Cult siren Halle Berry - update

Today one of my top three sexual fantasies celebrates her 52nd birthday which gives me another excuse to re - post her cult siren entry - again.

 
I already did a shorter re - post of the original Halle Berry birthday post in 2016 but last year things got out of hand and I had to split itinto two . 

Now the reason why I am doing yet another re - post is that since my last post on Halle Berry I mentioned her once or twice in the entertainment section and I wanted to put this new material in a new post that is easier to find. Because with all the stuff I sometimes have to cram into that part of the post I can´t always put the appropriate tags on the posts. So there may be some stuff about Halle Berry in those parts but because it is not necessarily new - or because other things are more important - there is no Halle Berry tag on the post. Which makes it sometimes impossible to find.

Anyway, another reason for this re - post is that because I can´t always count on the tags I went over all of my old posts, all the way back to last year´s Halle Berry birthday posts and there was not that much about her in all those posts. I know that I promised that I would dial down the babe factor considerably ( which may not look like it with the recent posts about wet t - shirt cult siren Leslie Easterbrook , sci fi sex vulcan Jolene Blalock or the umpteenth post about my number two sex fantasy Yaya Han or other big breasted cosplay sexbombs ) but it seems I succeeded more than I wanted. So in the spirit of keeping things diverse here is a new post about Halle Berry to keep the balance with all the other cult sirens and sexbombs who were mentioned frequently over the last year. 

But as one of our times biggest cult sirens Halle Berry really deserved a special post. A Bond Girl winning an Academy Award ? You must be joking !


But it happened as Halle Berry won for her heartwrenching performance in Monster’s Ball. Not to mention for baring everything in the name of art.


History was made that night, even as people found her acceptance speech as either pretentious fluff or sincere plea. But why should we care ? Well, being a Bond Girl makes you almost immediately a cult siren. And if you are a silver screen sexbomb playing a weather - manipulating mutant with white hair in a super hero movie franchise, how could you go wrong ?

Halle Berry was born on August 14th 1966, the union of an african - american father, Jerome, and a white mother, Judith. She has an older sister, Heidi. Her name comes from the Halle Building in Cleveland, her home town, which housed a big department store and is the fictional setting of the store in The Drew Carey Show ! The parents divorced when Halle was four, so she was raised by her mom, with whom she’s still close to this day. As a teenager, she trained to be a cheerleader and began appearing in beauty pageants, winning at the age of 17 the Miss Teen All - American Pageant, representing the state of Ohio. In 1986, she was the first runner - up in the Miss USA Pageant and first black American in the Miss World Competition. Consequently, Halle began to dream of a career in the entertainment business. What was a girl to do ? Become a model.


In 1989, her professional acting debut was made for the tv series Living Dolls, a sitcom about a teen model agency that lasted only one season.

She was already perceived as an actress that remained in character during the entire shoot. Work was soon found in the popular tv show Knots Landing. 1991 was an even more important year. After appearing in a R. Kelly and Public Announcement’s music video, she made her movie debut in Spike Lee’s Jungle Fever, playing a crack addict. The same year, she also convincingly played a stripper in The Last Boy Scout, starring Bruce Willis.


In 1992, Halle made a great partner to Eddie Murphy in the comedy Boomerang. This was followed by a prestigious television miniseries Queen about author Alex Haley’s mother, narrating her arduous experiences with slavery. This role won her great acclaim when it was aired in February 1993. Halle was then seen in the role of Sharon Stone ( no, not the actress ) in the live - action adaptation of The Flintstones in 1994. With this amusing role, she got my attention for the first time.


Is it just me or does she look absolutely hot in EVERY movie she´s in ?


Another hit miniseries followed, this time as Queen of Sheba in Solomon and Sheba, for which Halle Berry was nominated for an Image Award for Outstanding Actress in a Television movie, Miniseries or Drama Special.

