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It´s Friday Fight Night with the X - Men !

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Instead of this completely unscheduled post you probably expected another post in honor of the late great Ernie Chan ( or the first part of the cosplay spotlight on POKEMON´s Misty that I promised some time ago ) but after going through my pictures I realised that I alreadyposted mostof thegood stuff. So instead I decided to post a few of the original pages from John Byrne´s seminal Uncanny X - Men run with Chris Claremont.


The reason why I wanted to do this post is that a lot of these original art pages have accumulated and aside from the occasional pages I post everyyearonTraci Bingham´s birthday there has not been thatmany posts from this period in the X - Men´s history. The reason for that is that I am still hoping to do my DEATH IN COMICS - THE DEATH OF JEAN GREY and DEATH IN COMICS - THE DEATH OF JAMES HUDSON, ALPHA FLIGHT PRELUDE posts but apart from such important stories like that or DAYS OF FUTURE PAST there is a lot of material I have just sitting on my laptop collecting dust.

So here is a bunch of the best of the best I could find and since there is a lot of fighting within these pages I thought it would be perfect for Friday Fight Night. So enjoy the show : X - Men vs everybody else, I allow it !


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24th of July Lynda Carter and I wrote the first posts on the one, the only, the true blue original Wonder Woman way way back in 2011 which I split into two posts. A very short one on Lynda Carter and a longer one on the Wonder Woman tv series of which I did an updated version of with a lot of high quality animated GIFs in 2016 and


Coming to Today´s celebrity birthday, Julian McMahon celebrates his 50th anniversary and he started his career in Danii Minogue´s music video This Is It before tangling with Jessica Alba as Doctor Doom. But his greatest claim to fame is that he got his pawns on sexbombAlyssaMilano ( who got two entries on this blog, the main postand the bonus round with her best episodes on Charmed ) as The Source of all Evil on Charmed.
 

Alyssawasthemainreasonwhyguyswatchedtheshow, itwasalltoseeher girating her hips as a sultrybellydanceroranalmostnakedmermaid.


Before shestarredinCharmedAlyssaappearedinanepisodeofOuter Limits whereshe didn´tleave muchtotheimagination thanks to the lower restrictions of the Sci Fi channel. Shewaswellonherwaytobecomeasexsymbolbutofcoursewewantedtoseemoreofher. Andmaleviewers gottheirwish when AlyssagotherfreakoninEmbraceoftheVampirewhereshedidherbreastperformancegoingfull frontal. I did a re - post of Alyssa Milano´s cult siren entry on her birthday in 2016.


Speaking of hot cult sirens going full frontal, none other than Maria Grazia Cucinotta, the italian mega MILF with the giant 39D ( !!! ) melons turns 50 Today which makes her still younger than yours truly. Longtime readers may remember that I selected the living blow up sex doll with the twin torpedoes as Big Barda in the very first post of the Hollywood version .


In the original FOURTH WORLD comics by Jack Kirby - and this definitely changed in the NEW 52 - Big Barda was built like a brick shithouse with the personality of a lady trucker, the muscles of a female bodybuilder, the hot measurements of a playmate of the year and the cupsize of a porn star.


She got that from her mother Big Breeda, the fiercest female warrior on Apokolips who - nomen est omen - was therefore selected by Darkseid himself to breed the next race of warriors. I don´t know if it was because she spurned his advances or if he just thought she would produce the best offspring but it is implied that they used her like a blow up sex doll !


All for the next generation of Akopolips´ finest of course. Now with Big Barda the melons didn´t fall far from the tree and when she began to develop, especially in certain parts of her anatomy that had to do with procreation Darkseid decided to let her follow in her mother´s footsteps and - like mother like daughter - personally introduce Big Barda to the breeding pens to continue the family tradition. So as soon as she got wind of Darkseid´s perverted plans for her Big Barda decided to ditch Apokolips and hitched the next ride to Earth. According to Big Barda she managed to do that before Darkseid had a chance to break her in but maybe she was so eager to join Mister Miracle because she had tasted the Darkseed.


For more on DC´s creepy sex stories with Big Barda - like the time when Superman starred in a porn mocvie with her and then claimed he could not remember a thing - check out BIG BARDA : DEATH, LIES AND VIDEOTAPES .


Like I said, originally I casted Maria Grazia Cucinotta as Big Barda but keeping in mind her history I may cast her as Big Breeda. Not only to get Maria to do nude scenes that way but also because then I could cast italian 37C sexbomb Monica Bellucci as Big Barda and give the role of Wonder Woman to british 90s pornsuperstarSarahLouiseYoung .


Strangely enough another candidate from my Justice League movie casting series, Monique Sluyter celebrates her 51st birthday ( making her just a bit older than me ). I cast her as Fire a.k.a. Beatriz da Costa in the Andy Sidaris Special and before getting her solo post she was also mentioned in theannualre - posts I made of italian mega soccerMILFSimona Ventura .


