As promised in the first part of this post here is the continuation of this year´s re -post in honor of MILF cult siren Halle Berry´s 52nd birthday.
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Since I did write / am writing this in advance this post ( and the first part ) will go back to the draft folder as soon as they are finished but do not fear - they will be on the blog at the time of Halle Berry´s actual birthday.
Halle Berry as Green Lantern ( Soranik Natu )
I haven´t been the first one to cast Helle Berry as the exotic Lantern who has artists draw her cleavage ( and her supple breasts ) bigger and bigger.
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I casted Beyonce as Vixen which went against the new JLA comic from that time since Ed Benes obviously based her appearance on Halle Berry.
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And knowing what a big fan I am of Halle Berry you might think it obvious that I would do the same. But they do that with a lot of female black characters in comics and I don´t want to cast Halle in five different roles.
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Voted the sexiest woman on the planet I just had to add Halle and since there just has to be a Green Lantern on the team I´m killing two breasts with one stone. Although I have to put in her contract that the cleavage has to be - at the very least - open to 2 inches below her belly button.
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Or since Hollywood always tweaks the costumes because they think they know better than the artists that originally created the characters we could have this finally working for us and put Halle Berry in a slightly skimpier Green Lantern uniform that lets her show off her breast assets.
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That way we could finally forget the CATWOMAN fiasko. Who would have thought that a movie with Halle in such a nympho sex outfit could tank ?
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I mean the movie was waaay too tame for Catwoman. The stripper outfit sure helped a bit - less clothing on Halle Berry is always a good thing.
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But without any doubt the whole tone was wrong. Even the animated version of Catwoman is more of a horny slut than Halle Berry was.
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Halle Berry has one of the best butts in Hollywood without any doubt.
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But the producers of the CATWOMAN movie fumbled the ball on this one.
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There was a news report - that I consider a fake - that on the set Halle Berry´s Catwoman costume ripped various times due to the physicality of her role, doing backflips and whatnot and her boobs popped out one time.
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Now why wasn´t this in the DVD extras ? I´m always highly suspicious if something like this is in the news but there is no boob footage. Because they sure as heck have footage of all the things nobody wants to see.
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I think what CATWOMAN needed was more nude Halle, not necessarily to the extent of MONSTER´S BALL but at least as much as in SWORDFISH.
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Going topless didn´t ruin her career even if it wasn´t her best movie.
There is also another comic adaption for which Halle would be perfect but since that part is rather long I have decided to do a spin - off post for my casting of Kevin J. Taylor´s The Girl so I can include more about Yaya Han.
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Coming back to my JLA movie Halle Berry definitely would have to take it all off, plus a hot nude scene with Guy Gardner or another Green Lantern Corps member ( no pun intended ) or at least a shower scene with Arisia. Naturally as a director who takes his job seriously I insist on rehearsing all explicit scenes with Halle Berry just to assure the integrity of the movie.
Ah, the sacrifices we make for art. It´s hardcore . . . I mean a hard job.
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Or there might be a special interrogation scene involving the Yellow Lanterns from the Sinestro Corps who do a full cavity search on Soranik. Which they already hinted at in the SINIESTRO comic with this nice scene.
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What I somehow always brainfart on is that officer Alex Wilde, one of the major sexbombs from one of my favorite comic book series ever Erik Larsen´s SAVAGE DRAGON was clearly modeled after Halle Berry.
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I know, she looks rather white on the picture above but she´s of hispanic heritage and supposed to be colored with a much darker skin tone here.
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Since the first issue Alex was the one I hoped Dragon would end up with but something always came between them getting together. And when I say " something " I mean of course writer Erik Larsen. First it was that they were both working together, than Dragon was together with the superheroine Rapture, than Alex was with the superhero Dart and they only ended up together when Savage Dragon returned to Chicago from a long absence. He was working with the S.O.S. and Alex was still on the police force so they were not co workers and could finally get down to it.
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Anyway, Alex and Savage Dragon were just trying to get over their past relationships ( by having lots of conscientious sex ) so that didn´t last long. Later on it seemed as if Alex and Dragon were finally together.
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But as always things were more complicated : the Dragon that was using Alex like his blow up sex doll was an impostor from a parallel universe.