In 1995, she returned to crack addiction for Losing Isaiah and the role was an omen for things to come. Her next projects were a bit on the easier side with Executive Decision where she plays a stewardess, Girl 6 where she plays herself and the comedy B*A*P*S for which, at least, she wore a colorful wardrobe. Believe it or not, she was nominated as Best Actress for this film at the Acapulco Black Film Festival ! Was this a sign that meaty roles for black actresses were not that many in Hollywood ?


She starred in a little more successful comedy in 1998, Why Do Fools Fall in Love, telling the story of singer Frankie Lymon and his three wives ( played by Halle, Lela Rochon and Vivica A. Fox ). Next came a tv movie produced by all - powerful Oprah Winfrey, The Wedding. But the main project in 1998 was being offered a role in Bulworth, a political satire directed by and starring Warren Beatty. Beatty as a hip’- hoppin’ soul brother ? You better believe it and Halle again won great reviews. In fact, she began associating herself with more high - profile movie projects.


In 1999, Halle Berry became engaged to singer Eric Benét, who already had an eight year old daughter. An important part came along, that of doomed entertainer Dorothy Dandridge in a TV movie. Dorothy Dandridge was virtually the only black female star in American movies of the fifties, a fact that was inspiring for Halle. In fact, Dandridge was once nominated as Best Actress at the Academy Awards, but didn’t win. Halle discovered that she and Dorothy were both born in the same Cleveland hospital.


Introducing Dorothy Dandridge was a huge success and Halle Berry’s performance hailed as a tour de force. She won the Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries from the Screen Actors Guild Award, the Outstanding Actress in a Television Movie / Miniseries / Dramatic Special from the Image Awards, the Best Performance by an Actress in a Miniseries or a Motion Picture Made for Television from the Golden Satellite Awards, the Best Performance by an Actress in a Miniseries or Motion Picture Made for TV from the Golden Globes Award and the Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie from the Emmy Awards. And she won many more fans through the movie.


Soon after, Halle allegedly complained about the lack of quality roles for african - american actresses, as she was supposedly dismayed at playing a super hero in some action film. The role of Storm in the X - Men movie was soon shrouded in criticism, as Halle’s white wig for the character of Ororo Munroe didn’t seem to find approval among the rabid comic book fans. But her screen presence was formidable and the huge critical and box - office success of the film buried any harsh words of the past.


In 2001, Swordfish was unleashed on the big screens, starring John Travolta and Halle’s co - star in X - Men, Hugh Jackman. This movie got mixed reviews, but everyone talked about it, mainly for Halle Berry’s magnificent topless scene, of which there’s still a rumor that she was paid a few dollars more to perform. If that´s true I really have to thank whoever had the deep pockets to make Halle pop out her big puppies.


Then out of the blue came Monster’s Ball and a strong female role, which was passed down by Vanessa L. Williams and Angela Bassett, mainly for reason of on - screen nudity. Halle finally agreed to play Leticia, a young woman trying to make ends meet when her husband is electrocuted on Death Row. Leticia begins an unexpected relationship with a racist prison guard who served at her hubby’s death sentence. This movie was considered one of the best of the year and Halle’s work masterful.


Then came the night of the Oscars and the events couldn’t have been better scripted, with Sydney Poitier being honored and Denzel Washington named as Best Actor. I was personally rooting for Halle, not for the lack of " black " recognition, but just for the simple fact that she gave the best performance of the nominees. Halle Berry had already won at the Screen Actors Guild Award, the National Board of Review and the Berlin International Film Festival. So, she was the first african american actress to win the Oscar for Best Actress, Hattie McDaniel having won for Best Supporting Actress in 1939 for Gone with the Wind as Mammy.


Halle Berry became a Bond Girl in 2002 for the 20th episode of 007’s adventures, Die Another Day. She gave homage to the first ever Bond Girl, Ursula Andress, wearing similar swimwear. The shoot was not without danger, however, as one of her eye received shrapnel during an action scene and she nearly choked to death on a fig, being rescued by Pierce Brosnan ( who suffered an knee injury ). Much was made of Halle’s nomination for Monster’s Ball, as she learned the news on location while working on Die Another Day. It was also announced that her significant other, Eric Benét, was having wild orgies while Halle was away. So if that´s true it´s his own fault that she broke up with him soon afterwards because with whom do you cheat on the sexiest woman on the planet ?