Now for the benefit of new readers who might have missed this I should probably explain what TUTTI FRUTTI was. There was a show called COLPO GROSSO from Italy with some dancers dressed as certain fruits who would dance to a special song and when the last refrain said " chin chin " they popped their tops and the candidates had to bet ( before they opened their tops ) if they had stickers of fruits on one of their breasts or not.


If they had fruits - or rather stickers with fruits - on them the candidates would win points and if they had enough of them they could get the Euro Girls ( which sounds much sluttier now as the official european currency is the Euro ), the women who represented the european nations to strip.


Who could get the most women the most naked was the winner and the points they would score were called country points or Länderpunkte, a word that has become a household expression in Germany. It´s not unusual to hear german tv viewers say : Well, we´re not going to see any Länderpunkte in this movie. Anyway, the show was done to promote the Ecu, the new currency for a United Europe ( no, that really didn´t work out that well ) but the important part was getting to see the girls strip.


The show was adapted by various countries and it was called AY QUE CALOR in Spain and TUTTI FRUTTI in Germany. In Germany it was the show nobody watched ( or at least admitted watching ) but everybody saw.


Longtime readers may be already tired of this but it seems that nowadays I can´t write a new post without mentioning hot sexbomb BeckyMullen .


Besides appearing as Sally, the farmer´s daughter on the first season of Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling and various guest appearances on every major tv show ( of which her most memorable is an episode of Married with Children opposite Pamela Anderson - see GIF above ) Becky starred in various erotic midnight movies including Sinful Intrigue. With all that said german audiences know her best from taking her clothes off on Tutti Frutti . Her biggest contribution to american culture however is Hard Hunted and there are two other actresses from Andy Sidaris movies who appearedon Tutti Frutti , Sandra Wild and Carolyn Liu. I wrote more about this in my special Andy Sidaris edition of Casting the JLA movie post .


Andy was probably THE BEST director of action movies for adults. And his cast read like a WHOS´S WHO of playmates : RobertaVasquez , AvaCadell , brunetteCynthiaBrimhall, Dona Speir , Pandora Peaks, JulieStrain , ShaeMarks, SamanthaPhillipsandJulieK.Smith to name just a few of them.

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Becky Mullen´s post is a spin - off that used to be in one post with JanetJonesGretzky , best known for appearing in a white swimsuit in Police Academy 5 - Assignment Miami Beach and real live Power Girl LeslieEasterbrook who had the most famous scene in Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol in which she emerges from a pool in a wet t - shirt .


I already finished the new version of her cult siren post which goes online on Sundayso I am not writing more about her and returning to TUTTI FRUTTI. One of the main attractions of the game show was of course sexbomb Monique Sluyter, the living blow up sex doll from the Netherlands who not only was in PLAYBOY multiple times but also a big factor in my obsession with Power Girl with her impersonation of Marilyn Monroe .


When I started to read american comics the DC universe was brand new thanks to the Crisis on Infinite Earths fallout and I grabbed all the series I didn´t know which included the two fisted combo of Justice League by Keith Giffen, J. M. DeMatteis and Kevin Maguire and Justice League Europe also by Giffen and Matteis, art by Bart Sears and inks by Pablo Marcos whom I knew from his work on Defenders. I don´t know if it was fate but the very first issue of Justice League Europe I got was issue 4 in which Power Girl, Flash and Animal Man share a hotel room as they go to Bialya on an undercover mission. I re - read the issue a few times and I always wondered if these more human - and more horny in the case of Flash - heroes didn´t spend the dull waiting time in a more adult way.


For me Bart Sear´s version is still the definite version of Power Girl and now that DC is back - paddling with their Rebirth initiative and restoring many things I am of course curious to find out what that means for Power Girl. As far as I know she has not yet appeared in the all new DC universe continuity so there might be a return to her former glory in store for her.


Speaking about the best Power Girl of all times in Justice League Europe, in 2016 I finally managed to do another post about Darick Robertson in which I mentioned the BREAKDOWNS storyline that introduced Power Girl´s famous coconut bra costume. And Ijust want to say that I still have not given up on a YayaHan Power Girl coconut bra cosplay ( with the tiniest coconut shells you can find although compared to her huge 40D oppai all coconut shells probably look small no matter how big they are ) as she has already shown that she does a terrific Power Girl cosplay and she certainly has no problem filling out the magical cleavage window.


So far I had written five posts on Yaya - two of them are pretty safe but theotherthree are absolutely not safe for work - and I keep mentioning her on variousJLA castingposts and any other posts involving asian sexbombslikeKianaTom, Ava Cadell, Akira Lane, Miko Lee, GailKim or Minka and I swear the completely NSFW BIG YAYA HAN POST is still in the pipeline. In the meantime I have made twonew posts about Yaya which showcases a part of her anatomy that I have ignored too often - her legs.