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( clickhere for the full six pages of this back up story from issue 132 and here for the artwork without obstruction by word balloons and captions )
Now I have seen the Black Panther movie and as any comic book fan worth his money knows great parts of it were taken directly from Christopher Priest´s run. I am not going to do a full review of the movie here because there are the usual SJW flaws and I feel that there are enough people out there who have pointed out all the things that are wrong or illogical in that movie. So I am just going to mention MY biggest disappointment which was that the one thing that Halle Berry - or any other hot afro american / nubian sex goddesses like JanetJackson - was not in it.
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Which may sound like a personal preference thing of a pervy old guy - and to some extent it is - but the thing nobody talks about in regards to Black Panther is : if Wakanda really developed without any outside interference by the white colonialists ( which is something that gets hammered into our brain constantly throughout the entire movie ) and is such a female dominated society ( which is not mentioned so blatantly but in fact it is as all even the defenders of Wakanda are female, there are no males who fight on T´Challa´s side except for Everett K. Ross and he´s an outsider ) then where are all the topless tribeswomen ? I mean, the only reason why women in african countries started to cover up their naked breasts is that the white christian missionaries told them it was sin to show what god gave them. And in Wakanda there - at least allegedly - have never been white missionaries. Also women would not cover their breasts in a female dominated society. So there is no reason why there should be no topless tribeswomen in Wakanda. The only reason there aren´t any are the SJWs.
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So on one side there are too many women in that movie who constantly try to steal the limelight from T´Challa or at least belittle him by ridiculing him and on the other side there are not enough. At least not enough of those that really count. I mean, there were a few ritual ceremonies in the movie so you can´t tell me you could not have stuck a few topless tribes women - preferably of the caliber of Halle Berry - somewhere in there.
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And it´s not like this would be unprecedented for Halle Berry who did a remarkable sexy dance ( not a striptease as she didn´t take her clothes off ) in The LastBoyScout , teased us in Catwoman and finally delivered in Password : Swordfish and Monster´sBall . She also appears in my Justice League of America movie casting and got evenfoursoloposts .
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So I think Black Panther would have greatly benefit by having Halle Berry in the cast and I would even have volunteered to direct the parts with her which would be a dream come true for me. Of course I would insist on personally rehearsing the explicit sex scenes for hours after the rest of the crew has left the set - for the whole weekend. A very long weekend.
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And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.
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In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.
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Which is what she did with Billy Bob Thornton in Monster´s Ball. Speaking of which, so far I haven´t had the opportunity to add that milestone of mammary movie history to my collection and as I just recently found out that may have been for the best. Because there are two versions so you have to be careful which DVD or BlueRay you buy if you want to see the full uncut sex scene with Halle Berry riding Billy´s bobbing thornton like a wild rodeo horse. As far as I know both versions are out in the US but I have no idea how things are in Europe. All the german copies go 108 minutes while the spanish version goes 111 minutes so this might be a movie I will have to get in Spain but who knows when I have the chance.
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Now I did find some GIFs online and part of what seems to be missing in the cut version is proof of that Halle really did bang Billy Bob Thornton´s brains out for real as you can see his rockhard meatpole and his monster balls. Which might be the reason why there was so much speculation if they really did it. If all movie goers had seen the full scene there had be no doubt about it. Now there is no explicit penetration shown - they did not go that far - but you see enough to realize they are doing it for real.
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Which always gives boners that extra edge. There are a few movies where you can see such explicit scenes and I remember that the first one I saw was in a cheap erotic horror movie. I didn´t expect more than the usual nude scenes but suddenly you saw the hot sexbomb of turn riding the lucky stiff´s stiff member and instead of the usual blanket covering her nude butt there was nothing there as his schlong was sliding inside her.
At first I thought this was one of those porn movies they used to show on german tv where they cut the good scenes ( which totally defeated the purpose of showing those kind of movies ) and they had forgotten to cut that part. But no, it was just your basic cheap Hollywood horror skin flick where - as according to urban legend is wont to happen from time to time and there are a few movies with Shannon Whirry that include such scenes which may have something to do with her becoming such a big midnight movie star in the 90s - the actors got bored or drunk or horny or all of the above and decided to do it for real. And as it could not be any other way the director choose that take for the movie. I sadly don´t remember the title of the movie but I know that the story involved the figures of a wax museum coming to life again. I know, that doesn´t really narrow it down.