The success of Die Another Day led to a rumor that Halle’s character Jinx would have her own action movie franchise, which if realized, would be a first for the Bond series. And, yes, I know that Kim Basinger won an Oscar too, but her 007 movie, Never Say Never Again, is not officially part of the " legitimate " Bond series. Reprising her role of Storm in X2, Halle clashed with returning director Bryan Singer during some turmoil between himself and the producers. She allegedly told him to " kiss her black ass ".


Halle Berry as Green Lantern ( Soranik Natu )

I haven´t been the first one to cast Helle Berry as the exotic Lantern who has artists draw her cleavage ( and her supple breasts ) bigger and bigger.


I casted Beyonce as Vixen which went against the new JLA comic from that time since Ed Benes obviously based her appearance on Halle Berry.


And knowing what a big fan I am of Halle Berry you might think it obvious that I would do the same. But they do that with a lot of female black characters in comics and I don´t want to cast Halle in five different roles.


Voted the sexiest woman on the planet I just had to add Halle and since there just has to be a Green Lantern on the team I´m killing two breasts with one stone. Although I have to put in her contract that the cleavage has to be - at the very least - open to 2 inches below her belly button.


Or since Hollywood always tweaks the costumes because they think they know better than the artists that originally created the characters we could have this finally working for us and put Halle Berry in a slightly skimpier Green Lantern uniform that lets her show off her breast assets.


That way we could finally forget the CATWOMAN fiasko. Who would have thought that a movie with Halle in such a nympho sex outfit could tank ?


I mean the movie was waaay too tame for Catwoman. The stripper outfit sure helped a bit - less clothing on Halle Berry is always a good thing.


But without any doubt the whole tone was wrong. Even the animated version of Catwoman is more of a horny slut than Halle Berry was.


Halle Berry has one of the best butts in Hollywood without any doubt.


But the producers of the CATWOMAN movie fumbled the ball on this one.


There was a news report - that I consider a fake - that on the set Halle Berry´s Catwoman costume ripped various times due to the physicality of her role, doing backflips and whatnot and her boobs popped out one time.


Now why wasn´t this in the DVD extras ? I´m always highly suspicious if something like this is in the news but there is no boob footage. Because they sure as heck have footage of all the things nobody wants to see. 


I think what CATWOMAN needed was more nude Halle, not necessarily to the extent of MONSTER´S BALL but at least as much as in SWORDFISH.


Going topless didn´t ruin her career even if it wasn´t her best movie. There is also another comic adaption for which Halle would be perfect.


I am talking about Kevin J. Taylor´s The Girl series where I originally had Halle as the main character but I gave that role to Janet " the best body in showbiz "Jackson this year based on her quasi audition for that role in Jermaine Dupri´s mega raunchy music video Gotta Getchawhere Janet plays a extremely busty stripper dressed up as a school girl / teacher .


It´s what I call casting at it´s best because Janet Jackson was just born for that role. Not only is she predestined to play a stripper because of her incredibly fit and flexible pornstar hardbody which could have earned her a fortune as a big super star in the adult entertainment industry she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious.


Okay, I don´t know if the script said explicitly " busty stripper " but with her huge melons it´s the only kind of stripper Janet can believably portray.


And because it´s an adult title Janet can even use her stripper moves and live out her sexual urges. Like during her Velvet Rope tour where she tied down male audience members and used them as her personal sex toys.


I just hope we can get some well hung male actors who can give Janet a real challenge where the explicit sex marathon scenes are concerned.


I always knew that Janet was a sex freak ( Janet admitted to joining the Mile High Club and is a well known size queen ) and although the rumors that Bobby Brown banged her in the 80s might not be true it is much more believable that she used Justin Timberlake as her sextoy and dumped him after a month of steamy sex marathons . According to Justin it took Janet an hour to get in my pants after we first hooked up and she was so wild in bed that I didn´t know how to handle it. I was falling in love with Miss Jackson but during our get - togethers she only wanted to have sex.


