who didn´t believe me that it was a bargain price are kicking themselves now because the current price is between 90 and 150 bucks ) back then.
I continued the topic of his run on Iron Man in my first real Bob Layton birthday post in 2013 - where I almost forgot his birthday but managed to get a post in under the wire - while the 2014 post concentrated on the return to greatness when I started reading american comics and Bob Layton and David Micheline engaged in the first Armor Wars. The post also included some art pages from issue 232 by the great Barry Windsor Smith.
In 2015 I got on a bit of tangent because I know that money is always tight for comic readers so the post was mainly about which issues of Iron Man have already been reprinted where and in 2016 I decided to take a break from Iron Man and do a spotlight on Bob Layton´s Hercules mini - series .
We are briefly returning to the DC side of things with Jon Bogdanove who turned 61 on May the 7th. Okay, I know that he started out at Marvel but where I really saw his art on a regular basis was in the latter part of the JohnByrnerevamp of all the Superman books after John Byrne had left and these artists came in that soon would become favorites of mine like George Perez, Dan Jurgens, Ron Frenz, Bob McLeod or Kerry Gammill to name just a few. With a name like Tales From The Kryptonian I naturally wanted to seize the opportunity to put more art from that decade on the blog but as I realized after re - reading it again there´s really not much I could add to the belated Jon Bogdanove birthday post I wrote in 2016 .
Our next shoutout goes to not only one of the greatest comicbook artist but one of the greatest artist - period - whose anniversary was on the 8th of May. I have written at length in my unofficial series World´s Greatest Comic Artists about the great Moebius and his science fiction comics like The Incalas well as Jean Giraud´s worldfamous western comic Blueberry .
I even wrote a Movie Rummage Table special about the animated movie Time Masters which is a must see for fans of Moebius or animated sci fi.
May 15th Brenda Bakke 56
And we´re coming from one ultimate sexbomb to the next as long - legged screen sensation Brenda Bakke celebrated her 56th birthday.
Brenda first made waves on the big screen in Hot Shots 2 which I found better than the first part. It´s one of the few cases where the sequel was better than the original since the first movie was just a collage of funny scenes while part 2 had almost a story. And of course sexy Miss Bakke. By the way, this is how I always pictured the women from the west doing it.
The next time I saw Miss Bakke - at least that I was aware of, see list below - was on American Gothic, one of the best horror series on tv ever. Here Brenda played the school teacher we all wished we had. Au Bakke !
Other tv shows Brenda appeared in are Ned Blessing, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr., Charmed, Popular, Dark Angel, NYPD Blue, Dollhouse, The Mentalist, Dark Blue, The Bridge, Supernatural, If Loving You Is Wrong, Criminal Minds : Beyond Borders and she also was in Tales from the Crypt : Demon Knight, Under Siege 2 : Dark Territory and L. A. Confidential. Happy birthday, Brenda and thanks for the mammaries !
May 16th
May the 16th starting with my number one sex fantasy of all times, the bestbodyin showbiz, Janet"AllNight-Don´tStop"ActionJackson, the living blow up sex doll that walks.
She turned 53 and she has threesoloposts besides threeentries in my JLA cast . Despite this I only wrote about some comic book casting for which sexbomb Janet is just perfect in my most recent posts about her.
Kevin J. Taylor´s The Girl series based on her quasi audition for that role in Jermaine Dupri´s mega raunchy music video Gotta Getchawhere Janet plays one extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl / teacher .
If the teachers on our school would have looked like that I never would have skipped classes. I would even have gone to detention if Janet was the supervisor. I really wouldn´t mind getting a long oral exam from her !
It´s what I call casting at it´s best because Janet Jackson was just born for that role. Not only is she predestinedto playa stripper because of her incredibly fitand flexiblepornstarhardbody which could have earned her a fortune as a big super star in the adult entertainment industry she has some incrediblestrippermoves that make real striptease pros envious.
I don´t know if the script said explicitly " busty stripper " but with her huge melons it´s the only kind of stripper Janet can believably portray.
And because it´s an adult title Janet can even use her stripper moves and live out her sexual urges. Like during her Velvet Rope tour where she tied down male audience members and used them as her personal sex toys.
I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.
Some months ago I found a Making Of from that video and I have to say I´m not sure how I feel about the fact that originally Janet was supposed to play a nymphomanic dominatrix but they skipped that because it would hit too close to home according to Janet herself. Say what ? So Janet is a nymphomanic dominatrix in the privacy of her own bedroom ? Daiiiiimn !
I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy.
I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again.
Continuing with the anniversaries of the 16th of May we have Tori Spelling who celebrated her 46th birthday. As baffling as it may seem I actually wrote about her - okay, mostly about her sexy dance in a hooker outfit on Beverly Hills 90210 - in a birthday post about TiffanyAmberThiessen .
If you can call her wild fertility inducing movements dancing. She really was just shaking her big boobs in the general direction of the camera. But that she did very effectively. I never was a big Tori Spelling fan but in that scene she really squeezed her breast into a tight leather top and just pushed them straight in your face. Now that´s what I call entertainment.
What I find a bit strange is how did such a scene get approved when her father was producing this ? Should I be concerned that Daddy dearest put it in the script or does this say more about his employees ? Maybe some disgruntled writers just decided to put his boss´ daughter into a hooker outfit and let her dance for him as payback for sleeping with his wife.