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Since I did write / am writing this in advance this post ( and the first part ) will go back to the draft folder as soon as they are finished but do not fear - they will be on the blog at the time of Halle Berry´s actual birthday.
Halle Berry as Green Lantern ( Soranik Natu )
I haven´t been the first one to cast Helle Berry as the exotic Lantern who has artists draw her cleavage ( and her supple breasts ) bigger and bigger.
I casted Beyonce as Vixen which went against the new JLA comic from that time since Ed Benes obviously based her appearance on Halle Berry.
And knowing what a big fan I am of Halle Berry you might think it obvious that I would do the same. But they do that with a lot of female black characters in comics and I don´t want to cast Halle in five different roles.
Voted the sexiest woman on the planet I just had to add Halle and since there just has to be a Green Lantern on the team I´m killing two breasts with one stone. Although I have to put in her contract that the cleavage has to be - at the very least - open to 2 inches below her belly button.
Or since Hollywood always tweaks the costumes because they think they know better than the artists that originally created the characters we could have this finally working for us and put Halle Berry in a slightly skimpier Green Lantern uniform that lets her show off her breast assets.
That way we could finally forget the CATWOMAN fiasko. Who would have thought that a movie with Halle in such a nympho sex outfit could tank ?
I mean the movie was waaay too tame for Catwoman. The stripper outfit sure helped a bit - less clothing on Halle Berry is always a good thing.
But without any doubt the whole tone was wrong. Even the animated version of Catwoman is more of a horny slut than Halle Berry was.
Halle Berry has one of the best butts in Hollywood without any doubt.
But the producers of the CATWOMAN movie fumbled the ball on this one.
There was a news report - that I consider a fake - that on the set Halle Berry´s Catwoman costume ripped various times due to the physicality of her role, doing backflips and whatnot and her boobs popped out one time.
Now why wasn´t this in the DVD extras ? I´m always highly suspicious if something like this is in the news but there is no boob footage. Because they sure as heck have footage of all the things nobody wants to see.
I think what CATWOMAN needed was more nude Halle, not necessarily to the extent of MONSTER´S BALL but at least as much as in SWORDFISH.
Going topless didn´t ruin her career even if it wasn´t her best movie.
There is also another comic adaption for which Halle would be perfect but since that part is rather long I have decided to do a spin - off post for my casting of Kevin J. Taylor´s The Girl so I can include more about Yaya Han.
Coming back to my JLA movie Halle Berry definitely would have to take it all off, plus a hot nude scene with Guy Gardner or another Green Lantern Corps member ( no pun intended ) or at least a shower scene with Arisia. Naturally as a director who takes his job seriously I insist on rehearsing all explicit scenes with Halle Berry just to assure the integrity of the movie.
Ah, the sacrifices we make for art. It´s hardcore . . . I mean a hard job.
Or there might be a special interrogation scene involving the Yellow Lanterns from the Sinestro Corps who do a full cavity search on Soranik. Which they already hinted at in the SINIESTRO comic with this nice scene.
What I somehow always brainfart on is that officer Alex Wilde, one of the major sexbombs from one of my favorite comic book series ever Erik Larsen´s SAVAGE DRAGON was clearly modeled after Halle Berry.
I know, she looks rather white on the picture above but she´s of hispanic heritage and supposed to be colored with a much darker skin tone here.
Since the first issue Alex was the one I hoped Dragon would end up with but something always came between them getting together. And when I say " something " I mean of course writer Erik Larsen. First it was that they were both working together, than Dragon was together with the superheroine Rapture, than Alex was with the superhero Dart and they only ended up together when Savage Dragon returned to Chicago from a long absence. He was working with the S.O.S. and Alex was still on the police force so they were not co workers and could finally get down to it.
Anyway, Alex and Savage Dragon were just trying to get over their past relationships ( by having lots of conscientious sex ) so that didn´t last long. Later on it seemed as if Alex and Dragon were finally together.
But as always things were more complicated : the Dragon that was using Alex like his blow up sex doll was an impostor from a parallel universe.