Some months ago I found a Making Of from that video and I have to say I´m not sure how I feel about the fact that originally Janet was supposed to play a nymphomanic dominatrix but they skipped that because it would hit too close to home according to Janet herself. Say what ? So Janet is a nymphomanic dominatrix in the privacy of her own bedroom ? Daiiiiimn !


I don´t think of myself as sexy but I am a very sexual being, I always have sex on my mind. I feel very comfortable with it and I think it´s great if a guy has a good sized package. I know the effect my body has on guys so I sometimes use it to get especially well hung guys into my bedroom where I tie them to the bed and bang their brains out in a marathon sex orgy. I go completely crazy and make them squirt again and again until they are completely drained. I regret doing it but I´ll turn around and do it again. 


Also since it´s not very realistic to have just one girl in a strip club I could cast Halle Berry again ( as well as include Beyonce and Mariah Carey who´d make great hookers ) who has already shown she has the stripper skills.


Although now that I think of it she may be better suited to play Marty who is not a stripper. Doesn´t she own a record store or something ?


Which would mean that we would not get any striptease scenes with Halle Berry but there would be enough nude / sex scenes to make up for that.


I don´t know how far Halle would go to bring the extremely explicit sex scenes with the orally fixated nymphomaniac Marty to the big screen but she has shown she can push the boundaries and get down to business.


Since I mentioned Mariah Carey, she would naturally play orally fixated deepthroat specialist Jill since Kevin Taylor himself has casted her in that role and who am I to argue with such a master of erotic comic books ?


Naturally every strip club needs an asian sexbomb and I would cast cosplay queen Yaya Han whose spectacular body was made for these kind of roles.


Which is not some kind of racial stereotype about asian women being genetically engineered to be perfect blow up sex dolls for men through centuries of prostitution, just stating that she gave herself porn implants.


I don´t know how good her abilities as a stripper are but we all know that she has the necessary bust to fill out the role with her giant 40D oppai.


And there just has to be a way how we can get Yaya Han to wear the same outfit as Akira Lane below. Can you imagine Yaya Han´s king sized XXL breasts with the areolas of the nipples being totally visible in that mesh shirt and her naked butt only covered by a tiny string of dental floss ?


So far I have written six posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but theotherfour are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on variousJLA castingposts and any other posts involving asian sexbombslikeKianaTom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, GailKim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made twonew posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.

  
Coming back to my JLA movie Halle Berry definitely would have to take it all off, plus a hot nude scene with Guy Gardner or another Green Lantern Corps member ( no pun intended ) or at least a shower scene with Arisia. Naturally as a director who takes his job seriously I insist on rehearsing all explicit scenes with Halle Berry just to assure the integrity of the movie.

Ah, the sacrifices we make for art. It´s hardcore . . . I mean a hard job.


Or there might be a special interrogation scene involving the Yellow Lanterns from the Sinestro Corps who do a full cavity search on Soranik. Which they already hinted at in the SINIESTRO comic with this nice scene.


What I somehow always brainfart on is that officer Alex Wilde, one of the major sexbombs from one of my favorite comic book series ever Erik Larsen´s SAVAGE DRAGON was clearly modeled after Halle Berry.


I know, she looks rather white on the picture above but she´s of hispanic heritage and supposed to be colored with a much darker skin tone here.


Since the first issue Alex was the one I hoped Dragon would end up with but something always came between them getting together. And when I say " something " I mean of course writer Erik Larsen. First it was that they were both working together, than Dragon was together with the superheroine Rapture, than Alex was with the superhero Dart and they only ended up together when Savage Dragon returned to Chicago from a long absence. He was working with the S.O.S. and Alex was still on the police force so they were not co workers and could finally get down to it.


Anyway, Alex and Savage Dragon were just trying to get over their past relationships ( by having lots of conscientious sex ) so that didn´t last long. Later on it seemed as if Alex and Dragon were finally together.


But as always things were more complicated : the Dragon that was using Alex like his blow up sex doll was an impostor from a parallel universe.