One reason why Miko Lee kept popping up in the posts about Yaya Han is that I needed a body double for Yaya´s more explicit scenes I had in mind.


Which is not ideal since Yaya Han has a 40D bust and Miko Lee is nowhere near in that league. Thankfully it looks like hasian talk show host JeannieMaiis auditioning for the part and while she also is a bit smaller than Yaya in the chest area she does have an impressive skill set. I am convinced.


This hot sexbomb is of vietnamese descend and even though she is " only "a 37C and not a 40D like Yaya Han I think she could be a body double for those explicit scenes. At least it would be fun to put her body to the test on the casting couch. I have finally found some episodes of Snoop Dogg presents The Joker´s Wild and hot daimn, Jeannie Mai is spectacular !


Now while I could not find any good videos of Jeannie Mai from Snoop Dogg presents The Joker´s Wild on YouTube and I don´t want to put any download links in this post I just had to mention her again because I found some new incredible videos with her on YouTube which I will include in my next posts. The first one is a workout which is guaranteed to make you cream your pants when Jeannie starts spreading her legs and buttcheeks.



And there just has to be a way how we can get Jeannie to wear the same outfit as Akira Lane here. Can you imagine Jeannie Mai´s bonerinducing 37C oppai with the areolas of the nipples being totally visible in that mesh shirt and her naked butt only covered by a miniscule string of dental floss ?


I really try not to get too obsessed about cosplayqueenYayaHan. I can´t help it that she tickles my personal fancy as shecombinesfour of myfetiches ( comicbook / anime / cartoon sexbombs, dressupandrole - playing, womenwithbigbreasts and asiangirls ) but I know that I don´t reallymeanherasaperson and am just projecting my sexfantasiesonher.


Now just two days ago I wrote another post on Yaya Han that did not go as planned. My idea was a Best Of post where I would put all the stuff I have written about Yaya Han but there is so much material about her on this blog that it can´t possibly fit in one post. So instead I will have to put it on the blog in sizeable chunks which will be sorted according to various prime sexual male phantasies and the first topic was the sexy night nurse.

Now just two days ago I wrote another post on Yaya Han that did not go as planned. My idea was a Best Of post where I would put all the stuff I have written about Yaya Han but there is so much material about her on this blog that it can´t possibly fit in one post. So instead I will have to put it on the blog in sizeable chunks and the first topic was the sexy nurse.


I mean she already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume and not only does that girl know how to fill out that uniform. On top of Yaya Han looking like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie SuperSonico even sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.

I mean she already did a sexy doctor / nurse cosplay with her Super Sonico costume. Daim, that girl knows how to fill out that uniform and she´s just begging for some asian dick lubrication. Those sweet lips are perfect for giving oral pleasure and we all know that when it comes to deepthroating rockhard boners nobody can hold a candle to asian girls. And those soft, giant boobs were just made to be wrapped around a throbbing erection.


And don´t get me started on those long, perfect legs. I bet they taste as good as they look and Yaya surely can spread them like a real pro as only the best asian strippers and pornstars can. She probably is a real sex freak in the bedroom who can polish your meatpole until you squirt like crazy.


With Yaya Han being such a big anime fan I wonder if I could con her into doing a remake of Ogenki Clinic. I would volunteer to play Dick Horsecock, the well hung patient who suffers from a severe case of hyperspermia and Yaya would of course play nymphomanic dicktamer Ruko Tatase, who has fallen on hard times and has to milk his schlong dry of all excess semen every night to pay the rent for her tiny so the horny landlord doesn´t sexually assault her again. Man, Yaya was just born to play this role.


Not only does Yaya Han look like she could star in a Russ Meyer movie Super Sonico sounds like a name from a Russ Meyer movie, especially SuperVixens where every woman had the word super in her name.


Although it would probably be something a bit more erotic like Super Spermico. Speaking of sperm, as my personal nurse and blow up sex doll Yaya would have to give me at least three daily spongebaths although instead of a sponge Yaya can use her big 40D oppai to massage my boner until I am ready for her patented extreme asian ejaculation escalation.


As I said, I am not sure what I hoped to accomplish besides not having Yaya Han in every post and it seems I just can´t help myself. In fact it only has made matter worse but if Yaya ever changes her mind about doing sex scenes and is open for a deep asian penetration weekend she can call me or e - mail me. If you bring your ChunLi costume, I got the handcuffs and we can re - enact some explicit scenes from my favorite hentai movies.


I´m not sure what I hoped to accomplish besides not having Yaya in every post and it seems I can´t help myself. In fact it only made matters worse.


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