( clickhere for the full six pages of this back up story from issue 132 and here for the artwork without obstruction by word balloons and captions )
Now I have seen the Black Panther movie and as any comic book fan worth his money knows great parts of it were taken directly from Christopher Priest´s run. I am not going to do a full review of the movie here because there are the usual SJW flaws and I feel that there are enough people out there who have pointed out all the things that are wrong or illogical in that movie. So I am just going to mention MY biggest disappointment which was that the one thing that Halle Berry - or any other hot afro american / nubian sex goddesses like JanetJackson - was not in it.
Which may sound like a personal preference thing of a pervy old guy - and to some extent it is - but the thing nobody talks about in regards to Black Panther is : if Wakanda really developed without any outside interference by the white colonialists ( which is something that gets hammered into our brain constantly throughout the entire movie ) and is such a female dominated society ( which is not mentioned so blatantly but in fact it is as all even the defenders of Wakanda are female, there are no males who fight on T´Challa´s side except for Everett K. Ross and he´s an outsider ) then where are all the topless tribeswomen ? I mean, the only reason why women in african countries started to cover up their naked breasts is that the white christian missionaries told them it was sin to show what god gave them. And in Wakanda there - at least allegedly - have never been white missionaries. Also women would not cover their breasts in a female dominated society. So there is no reason why there should be no topless tribeswomen in Wakanda. The only reason there aren´t any are the SJWs.
So on one side there are too many women in that movie who constantly try to steal the limelight from T´Challa or at least belittle him by ridiculing him and on the other side there are not enough. At least not enough of those that really count. I mean, there were a few ritual ceremonies in the movie so you can´t tell me you could not have stuck a few topless tribes women - preferably of the caliber of Halle Berry - somewhere in there.
And it´s not like this would be unprecedented for Halle Berry who did a remarkable sexy dance ( not a striptease as she didn´t take her clothes off ) in The LastBoyScout , teased us in Catwoman and finally delivered in Password : Swordfish and Monster´sBall . She also appears in my Justice League of America movie casting and got evenfoursoloposts .
So I think Black Panther would have greatly benefit by having Halle Berry in the cast and I would even have volunteered to direct the parts with her which would be a dream come true for me. Of course I would insist on personally rehearsing the explicit sex scenes for hours after the rest of the crew has left the set - for the whole weekend. A very long weekend.
And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.
In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.
Which is what she did with Billy Bob Thornton in Monster´s Ball. Speaking of which, so far I haven´t had the opportunity to add that milestone of mammary movie history to my collection and as I just recently found out that may have been for the best. Because there are two versions so you have to be careful which DVD or BlueRay you buy if you want to see the full uncut sex scene with Halle Berry riding Billy´s bobbing thornton like a wild rodeo horse. As far as I know both versions are out in the US but I have no idea how things are in Europe. All the german copies go 108 minutes while the spanish version goes 111 minutes so this might be a movie I will have to get in Spain but who knows when I have the chance.
Now I did find some GIFs online and part of what seems to be missing in the cut version is proof of that Halle really did bang Billy Bob Thornton´s brains out for real as you can see his rockhard meatpole and his monster balls. Which might be the reason why there was so much speculation if they really did it. If all movie goers had seen the full scene there had be no doubt about it. Now there is no explicit penetration shown - they did not go that far - but you see enough to realize they are doing it for real.
Which always gives boners that extra edge. There are a few movies where you can see such explicit scenes and I remember that the first one I saw was in a cheap erotic horror movie. I didn´t expect more than the usual nude scenes but suddenly you saw the hot sexbomb of turn riding the lucky stiff´s stiff member and instead of the usual blanket covering her nude butt there was nothing there as his schlong was sliding inside her.
At first I thought this was one of those porn movies they used to show on german tv where they cut the good scenes ( which totally defeated the purpose of showing those kind of movies ) and they had forgotten to cut that part. But no, it was just your basic cheap Hollywood horror skin flick where - as according to urban legend is wont to happen from time to time and there are a few movies with Shannon Whirry that include such scenes which may have something to do with her becoming such a big midnight movie star in the 90s - the actors got bored or drunk or horny or all of the above and decided to do it for real. And as it could not be any other way the director choose that take for the movie. I sadly don´t remember the title of the movie but I know that the story involved the figures of a wax museum coming to life again. I know, that doesn´t really narrow it down.
videos
cowboy
pole dance
catwoman cosplay
feel it boy
bikini car wash company
New to the blog ? Everything you need to know about TALES FROM THE KRYPTONIAN :top ten posts / more posts of interest / best of the best
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