( clickhere for the full six pages of this back up story from issue 132 and here for the artwork without obstruction by word balloons and captions )

Now I have seen the Black Panther movie and as any comic book fan worth his money knows great parts of it were taken directly from Christopher Priest´s run. I am not going to do a full review of the movie here because there are the usual SJW flaws and I feel that there are enough people out there who have pointed out all the things that are wrong or illogical in that movie. So I am just going to mention MY biggest disappointment which was that the one thing that Halle Berry - or any other hot afro american / nubian sex goddesses like JanetJackson - was not in it.


Which may sound like a personal preference thing of a pervy old guy - and to some extent it is - but the thing nobody talks about in regards to Black Panther is : if Wakanda really developed without any outside interference by the white colonialists ( which is something that gets hammered into our brain constantly throughout the entire movie ) and is such a female dominated society ( which is not mentioned so blatantly but in fact it is as all even the defenders of Wakanda are female, there are no males who fight on T´Challa´s side except for Everett K. Ross and he´s an outsider ) then where are all the topless tribeswomen ? I mean, the only reason why women in african countries started to cover up their naked breasts is that the white christian missionaries told them it was sin to show what god gave them. And in Wakanda there - at least allegedly - have never been white missionaries. Also women would not cover their breasts in a female dominated society. So there is no reason why there should be no topless tribeswomen in Wakanda. The only reason there aren´t any are the SJWs.


So on one side there are too many women in that movie who constantly try to steal the limelight from T´Challa or at least belittle him by ridiculing him and on the other side there are not enough. At least not enough of those that really count. I mean, there were a few ritual ceremonies in the movie so you can´t tell me you could not have stuck a few topless tribes women - preferably of the caliber of Halle Berry - somewhere in there.


And it´s not like this would be unprecedented for Halle Berry who did a remarkable sexy dance ( not a striptease as she didn´t take her clothes off ) in The LastBoyScout , teased us in Catwoman and finally delivered in Password : Swordfish and Monster´sBall . She also appears in my Justice League of America movie casting and got evenfoursoloposts .


So I think Black Panther would have greatly benefit by having Halle Berry in the cast and I would even have volunteered to direct the parts with her which would be a dream come true for me. Of course I would insist on personally rehearsing the explicit sex scenes for hours after the rest of the crew has left the set - for the whole weekend. A very long weekend.


And according to one of her ex - lovers this is her second nature : Halle Berry is a kinky sex freak. She used me as her boy toy. She deepthroated me for hours to give me a giant erection and then rode relentlessly on my rock hard member in a dentist´s chair with her huge breasts pounding against me until she had multiple orgasms. Sounds like my kind of woman.


In the bedroom I take control because looks are not enough to make a fella stay faithful : you must bang his brains out. You have to be a friend, be independent , be a lady and shy but you need to be a total sex freak in the bed and milk his dick - make him squirt until he´s completely dry.


Which is what she did with Billy Bob Thornton in Monster´s Ball. Speaking of which, so far I haven´t had the opportunity to add that milestone of mammary movie history to my collection and as I just recently found out that may have been for the best. Because there are two versions so you have to be careful which DVD or BlueRay you buy if you want to see the full uncut sex scene with Halle Berry riding Billy´s bobbing thornton like a wild rodeo horse. As far as I know both versions are out in the US but I have no idea how things are in Europe. All the german copies go 108 minutes while the spanish version goes 111 minutes so this might be a movie I will have to get in Spain but who knows when I have the chance.


Now I did find some GIFs online and part of what seems to be missing in the cut version is proof of that Halle really did bang Billy Bob Thornton´s brains out for real as you can see his rockhard meatpole and his monster balls. Which might be the reason why there was so much speculation if they really did it. If all movie goers had seen the full scene there had be no doubt about it. Now there is no explicit penetration shown - they did not go that far - but you see enough to realize they are doing it for real.


