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It´s a Superhero Saturday with Gardner Fox

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As I have so often said, one post leads to another and while I couldn´t post all of the covers I selected for Gardner Fox´s birthday last year this also means that there are more than enough left to do another post in homage to one of the greatest writers in the history of comics this year.


I was a bit worried that I could not do this post but thanks to being bed ridden for most of the week ( health issues with my knees again ) and after binge watching the first season of the BBC´s The Three Musketeers I have the time to write a bit. Now while I did have enough covers from my research last year I always go the extra mile so I looked for a few more covers. I mean, the guy wrote more than 4,000 stories of which 1,500 were for DC alone. Which makes it kind of difficult to choose but on the other side if I manage to do all the covers I have so far there is still the possibility of doing posts just for some of the series he wrote like ATOM, THE FLASH, HAWKMAN or GREEN LANTERN. Anyway, I´ll try my best to do a second post but if you haven´t read last year´s Gardner Fox posts there is one about his superhero DC comics and his science fiction comic work


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We start Today´s celebrity birthday roll call with german comedian Kaya Yanar who turns 44. He is best known for his tv show Was guckst du ? ( What are you looking at / what are you watching ? ) that toys with well - known cultural stereotypes. He also was one of the hosts of Stars bei der Arbeit ( Stars at Work ) which despite the title did not show stars at work - which would be showing them at what they do every day - but instead had them trying a job they hadn´t done before. One of their most famous episodes with the highest rating was with 34D MILF Busenwunder Verona Pooth for obvious reasons. Verona is such an incredibly hot sexbomb this guy´s glasses were actually all fogged up when she took off her jacket ! 


I have mentioned her in one or two posts but I haven´t done a real post on her despite the fact that her birthday was just at the end of last month. Maybe I can rectify that soon. Anyway, I did get the DVD of the first season of Stars at Work and it´s totally worth it for this episode. 


Busta Rhymes also celebrates his birthday Today, he is now 45 years old. He always did his own thing without much care for fads or trends and worked with such hot women like Mariah Carey ( the video I Know What You Want is inspired by Frank Miller´s SIN CITY look ) or Janet Jackson. Man, at the time it came out this was the hottest Janet had ever been.


Of course Janet had even more incredible guest starring roles later on like in Jermaine Dupri´s Gotta Getcha where she plays a busty stripper dressed up as a school girl / teacher which was too steamy for german music tv.


Now that´s what I call casting at it´s best because Janet was just born for that role. Not only is she predestined to play a stripper since she has the best bod in showbiz she has some incredible stripper moves that make real striptease pros envious. Okay, I don´t know if the script said explicitly " busty stripper " but with her huge melons it´s the only kind of stripper Janet can believably portray. Anyway, the reason that I mention all this is that Janet Jackson celebrated her 51st birthday on Tuesday this week.


With all the health related problems and others I had lately I naturally missed it. I thought about doing a repost of her cult siren post from last year but since there is nothing important I could add just check that out.

Busta Rhymes is also an actor who appeared in Fast Lane which I watched mostly hoping to see Tiffani Amber Theissen who has the best natural breasts in Hollywood according to Howard Stern and has been scorching the tv screen for quite some time with her curvaceous hardbody and her big 37DD Beverly Hills to the delight of males worldwide in hot outfits.


I never was a big fan of the Beverly Hills, 90210 show but that quickly changed when I saw wet Tiffani Thiessen´s booming breasts in a bikini - which was a product of mother nature - and Tori Spelling´s growing boobs - which were a gift of Daddy and the best plastic surgery could buy. There was a special episode that got my attention in which Tori Spelling was dancing in a leather hooker outfit while shooting a rock music video.


If you can call her wild fertility inducing movements dancing. She really was just shaking her big boobs in the general direction of the camera. But that she did very effectively. I never was a big Tori Spelling fan but in that scene she really squeezed her breast into a tight leather top and just pushed them straight in your face. Now that´s what I call entertainment.


Those directors got it made, they just go " Okay guys, in the next four episodes Tiffani dresses up as a prostitute. And she has to do at least one striptease and two nude sex scenes in each episode. Which is really necessary for her character. Oh yeah, and send her to my trailer for .... extreme rehearsal. We have to go over the scene ... orally. " Those horny perverts are to thank for that Tiffani was so often in bikinis on that show.


Speaking about hookers, besides appearing on Beverly Hills 90210 Tiffani also was on Saved by the Bell with Elizabeth Berkley who revealed her real stripper nature in Showgirls. The movie was called a flop when it first come out but in the meantime it has become a cult classic mainly based on Elizabeth´s stripper moves which left me no other chance than cast her as one of my alternate choices for the Nympho Supergirl from Earth XXX in my second alternatives post for casting the Justice League movie .


But double jointed Elizabeth not only licks the chrome off your steelhard pole she has the all important " pumping pelvic thrust " move down to pat. I bet that comes in handy with that portable casting couch she allegedly has and I would not mind being at the receiving end of that a few hours.


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