" Okay, Tori, do you think you can move more like a prostitute ? And we need to make the outfit sluttier. This is supposed to be a rock video. "
I started watching Beverly Hills 90210 on the basis of Tori´s constantly growing boobs which was a product of her Dad´s financed surgery and blow up sex doll Tiffani Amber Theissen´s exploding chest which was a product of nature. The buxom brunette of your wet pervy dreams has been scorching up the tv screens worldwide with her curvaceous body and her überdeveloped 37DD Beverly Hills and it helped a lot that Tiffani was often in bikinis or leather hooker outfits much to the delight of horny prepubescent boys and the rest of the male population on the planet.
Those directors got it made, they just go " Okay guys, in the next four episodes Tiffani dresses up as a prostitute. And she has to do at least one striptease and two nude sex scenes in each episode. Which is really necessary for her character. Oh yeah, and send her to my trailer for .... extreme rehearsal. We have to go over the scene ... orally. " Those horny perverts are to thank for that Tiffany was so often in bikinis on that show.
Speaking about hookers, besides appearing on Beverly Hills 90210 Tiffani also was on Saved by the Bell with Elizabeth Berkley who revealed her realstrippernatureinShowgirls. Themovie was called a flop when it first come out but in the meantime it has become a cult classic mainly based on Elizabeth´s strippermoves which left me no other chance than cast her as one of my alternate choices for the Nympho Supergirl from Earth XXX in my second alternatives post for casting the Justice League movie .
She would get a different origin in which her rocket was bombarded by the radiation of pink kryptonite which turns all female kryptonians into super horny blow up sex dolls. Because of the long exposure to the pink kryptonite the effects would be permanent ( instead of only temporary like usual ) and Nympho Supergirl would have different powers like sex strength, peep vision, erection vision, perv hearing, orgasmic flight, ovaric speed, tantra healing, kama sutra flexibility, olympic stamina, multiple position memory, fellatio breath and deepthroat breath. I would say she also has the power to give all men giant erections making their pulsating dicks hard enough to cut diamonds as soon as they look at her but with Miss Berkeley´s super sexy stripper moves that´s a given.
But double jointed Elizabeth not only licks the chrome off your steelhard pole she has the all important " pumping pelvic thrust " move down to pat.
I bet that comes in handy with that portable casting couch she allegedly has and I would not mindbeing at the receiving endof thata few hours.
After this little sexbomb trifecta tangent we get back to May the 16th with David Boreanaz who reaches the big five o with 50 years. He is best known as FBI Agent Seeley Booth from Bones but he started his career on Buffy and later the spin off Angel together with Charisma Carpenterwho also was on Veronica Mars. I have three seasons of Angel on my to watch pile and with any luck I can get the others before I start so I can binge watch them all. One day when I can find them on amazon I´m even going to watch the first season of Veronica Mars to find out how it all started.
One of these days I´ll have to get the first season of Veronica Mars to find out how it all started since I came in at the tailend of that season - as usual. Besides Veronica Mars Charisma Carpenter was also in episode 11 of season 5 of Burn Notice where she showed she still can deliver the goods.
In Germany only the first three seasons of Burn Notice have come out on DVD and right now I´m halfway through season 2. I´m not sure if I should wait any longer to see if they will do the rest someday or just get them through imports. Now that I´m invested I want to know how it plays out and there is even a spin off with Bruce Campbell´s character Sam. In any case Charisma´s funbags alone are worth the price of admission . Daimn!
Pierce Brosnan has completed his 66th year and not only was he the best James Bond after Sean Connery he also had one of the best Bond girls.
Halle did her erotic dance in LastBoyScout , teasedus in Catwoman and finally delivered in Password : Swordfish but mostly Monster´sBall .
Longtime readers know that HalleBerry is one of my all time wetsexfantasies so not only does she appear in my Justice League of America movie casting she had evenfoursoloposts . But of course it was only a question of time before I added some new ones so last year I wrote four more : the first one about Halle Berry in her best movies , the second one on Halle Berry´s comic book movies , part three about my dream comic book movie casting with Halle Berry and the unexpected bonus round .
The next anniversary is more for my german readers as sexy singer Sandra a.k.a. Sandra Cretu a.k.a. Sandra Ann Lauter turned 57 just Yesterday.
She was one of the biggest pop stars in Germany during the 80s and 90s ( she sold over 30 million records worldwide ) and she started her career as lead singer of the pop trio Arabesque before she was discovered by music producer Michel Cretu who launched her solo career. He married her later and strangely enough he celebrates his birthday on the same day as her.
Sandra and Michel had twins but they separated in 2008. In 2010 Sandra married Olaf Menges and they separated in 2014. The sexiest dimples in pop music was one of my big teenage crushes and I remember that one of my first music video tapes I bought was a collection of her greatest hits.
Since the links about Sandra that I posted last time don´t work anymore - and one was for another blog - here is the link to her official website .
Okay, as out of touch with current things as I am I HAVE heard of Lindsey Pelas who is the first celebrity birthday of Today. In fact I have posted one or two pictures of her on my blog without really knowing who Lindsey is.
Thanks to Google I now know that she is 28 years old, she was a PLAYBOY cyber girl and her incredible 32F ( ! ) - 22 - 31 measurements are all natural.
So far I have not seen any of the films in which she appears but judging from the GIFs I have found online that is something I will have to rectify.
What I have seen of her are some videos on YouTube from redcarpetevents which is ultimately the reason why I am mentioning her at all. For me it makes no sense to include somebody in the entertainment block if I don´t have a new video, a new picture or at least some links to old posts that I can include. Now in this video Lindsey is wearing what must be the best black dress I have ever seen and if you need any further proof about my cluelessness on trendy things : I thought Babes In Toyland is another movie Lindsey appeared in ( since there weresomanyotherincrediblemegabustysexbombsatthisevent ) when it is in fact a charity event.
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