Which always gives boners that extra edge. There are a few movies where you can see such explicit scenes and I remember that the first one I saw was in a cheap erotic horror movie. I didn´t expect more than the usual nude scenes but suddenly you saw the hot sexbomb of turn riding the lucky stiff´s stiff member and instead of the usual blanket covering her nude butt there was nothing there as his schlong was sliding inside her.

At first I thought this was one of those porn movies they used to show on german tv where they cut the good scenes ( which totally defeated the purpose of showing those kind of movies ) and they had forgotten to cut that part. But no, it was just your basic cheap Hollywood horror skin flick where - as according to urban legend is wont to happen from time to time and there are a few movies with Shannon Whirry that include such scenes which may have something to do with her becoming such a big midnight movie star in the 90s - the actors got bored or drunk or horny or all of the above and decided to do it for real. And as it could not be any other way the director choose that take for the movie. I sadly don´t remember the title of the movie but I know that the story involved the figures of a wax museum coming to life again. I know, that doesn´t really narrow it down.

Halle doesn´t have such a big chest size like when she was at the THINGS WE LOST IN THE FIRE premiere where her blue dress made the news.


But she still looks totally awesome for a woman who has had two kids.


With some of the women in my cast I would need to pick them from a certain time in their career but with Halle that doesn´t matter and you would most definitely see her in my Justice League movie in some role.


Okay, that picture is more than one year old but have you seen her rack - tastic appearance on the Jay Leno show in 2013 ? Man, at 46 she made all them eyes pop with her sexed up see through top. Nice puppies, Halle !


Even the yellow press was all worked up about her appearance on The Tonight Show with headlines going from HALLE BERRY FLAUNTS MAJOR CLEAVAGE to HALLE BERRY´S CLEAVAGE STOLE THE SHOW to HALLE BERRY´S CLEAVAGE PROVES DISTRACTING FOR JAY LENO to JAY LENO CAN´T HELP BUT STARE AT HALLE BERRY´S CLEAVAGE and finally JAY LENO CAN´S STOP STARING AT HALLE BERRY´S CLEAVAGE. Some quotes :


Halle Berrycertainly isn’t shy. The buxom movie starmanaged to attract a lot of attention when she stopped by The Tonight Show With Jay Leno - although she didn’t have to say a word ! Instead, she let her plunging mini dress do ALL the talking, while her exposed chest certainly stole the spotlight - in fact, Jay Leno‘s gaze kept wandering down Halle’s killer porn cleavage and sideboob. The 62 - year - old host looked like he was having a hard time ( and getting harder by the minute ) concentrating and couldn’t help stealing glances at Halle’s ample assets - and who could blame him?


It's no secret that Halle Berry oozes sex appeal. The Bond girl can leave men in a dribbling state of awe simply by flashing her smile -- so you can imagine the effect she had on Jay Leno after showing up in one of the lowest necklines we've ever seen. For her appearance on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" last night, the 46 year old donned a skimpy physics - defying, cleavage - bearing dress by Reem Acra with silver trim and an incredibly low neckline . The sheer mesh bust line was on the low side, but it also featured a slit down the middle all the way to her belly button !


Needless to say, Jay had a tough time focusing on the topic at hand ( I don´t know, but it seems to me that Jay did an admirable job because anybody else would have been staring at her boobs all the time since it looked like her ripe melons could pop out of her top any moment ).


There’s no denying that Halle is in amazing shape and looks better than stars half her age - and she loves to show it off every chance she gets!


The silver trimming along the middle cutout and top of the frock only added to the alluring appeal of the seriously sexy get - up. Black patent pumps and earrings completed the ensemble - although it was definitely her killer cleavage that was the best ( or should I say breast ) accessory!


Halle Berry, appearing as a guest on Monday’s edition of The Tonight Show, had host Jay Leno in a trance in her extremely low - cut strapless dress with generous amounts of cleavage. Jay clearly doesn’t mind Halle’s provocative style, complimenting the star on the plunging Versace gown she wore to the 85th Annual Academy Awards last month, adding, “ I like this dress better .” constantly staring at the Oscar winner´s chest. Her black and silver mini just might be her sexiest " fuck me " dress ever.